North Korea threatening US w/ nuclear missile

[Gambino]

Its okay guys..

President Bush has his top scientist working on a tin foil shield to cover most of America to protect us from randomly fired North Korean missiles.


Look guys these idiots cant even develop a computer comparable to a 286..

you actually think they can build a missile with enough accuracy to cover a quarter of the planet..

besides you know that shit will just hit Canada and kill a bunch of trees.


But since no one is actually in Canada.. no one will even hear them fall.

i dunno about the n.koreans on their own, but surely they've had expertise advice from USSR and paki scientists...i wouldn't discount them entirely.
with that said, before the nuke hit our soil n.korea would be a ashville

 

[TADHealth]

Sounds like they are just saying.... if you FUCK with us, we will FUCK with you.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

i dunno about the n.koreans on their own, but surely they've had expertise advice from USSR and paki scientists...i wouldn't discount them entirely.
with that said, before the nuke hit our soil n.korea would be a ashville

The USSR?

Let me make one point about Russia technology... I got this from a test pilot I know very well.

I once asked him what he though of Russia top line fighters..

He said "they fly great, but have you ever seen an airshow where one of themhasnt crashed due to mechanical failure"


Here is a big secret in regards to military technology....

Making it is one thing.. MAINTAINING it is a WHOLE NOTHER BALL OF WAX.

Those missiles, planes and other neat toys take A LOT.. I mean A LOT of fucking maintenance...

and thats something that countries like N Korea and Russia just cant afford anymore.

 

[cboogsrun]

The USSR?

Let me make one point about Russia technology... I got this from a test pilot I know very well.

I once asked him what he though of Russia top line fighters..

He said "they fly great, but have you ever seen an airshow where one of themhasnt crashed due to mechanical failure"


Here is a big secret in regards to military technology....

Making it is one thing.. MAINTAINING it is a WHOLE NOTHER BALL OF WAX.

Those missiles, planes and other neat toys take A LOT.. I mean A LOT of fucking maintenance...

and thats something that countries like N Korea and Russia just cant afford anymore.

Your right about their finances, they can barely feed their country. How are they going to fund any type of war. They'll put sanctions on the usa and we'll stop sending them wheat and all sorts of shit, then they'll starve for a bit and give in. When was the last time I read a russian paper looking to see when one of their planes went down? When was the last time any US television would report on it? If they don't have money how can they maintain these highly dependable planes? What planes would they have anyway after a stealth bomber took their whole fleet out with 1 bomb?

 

[mrplunkey]

If your analogy is correct my neighbor would have no arms and be the size of a fetus. Doesn't sound much like a threat, but an easy way to justify bullying someone. "I was defending myself against the armless midget who said he had a gun"

No, having weapons-grade fissionable materials and a missle you can load it onto makes you a lot more dangerous than an "armless midget". If the Dominican Republic was talking shit it would be one thing, but this guy is publicizing tests of his missles.

Once the test firing is successful, would he still be a "armless midget"?

 

[cboogsrun]

No, having weapons-grade fissionable materials and a missle you can load it onto makes you a lot more dangerous than an "armless midget". If the Dominican Republic was talking shit it would be one thing, but this guy is publicizing tests of his missles.

Once the test firing is successful, would he still be a "armless midget"?

your previous post that I commented on was about Iraq not N. Korea. I've thought for the past 4 years that N. Korea was far more dangerous than Iraq. However, being mobilized in afgan, boznia, and Iraq; just seems we'd spread ourselves thin. There are quite a few troops in S. Korea already, but not enough to hold the 38th parellel, let alone fight a war.

 

[mrplunkey]

your previous post that I commented on was about Iraq not N. Korea. I've thought for the past 4 years that N. Korea was far more dangerous than Iraq. However, being mobilized in afgan, boznia, and Iraq; just seems we'd spread ourselves thin. There are quite a few troops in S. Korea already, but not enough to hold the 38th parellel, let alone fight a war.

Which puts us right back at my original idea. Let's meet with South Korea and Japan and pre-carve up the country. Then, we sign-up for a 90 day air-only campaign to disable their military. Once they are softened-up, Japan and South Korea have to actually take their newly-acquired territory.

That would minimize both American lives lost and cost.

 

[bignate73]

they should develop a worldwide Karma system like here. then we could bomb them, they get the picture and at the end of the day its all good!

 

[Iamkimjong]

they should develop a worldwide Karma system like here. then we could bomb them, they get the picture and at the end of the day its all good!

all americans will fear the stwength of my massivre missilr when I raunch in the midder of teh night

 

[cboogsrun]

Which puts us right back at my original idea. Let's meet with South Korea and Japan and pre-carve up the country. Then, we sign-up for a 90 day air-only campaign to disable their military. Once they are softened-up, Japan and South Korea have to actually take their newly-acquired territory.

That would minimize both American lives lost and cost.

that sounds like a good plan. their might be some other people who don't entirely care for this plan such as china and russia, but if the UN is behind us this time, i would say go for it. Does Japan have a military? I thought after ww2 the US was defending them. Not sure. The thing about dealing with asian countries is trust. They are extremely manipulative. Look at how the N Koreans and Vietnamese used POW's as trading rights. They put innocent woman and children around them so when we attacked them and killed an innocent person, they could say we were murderers. I wouldn't trust them to stand up to their part of the deal.