Name my penis

[westsnoop]

looking for suggestions.

 

[Elite_Fry]

peewee

 

[westsnoop]

peewee

He's small, but he's fast. PeeWee doesn't sound quick.

 

[Elite_Fry]

He's small, but he's fast. PeeWee doesn't sound quick.

Mr. Pencil Sharpener

 

[WODIN]

Speedy Gonzalez.

 

[westsnoop]

Speedy Gonzalez.

That may work, but doesn't quite indicate his stretching powers.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Mr. Chips

 

[westsnoop]

Mr. Chips

Wasn't there a movie about a professor called Mr. Chips? I don't think my penis is all that smart judging by where he's taken me.

 

[Carmen]

Chilly

 

[westsnoop]

Chilly

Chilly Willy does have a ring to it.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

wang chung

 

[westsnoop]

wang chung

Kung Fu master and disco dancer.

 

[BrothaBill]

Cyclops

 

[Spanky11]

stumpy

 

[westsnoop]

Cyclops

No, that suggests a one eyed monster that makes sailors quake in fear. Not into sailors.

 

[westsnoop]

stumpy

Stumpy may be accurate, but rather Arkansas hickish.

Stimpy, as in Ren and Stimpy might work.

 

[biteme]

Shorty

 

[patsfan1379]

The One-Eyed Yogurt Spitter

 

[westsnoop]

Shorty

Shorty is derogatory. I wish he was bigger, but I don't want to make him feel bad.

 

[westsnoop]

The One-Eyed Yogurt Spitter

Sounds like he should be institutuionalized.

 

[patsfan1379]

Purple Headed Taco Splitter

 

[patsfan1379]

Man in the boat.

 

[westsnoop]

Purple Headed Taco Splitter

Sounds like the kid with all the tatoos and piercings that takes my order at Taco Bell. NO!

 

[westsnoop]

Man in the boat.

??????

Got me thinking though...Prince Namor, the SubMariner!!!!

Nah, that's stupid.

 

[theoak01]

Nubbin

 

[westsnoop]

Nubbin

Nubbin does Nothin' for me.

 

[theoak01]

nor anything for the women in your life

OH BURN lol j/k

 

[westsnoop]

nor anything for the women in your life

OH BURN lol j/k

At least you didn't suggest Mr. Cuddles.

 

[theoak01]

thats reserved for lil AAP

 

[ringperm]

Do you wanna be a pirate? Name him Guybrush, after one of the greatest pirates the world has ever seen.

 

[westsnoop]

Do you wanna be a pirate? Name him Guybrush, after one of the greatest pirates the world has ever seen.

No brushing on any guys.

 

[patsfan1379]

dude i think you've gotten enough suggestions. pick one and move on.

 

[ringperm]

What about Mr. Gigglesworth?

 

[patsfan1379]

How about "small"

 

[Gymgurl]

No wait...I call mine clit the little manin the boat....


How about Mr. wonderful

 

[trailseeker]

The Heinous Veinous

 

[Deterass]

Tiny

 

[westsnoop]

How about "small"

Stuart Smalley? Stuart Little?

 

[Deterass]

http://mediapickle.com/new/toon.php?type=toon&id=49

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Paydro

 

[Lestat]

krull

 

[BileStew]

"Objects in mirror may appear larger"

 

[westsnoop]

"Objects in mirror may appear larger"

That reminds me of the scene in Jurassic Park when the Tyrannosaurus is chasing the SUV.

Rex might work.

 

[westsnoop]

krull

Isn't that the movie where a prince and his stalwart band try to save the princess from a monster that lives in a mountain? The mountain moved every day.

Krull the Conquerer sounds cool though.