oddest thing used for lube when jacking it?

[tiger88]

man o man


when i was like 14

i used it all to lube it to beat it


sun screen

hair gel


what ever was around and at the time

vasoline is the best

but clean up sucks ass

and u get oily stains on ur covers so madre may find out i was flopping the dolphin

 

[from zero]

lmao, hair gel ...

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

lol sunscreen SPF30 (Tiger thought this meant "stop penis fraying") LOL

 

[bowling ball nutz]

dude, when young I thinK I used bar soap man! fucked my shit up all kinds of ways! what else, hmm yeah tried gel, lotion sucks, vaseline too thick, flax oil ,lol I had this chick over, had a porn going, she was suckin but couldnt make me blow, so I busted out a bottle of flax seed! she was like wtf is that? I said Ive gone all organic baby and proceeded to blow one on her chest, lollll

 

[jerkbox]

i don't lube

 

[vinylgroover]

another guy's hand

 

[perkele]

i don't lube

me neither, don't even know what's the point when jacking off.

if I really must then it's the good ol grandma's saliva.

 

[wtlftr]

olive oil

 

[Lao Tzu]

Neosporin. spit. THats about it aside from vasoline & hand lotion. I hate vasoline too its hard to clean up.

Never masturbate in the shower with soap.

 

[pong21]

Never masturbate in the shower with soap.

I don't see what it would do?

But for me it's the vasoline.