Noisy Sex

[ChefWide]

Anybody else here find noisy sex to be a good thing?

I am a noisy fucker. Not bullshit porn-speak, but honest 'This is how it's going' kind of noisy: healthy deep body sounds sometimes dirty talk, if that's the mood, but usually not too dirty.

Is there any man alive that doesn't like to hear his partner getting turned on? Good healthy, noisy orgasms are like a fucking symphony....uh.. literally.

chime in: noisy or not?


ps: I did sleep with this woman in NY some years back that was stupid porn-speak noisy... if she would have toned that crap down a little, she would have been even more phenominal sex, I don't think we left her appartment for three days. I mean, really, does a real human say shit like "Oh, your such a big, strong, man! Fill me with your SEED!" Your seed?

I think I laughed so hard I damn near fell off the bed...

 

[tiger88]

ya i am loudy pants in the sack

plus i love hearin that smacking noise when my balls slap agaisnt her ass

or when u penetrate it really hard i mean real real hard a glush slushy sound too

and i moan alot and say ya alot

 

[jh1]

ya i am loudy pants in the sack

plus i love hearin that smacking noise when my balls slap agaisnt her ass

or when u penetrate it really hard i mean real real hard a glush slushy sound too

and i moan alot and say ya alot

Let us know how it goes when you actually get a partner to join you... LOL...


Seriously... I wish I could record the noises my g/f makes in bed... she makes the best sounds it's unreal. I swear I could make an instructional tape for other women and their men would buy it for them...

Fucking amazing... all at the right times and everything. She'll say just the right amount of dirty stuff too... Love it....

 

[KillahBee]

I want her to be screaming, panting, yelling, swearing, and telling me how much I am making her cum and demanding that I do dirty things to her. All very loudly.

 

[WODIN]

hot nasty porno sex.

 

[Longhorn85]

Fucking amazing... all at the right times and everything. She'll say just the right amount of dirty stuff too... Love it....

Examples would be nice here...


I like it loud, but I have to be realistic...I'm a parent, so it usually is quiet.

 

[HumorMe]

Let us know how it goes when you actually get a partner to join you... LOL...

I was thinking about the guy who fucked the pie in American Pie.

 

[Fragadelic]

Sure - why the hell not

 

[d3track]

that uncontrolled moaning sounds women make is beautiful

 

[hardrock]

I love it when my lady tells me to "fuck me" or "fuck my pussy" or even better "fuck my ass". Thats good stuff right there.

 

[Smurfy]

Im usually making noise the entire time Im getting it on. It just feels natural. Cant imagine silent sex LOL who does it like that?! I say nasty things sometimes too

 

[SoreArms]

I'm pretty quiet myself, but I love it when the chicks moan, groan and scream.

My ex was a loud one. My poor roommate, who is her brother, had no choice but to know that I was doing his sister hard.

 

[rnch]

I like it loud, but I have to be realistic...I'm a parent, so it usually is quiet.

as my married with children broly calls it "Stealth Sex"

when he and the bitch were separated, it was a lil' bit different.......he was occupying the guest/spare/junk bedroom here at the Rnch Ramada. there is a common wall between that room and my room. a couple of nights, when we both hooked up with someone and got lucky, we each would sometimes have to thump on the common wall and yell at each other to "shut the hell up in there! i'm trying to get some! your moaning is distubring my concontration!"

 

[powerslave]

It's all good. I myself try to avoid the "cheesy" porno phrases.

 

[Longhorn85]

My ex was a loud one. My poor roommate, who is her brother, had no choice but to know that I was doing his sister hard.

Oh my, I think that is considered a form of torture under the Geneva Convention.

 

[Werd]

Could you imagine ME being quiet during anything?

FULL ON NASTY PORN STAR SEX.... even when it is just me and JessicaJackrabbit.

 

[d3track]

I'm pretty quiet myself, but I love it when the chicks moan, groan and scream.

My ex was a loud one. My poor roommate, who is her brother, had no choice but to know that I was doing his sister hard.

thats so funny and sooooo wrong

 

[ChefWide]

I'm pretty quiet myself, but I love it when the chicks moan, groan and scream.

My ex was a loud one. My poor roommate, who is her brother, had no choice but to know that I was doing his sister hard.

The horror.

He is just glad you weren't dating his mom.

 

[string_bean00]

My ex was a loud one. My poor roommate, who is her brother, had no choice but to know that I was doing his sister hard.

That poor bastard.

 

[gonelifting]

All over the chart with this one. She seems to be louder than I am though. I like the Porn talk too. I actually put extra insulation in my house because it was too loud. The mother-in-law lives next door (next house over) and I swear she can hear sometimes.

