not to sound like a d**K,but, this ones for everyone that says you arnt ready for....

[genarr4]

Dude, I totally know what you mean.

I got a seizure letter from customs when I tried to ship in 100 IU of french fries from overseas; here's a brief excerpt:

"This letter is to serve you with official notice that your package of french fries has been seized and held for inspection. Due to its contents, it was quickly disposed of by federal customs officers.

Please note that any future packages such as this will be seized and destroyed in a similar manner. And would it kill you to order some fucking ketchup next time?"

Fucking Feds...

-M

Throw the letter away. Unless you have a script you'll get locked up if you try to fight the seizure. US doctors only prescribe mashed potatos. French fries have no legitamate medical purpose.

Now if you weren't some dumbass newbie you'd know how to convert mashed into french fries saving yourself all this hassle.

 

[BigAndy69]

Oh shit! Sorry bro!

But do you know if hash browns stack well with ketchup? Cuz I got this sweeeeeeeeeeet Heinz 57...

-M

Bro, not a flame, but you should know that you need to run Ketchup throughout the entire cycle.

I run mine past french fry therapy.

 

[KOArtist]

Come on guys, I really need some advice on this potato dick!!

 

[psychedout]

LMAO @ this thread.

 

[lostlazy]

This is too funny. One of the best threads.

 

[Terd]

I know my stuff is legit now. Some guy at work was giving me a hard time and I totally "tater raged" on him. Everbody was looking at me like WTF is wrong with you.

 

[paramuscle]

not trying to sound stupid but, do your un the ketchup for the whole twelve weeks or can you front load and then roll in some mustard?

 

[Paulo]

You'll wanna stick to 10cc or less of Mustard EOD, unless it is the really primo stuff like Grey Poupon. Then you can gradually increase your dose.

and KOartist, Potato dick is really hard to reverse due to the polyformagnant relapse of the nuetro-starchiorides. You're gonna need surgery buddy. Although, preliminary studies have been conducted involving a highly experimental solution containing sour cream and mrs. dash (18% standardized NaCl ).

Although I reall can't reccomend either unless you have at least 3 years of training behind you and already hit a plateau.

And don't use ketchup for your cutting cycle, you will regret it.


Paulo

 

[Dr. M]

Guys -

thanks for the advice... I'm looking into mashed potato conversion right now.

Regarding the use of ketchup when on a hard french fry cycle, I talked to Dutch_Windmill and he said he always uses mayonnaise... is this just a Dutch thing, or have other bros experienced this as well? Should I combine ketchup and mayo, or is this overkill?

-M

 

[cccp]

LMAO! Now imagine if this thread was featured on CNN as a typical thread of an anabolic forum.