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[caligirl85]

He's not a rig pig, hes a battery operator...prob never touched a set of tongs or drill pipe for that matter

Well not a drill pipe on a rig but maybe pick3's drill pipe

 

[Anabolic-B]

He's not a rig pig, hes a battery operator...prob never touched a set of tongs or drill pipe for that matter

Fuck drilling the only tongs I use are to cook with you sorry Russian piece of shit.

 

[Anabolic-B]

Well not a drill pipe on a rig but maybe pick3's drill pipe

I'm not convinced pick3 has a drill pipe if so pick3 is big time fag

 

[WoodyO]

He's not a rig pig, hes a battery operator...prob never touched a set of tongs or drill pipe for that matter

I have no fuckin' clue what you just said but I'm horny as fuck after reading it.

 

[caligirl85]

I have no fuckin' clue what you just said but I'm horny as fuck after reading it.

That's not a good sign Woodyo!

 

[digimon7068]

Ya get that view counter off it! LOL

ha! i'm so old, i don't even know what a view counter is

 

[caligirl85]

ha! i'm so old, i don't even know what a view counter is

It keeps track of how many views!

 

[Anabolic-B]

ha! i'm so old, i don't even know what a view counter is

Dude your a fuckin quack

 

[ha1a1]

Dude your a fuckin quack

*you're

 

[digimon7068]

Dude your a fuckin quack

i am knot a medical professional (butt i can identify an enormous asshole when i see one) however, even if i was, how would a lack of fgt ass social network knowledge give some enormous asshole any insight into my level of proficiency, or lack thereof? please, enlighten me, analbolic-bitch...

 

[Anabolic-B]

*you're

Everyone knows my stance on that word quit wasting your time

 

[Anabolic-B]

i am knot a medical professional (butt i can identify an enormous asshole when i see one) however, even if i was, how would a lack of fgt ass social network knowledge give some enormous asshole any insight into my level of proficiency, or lack thereof? please, enlighten me, analbolic-bitch...

Or ass clown. You pick, it's whatever you prefer to be called

 

[WoodyO]

Everyone knows my stance on that word quit wasting your time

Nobody knows or cares your stance on anything, homo.

 

[PICK3]

Well not a drill pipe on a rig but maybe pick3's drill pipe

wtf???

 

[digimon7068]

Or ass clown. You pick, it's whatever you prefer to be called

i get to pick? hmmmmm...lemme see...king-of-the-dipshits has a nice ring to it...i'll go with that...thanks, brah

 

[PICK3]

i get to pick? hmmmmm...lemme see...king-of-the-dipshits has a nice ring to it...i'll go with that...thanks, brah

thx


if ass clown is available I'll go with that!

 

[digimon7068]

thx


if ass clown is available I'll go with that!

you'll be my first loyal subject and official court jester m'kay?

 

[PICK3]

you'll be my first loyal subject and official court jester m'kay?

deal

 

[digimon7068]

deal

and your gram's can be secretary of defense, if she's tired of the whole carrier-based f-18 gig...

 

[caligirl85]

I like asshat myself

 

[digimon7068]

I like asshat myself

i'd wear your ass for a hat...i mean toque, eh

 

[PICK3]

and your gram's can be secretary of defense, if she's tired of the whole carrier-based f-18 gig...

thx

I will need a personal assistant too.

cali will be perfect for that position!

 

[caligirl85]

lol ya since I got fired from plunkey's!

Digi..I'm wearing a toque as we speak

 

[PICK3]

cali will be perfect for that position!

^^^
in before digi's "I got a position for her" response

 

[caligirl85]

lolololol

 

[caligirl85]

lolololol

 

[PICK3]

olollolollololololl!

 

[digimon7068]

^^^
in before digi's "I got a position for her" response

you may pick the position if you wish, but she must be dressed in a low-cut top that exposes the outer-edge of the areola's on her large, canadian, breastezz

 

[rainbococksleev]

you may pick the position if you wish, but she must be dressed in a low-cut top that exposes the outer-edge of the areola's on her large, canadian, breastezz

Fuk you're gettin creepy

 

[nangiggles]

Digi is in mating season

 

[caligirl85]

you may pick the position if you wish, but she must be dressed in a low-cut top that exposes the outer-edge of the areola's on her large, canadian, breastezz

I don't think I have any tops like that!

 

[digimon7068]

I don't think I have any tops like that!

royal attire will be provided...now please disrobe, eh...

 

[digimon7068]

Fuk you're gettin creepy

getting creepy...you don't fucking pay attention much, huh, numbnuts?? check your ADD scrip...leave your $20 co-pay at the door while you're stfu-ing and gtfo-ing.

also, wtf's creepy about tits? or is it the canadian part that's creeping you out?

 

[caligirl85]

It's Halloween..we should all get our creep on! Ok.. Maybe not haha

 

[nangiggles]

I think the areola part was the creepiest part

 

[rainbococksleev]

I think the areola part was the creepiest part

That and the he's married part

 

[Anabolic-B]

getting creepy...you don't fucking pay attention much, huh, numbnuts?? check your ADD scrip...leave your $20 co-pay at the door while you're stfu-ing and gtfo-ing.

also, wtf's creepy about tits? or is it the canadian part that's creeping you out?

Absolutely nothing is creepy about tits unless your 1 of 3. Over the hill, over weight, or breastfed to the point of no return

 

[digimon7068]

That and the he's married part

married guys don't like tits????

 

[digimon7068]

Absolutely nothing is creepy about tits unless your 1 of 3. Over the hill, over weight, or breastfed to the point of no return

1) cali's my generation so the first point is moot

ii)

c) i'm a 60's baby...we were all bottle-fed...hence our obsession with breasts

 

[digimon7068]

I think the areola part was the creepiest part

you're aware that there are entire websites dedicated to nip slips and such and the pics that tend to get the most views are the "partials"...i didn't make up the rules...

 

[caligirl85]

you're aware that there are entire websites dedicated to nip slips and such and the pics that tend to get the most views are the "partials"...i didn't make up the rules...

I was not aware of that.

PS awesome abs!

 

[Anabolic-B]

1) cali's my generation so the first point is moot

ii)

c) i'm a 60's baby...we were all bottle-fed...hence our obsession with breasts

I'm an 80s baby and I was bottle fed but tits are still #3 on my list. First is obviously the booty. Next is some nice legs to go with it. Then tits, which I like but are just bonus material for me

 

[digimon7068]

I'm an 80s baby and I was bottle fed but tits are still #3 on my list. First is obviously the booty. Next is some nice legs to go with it. Then tits, which I like but are just bonus material for me

interesting...#1 for me is a pretty face and although i love boobs, they don't have to be any particular size...my wife has nice b's and i love'em...they fit her 110 lb body perfect...

 

[Anabolic-B]

Forgot all about the face. That only matters if you're going to date her

 

[digimon7068]

Forgot all about the face. That only matters if you're going to date her

i don't even look in the first place if they don't have a pretty face...i'm kinda shallow like that hahaha