Off to a bad start today bros

[BlueBird]

I think you're good to go on that last one as long as you're not sitting in one of Puddle's chairs.

 

[jnevin]

Smacked my shin on my bed frame, took my hot sauce out of the fridge and when I was shaking it I hit the counter and the bottle broke, and when I was cracking the last egg of the carton into the mixing bowl it was a bloody one. Ended up having cheerios and a shake. Now I'm afraid to jerk off.

 

[Captain FT]

Smacked my shin on my bed frame, took my hot sauce out of the fridge and when I was shaking it I hit the counter and the bottle broke, and when I was cracking the last egg of the carton into the mixing bowl it was a bloody one. Ended up having cheerios and a shake. Now I'm afraid to jerk off.

don't jerk off, you'll get pregnant

 

[jnevin]

Goddamnit. I had coffee grounds in my last sip of mah coffeh.

Agreed on the puddlegunty chair.

 

[jnevin]

don't jerk off, you'll get pregnant

What if I do it with my left hand. Would it be like doing anal?

 

[jnevin]

could be worse. at least you didn't get jumped.

Yeah bor. We don't have blaques here in UT aside from the Jazz. You'd probably find a way to get your ass beat at one of their games.

 

[iggy]

could be worse. at least you didn't get jumped.

 

[Captain FT]

What if I do it with my left hand. Would it be like doing anal?

I think thats the safest way to go

 

[jnevin]

I'll try not to prolapse my hand colon with my member.

 

[ortiz34]

What if I do it with my left hand. Would it be like doing anal?

take a dump, use your left hand for T.P. and you are GTG

 

[trex74]

Smacked my shin on my bed frame, took my hot sauce out of the fridge and when I was shaking it I hit the counter and the bottle broke, and when I was cracking the last egg of the carton into the mixing bowl it was a bloody one. Ended up having cheerios and a shake. Now I'm afraid to jerk off.

i hate that soooooo much

 

[ceo]

eat that bloody egg you fuckin pussy!

 

[Sub-Zero]

just dont hammer any nails between your legs

 

[jnevin]

Fuck that shit. You know how easy I puke.

 

[jnevin]

lol, yeah that's right. I thought you were getting better though? Didn't changing all those poopy diapers help you get over that to a large degree?

I put that bloody egg right in there and scramble it up, ngr. Cook and eat. Yum, yum!

The diapers are helping with bad smells and stuff like that. I still can't be eating egg blood.

 

[ceo]

lol, yeah that's right. I thought you were getting better though? Didn't changing all those poopy diapers help you get over that to a large degree?

I put that bloody egg right in there and scramble it up, ngr. Cook and eat. Yum, yum!

 

[nangiggles]

could be worse. at least you didn't get jumped.

Hello!!!!

 

[mustang_00]

better buy powerball/mega millions knee grow