Ok Gents, lets talk about the kitty

[Deleted member 33117]

LoL@this thread. When did guys get picking about pussy other than hygene/smell or shaving? Even then, those are only factors in if you will lick it. Granted if she smells so bad you can't stand to fuck her that could be an issue as far as regular penetration goes...

 

[KD1]

Granted if she smells so bad you can't stand to fuck
her that could be an issue as far as regular penetration goes...

I knew this stank ass ho back in collage ( sister of my roommate ), she stunk so bad you could smell it within a couple feet of her. During the summer, fly's would literally be buzzing around it. Nasty. You would need your scent glands removed to hit it. She was really overweight, that was likely part of the problem. Also, middle east heritage ( ive heard they are prone to more stinkage ).

 

[SlimJim52]

What up with all the HAIR? hate the hair between my teeth. Maybe a landing strip or something leading the way, but shaved is nice.

Love a nice rounded outer lip area, but then have something inside to suck outta there. Just kind of roll it on your tongue and play with it while makin it wet and swollen. Mmm Mmm Good.

Wet is good, and a drippin wet when cummin can be oh so nice, so long as you can find a dry spot to sleep in.

 

[heavy_duty]

Prefer no "fish odor syndrome".
Prefer the hair color to match her head.
Hair should be groomed.
Pussy should be somewhat tight as in no she can not sit on a watermelon and make it dissapear.
Prefer no yeast infection.
Prefer clean odor free anus as well.

 

[Sassy69]

Of course no one likes a funky smell but the fact of the matter is that that is telling you (her) that she's got some sort o' disease going on in there that needs some anti-biotics....

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Of course no one likes a funky smell but the fact of the matter is that that is telling you (her) that she's got some sort o' disease going on in there that needs some anti-biotics....

Sassy makes a valid point. Not always, but often times a funky odar is a sign of some kind of infection, be it bacteria, yeast or other, and is probably a sign that she needs to make an apointment with her gynocologist.

 

[heavy_duty]

remind me not to eat lunch while reading this forum.

Of course no one likes a funky smell but the fact of the matter is that that is telling you (her) that she's got some sort o' disease going on in there that needs some anti-biotics....

 

[solidspine]

Tightness and control

 

[H_T_]

pussy ain't got no face....

 

[bluetwistedsteel67]

Number one has to be a willingness to let me look at, lick, kiss, rub, pound and spill my babies into it. if those things aren't happening, the prettier they are the more I hate them. Second is the beauty of the puss, is it trimmed/shaved? the pretty ones just look......well, pretty. Third is smell, a pussy should smell like something I can't wait to lick - like a cherry flavored sucker, Fourth is snugness and having the necessary depth without being too deep. Fifth is a lack of scabs or other wounds but this can be overlooked if the above mentioned criteria is met. Now some would say that a scabbed up puss can't possible be pretty but if you get back to the willingness part maybe............fuck that, no scabs. So a willing puss that is pretty, smells great and is tight with no scabs or other wounds is the best puss. IMO