None of you are going to believe this...

[SofaGeorge]

...my gym is being wired for reality TV.

I work out at a tiny little twinky gym. The trainers there can barely bench 135lbs... and I'm the ONLY person in the gym who deadlifts. (I usually feel like Godzilla at the twinky gym.)

There is a new reality show. The concept is to follow one guy and film his life 24/7 for seven weeks. Out of 50,000 people in the country they picked the guy who is the salesman at my gym.

The guy works 12-18 hours a day at the gym... so they know that the majority of everything will be filmed there.

This is going to suck.

 

[Bulldog_10]

Why'd they pick him? What's so interesting about him?

 

[SofaGeorge]

Why'd they pick him? What's so interesting about him?

Very good question. I'm a writer/producer. I cast for TV and commercials. I wouldn't have picked him in a million years.

He IS very comfortable talking, and he is a bit of a ham, but I don't consider him very interesting of very bright. I could pick somebody in an afternoon I think would be better.

 

[Bulldog_10]

SO I'm lost then...why are people going to watch this show?

 

[SofaGeorge]

SO I'm lost then...why are people going to watch this show?

You aren't lost. You are asking yourself the same question any intelligent person who hears about it will ask.

Even wierder... they are paying him $550,000 for the seven weeks.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

 

[Bulldog_10]

Damn...tell them they can follow me around for a whole year for that cash.

 

[t3c]

dude are you kidding me? thats awesome

go to your gym and just freak the fuck out every day. SCREAM durring every set...even while stretching. They are invading your privacy and you can do whatever you want. Make yourself be known as the animal that lifts at this guys gym. Just go crazy lmao. At the end of your workouts put alkaselzter tablets in your mouth and drink a little water and start foaming at the mouth and screaming rediculously. hahahaha god that would be so funny just don't break the gym rules and get yourself kicked out

 

[Backlash]

just freak the fuck out

Agreed. I want to see you on TV going nuts

 

[Bulldog_10]

dude are you kidding me? thats awesome

go to your gym and just freak the fuck out every day. SCREAM durring every set...even while stretching. They are invading your privacy and you can do whatever you want. Make yourself be known as the animal that lifts at this guys gym. Just go crazy lmao. At the end of your workouts put alkaselzter tablets in your mouth and drink a little water and start foaming at the mouth and screaming rediculously. hahahaha god that would be so funny just don't break the gym rules and get yourself kicked out

LOL...I agree with t3c. You'd probably make yourself famous in all seriousness...if this is a national show. If you freak out, someone is going to ask about you...and if this guy's boring, more people will be paying attention to you...I like this plan.

 

[t3c]

hell yea, tec doesnt mess around when it comes to making a big scene. If you get kicked out while still following gym rules...then SUE for discrimination and say they kicked you out for being too big lolololol