When we lived in an apartment, I had to close her mouth with my hand. That just turned her on more. wtf? lol

 

[string_bean00]

When we lived in an apartment, I had to close her mouth with my hand. That just turned her on more. wtf? lol

Rock on playa.

 

[KillahBee]

Can we start talking about hair pulling and hard ass slapping? cause it's all part o the package.

 

[Forge]

My wife and I are both loud, it's one of the reasons why we bought a house on 9 acres of mountaintop. We used to live in an apartment, when we started getting dirty looks from the neighbors we knew it was time to move into something more reclusive.

On the flip side, I dated a girl in college that was the complete opposite. She was so quiet during sex that I couldn't tell if she was enjoying it or not. She was also a pretty poor lay, I just don't think she was comfortable with the whole sex thing. I need a woman who isn't afraid to let me (and the world) know that she is enjoying it.

 

[KillahBee]

On the flip side, I dated a girl in college that was the complete opposite. She was so quiet during sex that I couldn't tell if she was enjoying it or not. She was also a pretty poor lay, I just don't think she was comfortable with the whole sex thing. I need a woman who isn't afraid to let me (and the world) know that she is enjoying it.

I hear ya on that broly.

 

[plornive]

I like to slap and pull hair, and I basically stay pretty quiet and don't really show any pleasure. I like to make a woman scream and actually beg me to stop. When I cum I like to keep going as if I am not cumming - somehow a woman knows I'm cumming and likes the surprise that I keep going. That uncontrollable moaning is really nice to hear.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I love it when they get loud and yell kinky stuff when I'm pounding them. Yes, I've had neighbors say something. Oh well... maybe they should try getting laid some time.

 

[MAX 300]

This thread is useless without audio files...

 

[Mysterio]

I have to say its a good thing. I like it freaky. Like when I get home I like to have my girl in the bed aready playing with herself all wet in the bed, then rip each others cloths off, making love all over the house...every corner of the house while were both moaning, using every sexual position, pouring chocolate syrup & whip cream as we lick it off, and we get all hot that were sweating. I'm lucky, I found myself a women that can keep up with me. You know not every girl is always up to sex but the one i have now is....she might be more horny then me. I'm loving it. So yeah, I say nosiy sex is good and keeps things from getting boring. It makes me want to give to her harder as she gets louder.

 

[rnch]

This thread is useless without audio files...

and video files.

 

[jenscats5]

I make noise.....moan & groan, say "fuck me" stuff like that.....

Hubby on the other hand is dead quiet....makes faces tho.....if I didn't feel him cum, I would have no idea that he did......

 

[Smurfy]

Can we start talking about hair pulling and hard ass slapping? cause it's all part o the package.

yeah, let's.

 

[SoreArms]

any one do ass play,
like when the chick is on top of you, you grab her ass cheecks with both of your hands and let your fingers fondle the anus

 

[Smurfy]

T minus 3 seconds to EBS

lol@ assplay

 

[hamstershaver]

the only noise i like to hear during sex is the ballgame on tv

 

[KillahBee]

any one do ass play,
like when the chick is on top of you, you grab her ass cheecks with both of your hands and let your fingers fondle the anus

does anybody not do this?

 

[Mysterio]

does anybody not do this?

HELL YEAH! During sex were slapping each others asses and I pull her hair when I'm pounding her doggie style. The only thing I hate is sometimes she will bite me during intercourse and she sometimes likes to slap my face when she's on top riding me. Any of you ladies or guys have this problem? Other then that everything else I am down for.

 

[Mysterio]

the only noise i like to hear during sex is the ballgame on tv

OMG!!!! Haha, that's funny.

 

[velvett]

All noise - grunting groaning moaning and all that good stuff.

Not crazy about the dirty talk though - I just end up laughing my ass off and it's like "who is THIS good for?"

 

[KillahBee]

Not crazy about the dirty talk though - I just end up laughing my ass off and it's like "who is THIS good for?"

You'd be surprised. If you let yourself go and really get into it, sex can turn into some crazy ass experience. After all, it's all a mind fuck anyway. Anybody can stick slot A into hole B, but once you learn how to fuck somebody's mind you enter a whole new world.

 

[velvett]

but once you learn how to fuck somebody's mind you enter a whole new world.

You're probably right.... for many people

But I'm pretty sure I can "mind fuck" you at a table over a cup of coffee with your clothes on.



MUHAHAHHA

 

[jh1]

any one do ass play,
like when the chick is on top of you, you grab her ass cheecks with both of your hands and let your fingers fondle the anus

As I have let it known in my previous 'Taint Threads' I am quite adept and getting my finger in a girl's ass while eating her out. They love it.

