I have turned dating into a game that only I can win. You have to, or you'll go nuts.
I'l take women out to $100 a person restaurants...places she could never go on her teacher's salary. When she gets the food, and tries it...it's obviously the best meal she's ever had.
About that point I say, "This shit sucks. I'm sending it back, unfuckingbelievable. We shoulda gone to Taco Bell."
And other stuff like that.
Sometimes I speak only in movie lines. Gotta make it fun.