NinjaTenchu77885: Hi
Doug Stanhope : How Old are you?
NinjaTenchu77885 : 19
Doug Stanhope : Cool!
Doug Stanhope : Kids don't know how to cyber.
NinjaTenchu77885 : ok
NinjaTenchu77885 : so... u wanna play first(its my trademark)
Doug Stanhope : Sure!
Doug Stanhope : Whats your kink?
NinjaTenchu77885 : whatcha wanna play?
NinjaTenchu77885 : strip Poker
Doug Stanhope : k
NinjaTenchu77885 : *draws hand
NinjaTenchu77885 : k what u got?
NinjaTenchu77885 : i got high card
NinjaTenchu77885 : jack
Doug Stanhope : I have two pair, Aces and threes.
NinjaTenchu77885 : damn
NinjaTenchu77885 : i guess my pants are leavin town
NinjaTenchu77885 : OOPs no boxers oh well
Doug Stanhope : Ok, deal em up.
NinjaTenchu77885 : alright
NinjaTenchu77885 : *havds out cards
NinjaTenchu77885 : hands^
NinjaTenchu77885 : DAMMIT
NinjaTenchu77885 : i bet the rest of my clothes
Doug Stanhope : I have two dueces, a birthday card, the card from some plumbing company in Miami, and a joker.
NinjaTenchu77885 : damn
NinjaTenchu77885 : ok im buck naked u win
Doug Stanhope : One more hand on house credit?
NinjaTenchu77885 : ok...i i lose...sex...if i win...sex...however u like
Doug Stanhope : K
Doug Stanhope : I deal
Doug Stanhope : *shuffles*
NinjaTenchu77885 : alrighht
Doug Stanhope : What do you have?
NinjaTenchu77885 : royal flush
Doug Stanhope : What suit?
NinjaTenchu77885 : hearts
Doug Stanhope : Ooooh. Tsk Tsk.
NinjaTenchu77885 : aww damn
Doug Stanhope : See, I also have a royal flush, only mine is in diamonds.
Doug Stanhope : Do you know the rule here?
NinjaTenchu77885 : no?
Doug Stanhope : Alphabetical order.
NinjaTenchu77885 : dimonds rule
Doug Stanhope : Clubs beat diamonds beat hearts beat spades.
Doug Stanhope : You owe the house.
NinjaTenchu77885 : allright
NinjaTenchu77885 : well u see im butt naked
Doug Stanhope : *A large Buster Douglas type walks into the room and crack his knuckles.* Looks like someone got in over his head!
NinjaTenchu77885 : oh shit
Doug Stanhope : He palms the back of your head, which at this point is shaking uncontrollably.
NinjaTenchu77885 : IT CAN BE A THREESOME I DUN CARE
Doug Stanhope : Shut your mouth, fool!
Doug Stanhope : I make the rules here!
NinjaTenchu77885 : ok
Doug Stanhope : Buster sets you down and unzips his fly.
Doug Stanhope : !3 and a quarter inches of unwashed jungle cock flops out into your face.
Doug Stanhope : 13*
NinjaTenchu77885 : eww
Doug Stanhope : You try to look away but the stink makes you wince.
NinjaTenchu77885 : *coughs
Doug Stanhope : I laugh and take off my bra.
Doug Stanhope : My tits flop out like gym socks full of vomit.
NinjaTenchu77885 : so umm why is this other guy here
Doug Stanhope : "Never make bets you can't afford to lose" I say as I take down my skirt.
NinjaTenchu77885 : ok
Doug Stanhope : "Shut your pussy white-boy mouth!" say Buster, and you make a little wet in the chair.
NinjaTenchu77885 : i dun have to give him head do i?
Doug Stanhope : You may. It's all gonna depend on you.
NinjaTenchu77885 : no thanks
Doug Stanhope : We're gonna do a little gambling.
NinjaTenchu77885 : uh huh
Doug Stanhope : I put my beautiful pussy inches from your face.
NinjaTenchu77885 : I try to lick
Doug Stanhope : Buster smashes you across the mouth with his giant Negroid hand!
Doug Stanhope : You wait, muthafucker!
NinjaTenchu77885 : OW dammit that hurt
NinjaTenchu77885 : piss off
Doug Stanhope : Now, My pussy is there on the poker table - right next to the greasy, uncut, unwashed black cock.
Doug Stanhope : You can put it all on red or black on the roullette wheel.
Doug Stanhope : If you win, I am your slave.
Doug Stanhope : Lose, Buster has his way with you.
NinjaTenchu77885 : and buster cant doa thing about it?
Doug Stanhope : Right.
NinjaTenchu77885 : if i win?
NinjaTenchu77885 : ok
NinjaTenchu77885 : red
Doug Stanhope : Are you nervous?
NinjaTenchu77885 : what the fuck do you think?
Doug Stanhope : Buster is one angry, stinky, big-dicked motherfucker.
NinjaTenchu77885 : exactly
Doug Stanhope : Here we go! *spins the wheel, rolls the ball*
NinjaTenchu77885 : RED RED
Doug Stanhope : It pops into 17, then to 36 and back into 17!
NinjaTenchu77885 : is that red?
Doug Stanhope : Know what that means?
NinjaTenchu77885 : huh?
Doug Stanhope : Sorry, my friend. Thanks for playing at the Moulin Rouge.
NinjaTenchu77885 : bye!
Doug Stanhope : Buster picks you up by the back of your neck.
Doug Stanhope : You shout but it falls on deaf ears.
Doug Stanhope : Your ass cheeks are pryed apart and greasy cock is plowed into you.