Penelope Cruz Named 'Sexiest Woman Alive'

[caligirl85]

you may pick the position if you wish, but she must be dressed in a low-cut top that exposes the outer-edge of the areola's on her large, canadian, breastezz

I don't think I have any tops like that!

 

[digimon7068]

I don't think I have any tops like that!

royal attire will be provided...now please disrobe, eh...

 

[digimon7068]

Fuk you're gettin creepy

getting creepy...you don't fucking pay attention much, huh, numbnuts?? check your ADD scrip...leave your $20 co-pay at the door while you're stfu-ing and gtfo-ing.

also, wtf's creepy about tits? or is it the canadian part that's creeping you out?

 

[caligirl85]

It's Halloween..we should all get our creep on! Ok.. Maybe not haha

 

[nangiggles]

I think the areola part was the creepiest part

 

[rainbococksleev]

I think the areola part was the creepiest part

That and the he's married part

 

[Anabolic-B]

getting creepy...you don't fucking pay attention much, huh, numbnuts?? check your ADD scrip...leave your $20 co-pay at the door while you're stfu-ing and gtfo-ing.

also, wtf's creepy about tits? or is it the canadian part that's creeping you out?

Absolutely nothing is creepy about tits unless your 1 of 3. Over the hill, over weight, or breastfed to the point of no return

 

[digimon7068]

That and the he's married part

married guys don't like tits????

 

[digimon7068]

Absolutely nothing is creepy about tits unless your 1 of 3. Over the hill, over weight, or breastfed to the point of no return

1) cali's my generation so the first point is moot

ii)

c) i'm a 60's baby...we were all bottle-fed...hence our obsession with breasts

 

[digimon7068]

I think the areola part was the creepiest part

you're aware that there are entire websites dedicated to nip slips and such and the pics that tend to get the most views are the "partials"...i didn't make up the rules...