oddest thing used for lube when jacking it?

[Buddy_Christ]

stay hard creme or gel or whatever it was. i was 14. dunno what i was thinkin. that stuff can really desensitize you. what started off as "ok, 5 minutes, blow my load, i'll be happy" turned into 45 minutes, dick was getting sore, and hard as a rock. i was a trooper though. i finally blew my load and my dick was rock solid for a few hours afterwards.

 

[-SD-]

fucked a peanut butter jar. Used honey also. Now THATS hard to clean up.

 

[Gambino]

seriously, fukking icy-hott...I wish I could say this was a long time ago, but it was only last year and I'm 26...





don't use icy-hott...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

uh, i didn't need anyone to tell me not to use icy hot on my dick and sure as hell didn't need to find out personally.

what in the hell is wrong with you?

 

[AAP]

One trick actually made an attempt to mount my cock after "lubing" up with Alberto Hair Mousse. True story. If you can image your cock sliding into a nice dry sandpaper lined hole, you will know what it felt like.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Aap - Why???!!!

 

[jackangel]

never needed anything, since i'm uncut. but i've heard that from zero uses jerkbox's spit.

 

[jackangel]

but i've heard that from zero uses jerkbox's spit.

i'm sorry, i shouldn't have said this.

































































it's actually the other way around.

 

[AAP]

Aap - Why???!!!

Apparently, that is all he had handy. I met him and went back to his hotel... after laying back, he sucked me for about 10 mins and then put the condom on me, he sits up and I hear this kind whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrshhhhh noise and don't think anything, because - hey, lube comes in a variety of different containers. Including one that looks like an oil gun for a car. He lubes up and hops aboard and plops down.... I gasp, toss him off of me and look down and it had been so dry, the condom was shredded to bits.

I was like "ummm I ain't into that anal stuff... use your mouth some more."

 

[Buddy_Christ]

and i remember, you're not gay, you just prefer your blowjobs from men, who happen to be gay.