You just start to touch it then push and come back to it and eventually just put one in there one knuckle deep or so. Of course you have to be good enough to keep a finger on the other hand deep inside on the g-spot and keep enough dexterity to make sure the clit is still fully exposed.

Drives 'em nuts. Even girls that won't have anything to do with any ass-play don't complain when it comes to this... so much is going on... so much ecstasy they ain't about to say a word besides "Don't Stop, Don't Stop"


LOL....

 

[KillahBee]

You're probably right.... for many people

But I'm pretty sure I can "mind fuck" you at a table over a cup of coffee with your clothes on.



MUHAHAHHA

I bet you can sweety, I bet you can.

 

[tiger88]

i also like hate fucking

 

[KillahBee]

i also like hate fucking

that's what years of prison ass-sex will do to a person.

 

[jh1]

i also like hate fucking

Yeah hate fucking is cool.

My g/f also likes to play hard to get - like let me start to lick her and then jump outta bed and make me throw her back down. Stuff like that. Or scwerm off of me when I am in her...

That can be fun.

I am known to say 'Who's Pussy Is This?' - you have to work this one in there... ya know when you're both drunk and just have a good slam fest. Give 'em a tug on the hair right when you say it too... maybe put a finger in their mouth. I have yet to say it and not get a 'It's Your's' in reply. Then you always follow up with a 'What?' to which another 'It's Your's' is expected.


LOL.

 

[Dial_tone]

if they don't make noise i'll purposely act disinterested just to get out of there faster

 

[KillahBee]

Yeah hate fucking is cool.

My g/f also likes to play hard to get - like let me start to lick her and then jump outta bed and make me throw her back down. Stuff like that. Or scwerm off of me when I am in her...

That can be fun.

I am known to say 'Who's Pussy Is This?' - you have to work this one in there... ya know when you're both drunk and just have a good slam fest. Give 'em a tug on the hair right when you say it too... maybe put a finger in their mouth. I have yet to say it and not get a 'It's Your's' in reply. Then you always follow up with a 'What?' to which another 'It's Your's' is expected.


LOL.

I never thought the whole "Whose pussy is this?!" line would ever work for me until I met this crazy broad I used to sleep with. She loved it. She was also a huge fan of talking about my unit while it was in her.

 

[Smurfy]

best thread ever

and i mean that

 

[ChefWide]

But I'm pretty sure I can "mind fuck" you at a table over a cup of coffee with your clothes on.



MUHAHAHHA

Best. Post. Ever.


The bar has been raised, carry on.

 

[KillahBee]

best thread ever

and i mean that

the combination of this thread, your avarant, and "I Like Cool Whip" is giving me a hard-on at work.

 

[tiger88]

when u fuck a chic in her asshole aka brown eye hersey highway anus shithole poop shoot back door she yells alot like she is at a nsync concert

 

[Dial_tone]

best thread ever

and i mean that

Right on. I seem to have an uncanny ability to attract non-screamers. My current squeeze is definitely making up for it but I think only 3 out of 20'ish have even opened their mouths. I must be terrible in the sack.

 

[ChefWide]

when u fuck a chic in her asshole aka brown eye hersey highway anus shithole poop shoot back door she yells alot like she is at a nsync concert

Keep it moving people, keep it moving, Thread ruining anal overload comment, nothing to see here, keep it moving please.

 

[ChefWide]

yeah, let's.

Smurfy, um... did you touch your self to this thread? It would be great for me if you said yes... i can take it if you lie...

 

[tiger88]

i was shit faced once and i busted a huge a nut

i cummed like a demon and i yelled like i was dead lifting


good times


i like to cum


cum is neat

 

[Lumberg]

Im usually making noise the entire time Im getting it on. It just feels natural. Cant imagine silent sex LOL who does it like that?! I say nasty things sometimes too

 

[onebigab]

yes

 

[big4life]

Who wants to be with someone who doesn't make any noise? I agree about not wanting any of the porn speak, but everthing else works.

 

[d3track]

have to have all that stuff
makes it all work while

i like the moaners and panters
and when you give em something they like and yout an "oh fuck yes!"

slaps and hair tugging is nice, even a little light nibbling is good

 

[SoKlueles]

I love noisy sex, had a bf once that I think we would annoy the neighbors we were so noisy, he would be behind and id hold onto his weight bench at the foot of the bed
I need noisy sex

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

As soon as I voted for this, a porn ad popped up on my screen.

 

[big_bad_buff]

Ever have Jungle sex?

