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Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in River City!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "P"
And that stands for <Sales hottie jockin' Cheffy Smoove>,
That stands for <ya know it>.
We've surely got trouble!
Right here in River City,
Right here!
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble...
Blond. Face looks a lot like Amy Smart, just more nose. Really hot. Was a gymnast, or so my office mate tells me. Probably had to quit because her breasts got too heavy. Yikes.
I feel like I just got assaulted. Damn, I haven't been on the defensive like this in a long time. She is TROUBLE.
Scene: tiny coffee room, down the hall from my office;
I have not had a more ravenous, teeth bared Watch out or I will bite you come-on like that in 10 years or more. If I wasn't take so off guard by her total full frontal attack I would have had full wood straining my Dickies right there and then.
My concentration is fried.
.
Right here in River City!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "P"
And that stands for <Sales hottie jockin' Cheffy Smoove>,
That stands for <ya know it>.
We've surely got trouble!
Right here in River City,
Right here!
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble...
Blond. Face looks a lot like Amy Smart, just more nose. Really hot. Was a gymnast, or so my office mate tells me. Probably had to quit because her breasts got too heavy. Yikes.
I feel like I just got assaulted. Damn, I haven't been on the defensive like this in a long time. She is TROUBLE.
Scene: tiny coffee room, down the hall from my office;
"Hi" <hottie>
"Hi"<cheffy>
"You work out a lot?"
"Ummm... er... uh... yes, I suppose so..."
"Me too. Keep's me out of trouble, kind of..." Giggle, wink.
"What gym do you go to?"
"Blah blah, down near blah blah"
"REEALLY!! THATS GREAT, ME TOO!" Now standing face to face with me, me backed to the wall. She talks most of the time looking back and forth between my lips and my eyes, moving closer like a cat on the prowl.
"Umm.. yeah, great." Cheffy Smoove.
"So, we definitely need to get together... and train." RIGHT in my face. If I had stuck my tongue out, I could have licked her lips. She waits there looking at my mouth and then looking up inot my eyes for what could have been a full 10 seconds... or eternity... I go with eternity... I started to break a sweat.
She turns and saunters out of the kitchen, looks over shoulder to say 'See you later...' 'and LITERALLY gives me a full once-over. I almost dropped my oatmeal.
I have not had a more ravenous, teeth bared Watch out or I will bite you come-on like that in 10 years or more. If I wasn't take so off guard by her total full frontal attack I would have had full wood straining my Dickies right there and then.
My concentration is fried.
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