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Buddy_Christ
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i slept with an older woman once (i was 19, she was 37 i think). she kinda freaked me out cause she kept trying to stick fingers in my ass and lick my ass. even now i wouldn't let a chick do that.
anyway, i had been hanging out at her house all day. she wanted me to try some beef jerky, so i did. shit started burning my mouth pretty quick. was cayenne pepper beef jerky. i like hot foods, but didn't care for the taste of this.
anyway, that night, we went at it for a while. after we got done, i went downstairs to grab a drink and some cigs. i come back upstairs and i'm laying in bed finishing a cigarette, she says "lemme suck your dick." well shit, i'm not gonna say no! i figured if she got it up again, i'd go at it again, no problem. after a few minutes, i'm startin to get that feeling, you know that feeling, the one that says "if she keeps this up, i'm going for another round." few more minutes go by and it starts getting really warm, but felt damn good. another minute or two and all of the sudden my dick feels like it's on fire.
whoa, hold on a second....what the hell is going on here?
she's got this wicked smile on her face...my dick is burning hot..."i ate some of that beef jerky" and dives right back into action.
i almost threw her off the bed trying to get her off of me. that shit was not funny at all. my dick is burning like hell, she's laughing. i said i was gonna have to go get some ice to cool myself off.
"go get the ice big boy...."
bitch would've probably tried to stick an ice cube up my ass or something. i declined.
she wondered why i never wanted to sleep with her again. gee, go figure.
anyway, i had been hanging out at her house all day. she wanted me to try some beef jerky, so i did. shit started burning my mouth pretty quick. was cayenne pepper beef jerky. i like hot foods, but didn't care for the taste of this.
anyway, that night, we went at it for a while. after we got done, i went downstairs to grab a drink and some cigs. i come back upstairs and i'm laying in bed finishing a cigarette, she says "lemme suck your dick." well shit, i'm not gonna say no! i figured if she got it up again, i'd go at it again, no problem. after a few minutes, i'm startin to get that feeling, you know that feeling, the one that says "if she keeps this up, i'm going for another round." few more minutes go by and it starts getting really warm, but felt damn good. another minute or two and all of the sudden my dick feels like it's on fire.
whoa, hold on a second....what the hell is going on here?
she's got this wicked smile on her face...my dick is burning hot..."i ate some of that beef jerky" and dives right back into action.
i almost threw her off the bed trying to get her off of me. that shit was not funny at all. my dick is burning like hell, she's laughing. i said i was gonna have to go get some ice to cool myself off.
"go get the ice big boy...."
bitch would've probably tried to stick an ice cube up my ass or something. i declined.
she wondered why i never wanted to sleep with her again. gee, go figure.