Were you and your partner pick an animal to sound like during sex

A Gorilla and a bear is the best….have your women roar like one of those heavy metal band singer lol

 

[daveyboy]

I'm more the quiet type myself, (hey I'm trying to concentrate on what I'm doing ya know?) but the wife, well that's a different story....especially when she's on top. She can get pretty loud. She's always been one to holler but since the kids have gotten older she's had to tone it down some...especially if they're right in the next room & they're still not asleep...hehe. Still says things in the heat of passion like " harder...harder...harder" & "God, you feel sooooo good" which after all these years still makes me hard as a rock.

 

[starfish]

I'm quiet as a church mouse.

 

[biteme]

I'm quiet as a church mouse.

The church mouse that sings alto in the choir.

 

[Longhorn85]

I'm quiet as a church mouse.

I've heard that before from a former church mouse. Maybe one day you'll have sex that makes you scream with delight.

 

[biteme]

I've heard that before from a former church mouse. Maybe one day you'll have sex that makes you scream with delight.

She already has, believe me. It has only just begun.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

The louder the better IMO.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

a little kinky chit chat is cool, but I dont need a screamer not every damn time anyway!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i am very vocal! i couldn't imagine having to be quiet.

 

[starfish]

i am very vocal! i couldn't imagine having to be quiet.

yep...

 

[tiger88]

god damn u loud uckers keep it down i am trying to study here

 

[Dakotah]

i cant help but moan and yell
the louder we both are the more turned on i get and more orgasms i have

mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmm

 

[gonelifting]

You`re all damn moaners!!!


Good! lol

 

[vixenbabe]

Just how does someone be quiet during sex?

I guess if a gag or clean sock is around it's possible....

 

[big4rt]

VERY LOUD with the wifey!!!!!

 

[senorita_lifts_alot]

i love when a guy has a deep voice and whispers nasty things...love to hear him moan....deep voices are a big turn on...im not big on loud loud sex but the noises of it are definatly a turn on...

 

[George Spellwin]

Sorry, Rogue mod deleted in error.

 

[Dial_tone]

Sorry, Rogue mod deleted in error.

This mod must be stopped!

 

[IncestWhore]

I like the occasional moan, but my favorite noise during sex is that wet sloshing sound that comes after aobut 5 minutes into it. HOT DAMN!!

 

[newpump]

Loud LOUDER LOOOUDER!!! I have a house on some nice acerage - BRING THE NOISE!!!

 

[theoak01]

I love it loud,I dont care who hears,I love tearing it up in the bedroom

 

[ElvisP]

When dating my girl I had to be quiet cause we were in her mom's house.
I think they heard the bed a few times.
Got married and then BOOM loud rip roaring fuck fest. Love the sound of balls hitting ass and chin. Love the sounds of the wet pussy accepting my cock or the lubed asshole streatching and that little pop noise when you take it out. Love her moaning when quaking and turing all red. The sounds are all so good.
Love just the natural moans from both of us that are so primal.
Fucking is fucking great.
Jake

 

[ThatGirl]

The noisier the better. Talk dirty to me, I like to be loud!

 

[Dirk Howat]

"I mean, really, does a real human say shit like "Oh, your such a big, strong, man! Fill me with your SEED!" Your seed?"

Funny.
From the seed bit, I bet she was a catholic and very moral and "religious."
If she was jewish, well she justed like to be fucked hard. Don't ask, don't tell.









.

 

[Dirk Howat]

Ever have Jungle sex?

Were you and your partner pick an animal to sound like during sex

A Gorilla and a bear is the best….have your women roar like one of those heavy metal band singer lol

That shit sounds a little bit too weird.

Bad strategy:

If you immitate a Bear, she might freak out and that would be it for you.

If she immitated a heyena, I would freak out.

I had this one girl, when I fucked her the first time, barked like a dog.

I got my nut as quickly as possible and left.

That was the first and last time I banged her.

No, Shit.

 

[ThatGirl]

^^lmfao!^^

 

[Gymgurl]

Jungle sex lolol

 

[rudeboyja]

I need to be a fly on the wall when some of you are having sex. I would laugh for days if I heard a chick bark like a dog or sound like a bear..

 

[supavamp]

yes, i wanna hear it echo off the ceiling; porn talk is great...be "my slut" plz

 

[ChefWide]

That shit sounds a little bit too weird.

Bad strategy:

If you immitate a Bear, she might freak out and that would be it for you.

If she immitated a heyena, I would freak out.

I had this one girl, when I fucked her the first time, barked like a dog.

I got my nut as quickly as possible and left.

That was the first and last time I banged her.

No, Shit.

Dirk!

You have an Icelandic flag ?!?! TELL ME YOU'RE HERE!?

Er þú íslendingur?

 

[DIVISION]

As long as it's natural, not contrived or fake..........I'm cool with it.

I usually growl.......it's the women who usually are moaning, screaming.....etc.



DIV