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Ok Gents, lets talk about the kitty

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5150guy

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I am new to the board, but i was surprised at all the polls about a man's member So lets turn the tables here. Ok Gents what is the most important characteristic of a woman's kitty, and why?

1. Size of outer lips--the infamous camel toe

2. Size of inner lips. (As an interesting side bar, have any of the ladies had labiaplasty and do they have the balls [sic] to admit it).

3. Clit size and accessablity

4. Scent and/or cleanliness

5. Tightness and PC control

6. Don't care as long as I am getting some

Ohh and as an FYI, I can count my partners on one hand (and that that does not include "Rosie Palmer"), so my sampling of the kitty is not that broad.
 
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scent and cleanliness is number 1 hands down.

tightness is number 2

and looks is 3

and wetness is 4, no dry sandy wetness. thick creamy wetness. I like to see elmers glue coming out. lol
 
As long as I cant smell funk... the rest is just details.

If your pussy stinks, your probably only getting a missionary fuck from me. The better the pussy, the more I will do. If the streets are clean and tidy, ill go downtown with a quickness. However if I have to take a machette to plow my way through pubes... sorry, no tongue action for you.

Im really not too picky tho. And I realize the things I mentioned are a two-way street. I keep myself well groomed etc :qt: :qt: :qt:
 
Supposed indicators-- nice tight crevice or canyon

Ok we have all heard of the alleged signs that tell how well hung a man is-ie hand size, foot size, lenght of index finger, size of nose ect. Are there any supposed indicators/criteria that men use to predict how big a woman's vag/vulva is going to be?
 
5150guy said:
I am new to the board, but i was surprised at all the polls about a man's member So lets turn the tables here. Ok Gents what is the most important characteristic of a woman's kitty, and why?

1. Size of outer lips--the infamous camel toe

MATTERS TO SOME EXTENT AS GUYS ARE VERY VISUAL

2. Size of inner lips. (As an interesting side bar, have any of the ladies had labiaplasty and do they have the balls [sic] to admit it).


SAME AS ABOVE
3. Clit size and accessablity

I PREFER AN AVERAGE AND MAYBE A TOUCH LARGER....SEEMS TO BE MORE SENSTITIVE

4. Scent and/or cleanliness

NUMERO UNO

5. Tightness and PC control

I LOVE THE PC CONTROL THING.....I'M FAIRLY LARGE - SO THE TIGHTNESS IS TYPICALLY THERE

6. Don't care as long as I am getting some

Ohh and as an FYI, I can count my partners on one hand (and that that does not include "Rosie Palmer"), so my sampling of the kitty is not that broad.
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As far as any size references......they are about as accurate as the "signs" regarding foot size etc and penis size - meaning there IS NO relationship.

I do think that, in general, the vertical height of the outer lips might be as good of one as any for tightness

Also - the distance between the pubicbone and belly button seems fairly acurate for depth.
 
scent is a no brainer, cause if it stinks it don't matter how pretty it is

number two is wetness - I like it to fucking pour

number three is prettiness. SO many chicks have ugly pussies. it's sad. my ex girl had the single most beautiful pussy I have ever seen. I could not stop licking it.
 
LoL@this thread. When did guys get picking about pussy other than hygene/smell or shaving? Even then, those are only factors in if you will lick it. Granted if she smells so bad you can't stand to fuck her that could be an issue as far as regular penetration goes...
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Granted if she smells so bad you can't stand to fuck
her that could be an issue as far as regular penetration goes...
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I knew this stank ass ho back in collage ( sister of my roommate ), she stunk so bad you could smell it within a couple feet of her. During the summer, fly's would literally be buzzing around it. Nasty. You would need your scent glands removed to hit it. She was really overweight, that was likely part of the problem. Also, middle east heritage ( ive heard they are prone to more stinkage ).
 
What up with all the HAIR? hate the hair between my teeth. Maybe a landing strip or something leading the way, but shaved is nice.

Love a nice rounded outer lip area, but then have something inside to suck outta there. Just kind of roll it on your tongue and play with it while makin it wet and swollen. Mmm Mmm Good. :p

Wet is good, and a drippin wet when cummin can be oh so nice, so long as you can find a dry spot to sleep in. :horny:
 
Prefer no "fish odor syndrome".
Prefer the hair color to match her head.
Hair should be groomed.
Pussy should be somewhat tight as in no she can not sit on a watermelon and make it dissapear.
Prefer no yeast infection.
Prefer clean odor free anus as well.
 
Of course no one likes a funky smell but the fact of the matter is that that is telling you (her) that she's got some sort o' disease going on in there that needs some anti-biotics....
 
Sassy69 said:
Of course no one likes a funky smell but the fact of the matter is that that is telling you (her) that she's got some sort o' disease going on in there that needs some anti-biotics....
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Sassy makes a valid point. Not always, but often times a funky odar is a sign of some kind of infection, be it bacteria, yeast or other, and is probably a sign that she needs to make an apointment with her gynocologist.
 
:user: remind me not to eat lunch while reading this forum.



Sassy69 said:
Of course no one likes a funky smell but the fact of the matter is that that is telling you (her) that she's got some sort o' disease going on in there that needs some anti-biotics....
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Number one has to be a willingness to let me look at, lick, kiss, rub, pound and spill my babies into it. if those things aren't happening, the prettier they are the more I hate them. Second is the beauty of the puss, is it trimmed/shaved? the pretty ones just look......well, pretty. Third is smell, a pussy should smell like something I can't wait to lick - like a cherry flavored sucker, Fourth is snugness and having the necessary depth without being too deep. Fifth is a lack of scabs or other wounds but this can be overlooked if the above mentioned criteria is met. Now some would say that a scabbed up puss can't possible be pretty but if you get back to the willingness part maybe............fuck that, no scabs. So a willing puss that is pretty, smells great and is tight with no scabs or other wounds is the best puss. IMO
 
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