Never Ever Think With Your Cock...I Useally Don't.FUCKED UP

[MarthaStewart]

If you can't get the morning after pill - force her to drink a liter of Mr. Clean and then douse her in gasoline.
Spritz a light shimmer of Windex into her eyes and then repeatedly slam her face against the kitchen counter.

I have no idea if that will help with any unwanted pregnancy, but it will show her who's wearing the pants in the relationship and will also give her second thoughts about random unprotected sex in the future.

 

[plornive]

I keep several tablets of Levonorgestrel for occasions like this. It's not like I do it often, but things like this happen. Get her the morning after pill right away.

 

[strangebrew]

this thread should be good for an easy 3+ pages

 

[Tarheel]

Not to be an ass, but a guy I know who went from a stickboy like me to "oh my god have you seen Drew lately, his traps go up to his ears" in about a year (gear, of course) fucked this hoebag we all know without a condom, and now she's pregnant and pretty sure its his kid. I'm surprised his dick hasn't fallen off though.

Morning After Pill, or, abortion. Or, join the French Foriegn Legion.

 

[Bullit]

Really the only satisfaction I took away from that was when you said that you thought maybe the sex was hurting her.

Do you think you could write a bit more about that? About how she was in pain?

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[Y_lifter]

I can't believe no one has asked for Pictures on this thread yet..

 

[big_bad_buff]

daddy H.I

 

[MarthaStewart]

I can't believe no one has asked for Pictures on this thread yet..

can you post some of the pics that you were talking about taking in the Y showers with your new phone?

 

[gymtime]

If you can't get the morning after pill - force her to drink a liter of Mr. Clean and then douse her in gasoline.
Spritz a light shimmer of Windex into her eyes and then repeatedly slam her face against the kitchen counter.

I have no idea if that will help with any unwanted pregnancy, but it will show her who's wearing the pants in the relationship and will also give her second thoughts about random unprotected sex in the future.

Uh....a tad excessive? Sheesh!!

Everyone knows that all you have to do is have her hold her breath and jump up and down for a few minutes. It works. I swear.

 

[Lumberg]

Wow.

Man.

I guess congratulations and I feel for you at the same time.

I agree 100%, thinking with your pee-pee will get you in trouble 99% of the time unless you are in a committed relationship.