Penelope Cruz Named 'Sexiest Woman Alive'

[PICK3]

I'm 6'2 I doubt little woody is tall enough

I didn't know they could stack faggotry that high

 

[WoodyO]

Maybe he's wearing hooker heels?

 

[ha1a1]

Also the strength of his urinal stream should be taken into consideration.

 

[PICK3]

Also the strength of his urinal stream should be taken into consideration.

My stream plumes like Niagara Falls

 

[wootoom]

I'm 6'2 I doubt little woody is tall enough

You're a fucking sack of dingo shit.

 

[Anabolic-B]

There you are big for nuthin

 

[PICK3]

There you are big for nuthin

Is that English?

Are you drunk?

 

[WoodyO]

I think that's rig pig talk.

 

[PICK3]

I think that's rig pig talk.

a stranger's comment on a chat board made him mainline smack

 

[Anabolic-B]

He knows who I'm talking about