checked out quite a few, have you?lol pwned.
Thats probably the smallest penis Ive ever seen.
Seriously.
How many times do you gotta pull a guys hair and tase him before you can get handcuffs on? Jesus the one dude tased him right above his heart for like 30 seconds then grabbed his hair and tased him on the back of the neck for another 10 seconds, the guy wasn't even fighting back.
Really embarassing penis though.
Here we go again cop Hater. Do you only post to trash on cops? I would have tased the mutha fukka in his mouth and shot him in the heart. They as Chris said gave this dipshit more time than I would have to get right.How many times do you gotta pull a guys hair and tase him before you can get handcuffs on? Jesus the one dude tased him right above his heart for like 30 seconds then grabbed his hair and tased him on the back of the neck for another 10 seconds, the guy wasn't even fighting back.
Really embarassing penis though.
Same kind that make you resist 3 mofo's with guns and tazzers. Real fugging Bad Ones.Why would someone with such a small unit go naked at the Coachella festival ? I mean what kind of drugs make you do that ?
How many times do you gotta pull a guys hair and tase him before you can get handcuffs on? Jesus the one dude tased him right above his heart for like 30 seconds then grabbed his hair and tased him on the back of the neck for another 10 seconds, the guy wasn't even fighting back.
Really embarassing penis though.
prolly so. only a pre-vert like strongbow would get wood from being tazed.I hope that was shrinkage....

I get wood when I inject so yea why not a tazzerprolly so. only a pre-vert like strongbow would get wood from being tazed.![]()
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I would have told that cop to quiet playing and tazzer me in the ballsyeh, i also get a chubby when i stick.I get wood when I inject...
Tased him above his heart? If it worries you, check out this link. I understand if you disagree with the use of force but what does that have to do with the placement of the device "above his heart"? Guy should have gone to jail last week, unfortunately, I think the cops were trying to be as patient as possible and probably didn't want to wrestle around with him too much since it didn't exactly look like a cop friendly enviroment. Grabbing the guy by the hair may not have been the most appropriate thing to do but I think I understand why the officer may have thought it was necessary at the time.
Cardiac Safety
For the people saying tasers KILL .... well, young, healthy boys can DIE playing football if they are tackled at the right time. It's just as likely as a taser killing someone. Are you gonna BAN kids from playing football? If you have a problem that might cause a taser to KILL you, then maybe you should be extra careful not to be an ASS in public.
As far as the remarks about the taser being "by his heart"... seriously. U sound like retards. Use google and read some stuff. It has NOTHING to do with that. NOTHING. Actually, it would be a GREAT place to be hit because you have some extra meat there.
Personally, I think they should have just shot the guy. That's the problem with tasers and cops. THey aren't shooting dumbasses as much. Now, they use the taser, arrest them, they post bond and are walking around being chuckleheads again within a matter of hours. (and btw- quit watchin tha news. Its OBVIOUS what source you are using and it just makes u sound dumb).

+1 you tell um girl. Its a damn good thing they didn't tazzer him in the penis, cause he sho as hell ain't have no xtra meat there.For the people saying tasers KILL .... well, young, healthy boys can DIE playing football if they are tackled at the right time. It's just as likely as a taser killing someone. Are you gonna BAN kids from playing football? If you have a problem that might cause a taser to KILL you, then maybe you should be extra careful not to be an ASS in public.
As far as the remarks about the taser being "by his heart"... seriously. U sound like retards. Use google and read some stuff. It has NOTHING to do with that. NOTHING. Actually, it would be a GREAT place to be hit because you have some extra meat there.
Personally, I think they should have just shot the guy. That's the problem with tasers and cops. THey aren't shooting dumbasses as much. Now, they use the taser, arrest them, they post bond and are walking around being chuckleheads again within a matter of hours. (and btw- quit watchin tha news. Its OBVIOUS what source you are using and it just makes u sound dumb).


For the people saying tasers KILL .... well, young, healthy boys can DIE playing football if they are tackled at the right time. It's just as likely as a taser killing someone. Are you gonna BAN kids from playing football? If you have a problem that might cause a taser to KILL you, then maybe you should be extra careful not to be an ASS in public.
As far as the remarks about the taser being "by his heart"... seriously. U sound like retards. Use google and read some stuff. It has NOTHING to do with that. NOTHING. Actually, it would be a GREAT place to be hit because you have some extra meat there.
Personally, I think they should have just shot the guy. That's the problem with tasers and cops. THey aren't shooting dumbasses as much. Now, they use the taser, arrest them, they post bond and are walking around being chuckleheads again within a matter of hours. (and btw- quit watchin tha news. Its OBVIOUS what source you are using and it just makes u sound dumb).
For God's sake man he had that half a vienna pointed at them. I would have just shot that Bitch in the head, fuck a Tazzer. That tinnie winnie could have leaked out some toxic jizz on sumbody or sumthin. Gessshhhhhh.His little weenie pissed you off didn't it??..........
But prolonged shock to that area can absolutely affect the heart......I mean why do you think they put the shockers there when they want to "restart" the heart? Yeah, I quick shot to that area more than likely won't do shit.........but holding the fucking thing there for 30 seconds could absolutely stop the heart if the circumstances are right. Some guy just died a year or so ago from getting hit with the taser gun......stopped his heart. And that was from the gun, the hand unit which you actually hold to the person is alot more severe.......and that's what the guy did. Why didnt they just pepper his grill and then hogtie him? It looked like they were afraid he had aids or something, they definitely didn't look like they wanted to be within 10 feet of him if they could help it.
His little weenie pissed you off didn't it??..........
But prolonged shock to that area can absolutely affect the heart......I mean why do you think they put the shockers there when they want to "restart" the heart? Yeah, I quick shot to that area more than likely won't do shit.........but holding the fucking thing there for 30 seconds could absolutely stop the heart if the circumstances are right. Some guy just died a year or so ago from getting hit with the taser gun......stopped his heart. And that was from the gun, the hand unit which you actually hold to the person is alot more severe.......and that's what the guy did. Why didnt they just pepper his grill and then hogtie him? It looked like they were afraid he had aids or something, they definitely didn't look like they wanted to be within 10 feet of him if they could help it.
i always thought the "shocker" was a sex move, performed with the hand....#2, if you don't even know the proper name of the "shocker" used by emergency medical services personnel, you probably have very little scientific foundation for asserting or arguing that tasers "kill" people.

i always thought the "shocker" was a sex move, performed with the hand....![]()

also the poppa stoppa...Remember, besides the shocker, there is also the spocker, the rocker, and the show stopper.

wow, i wanna party with that dude. just keep your hands in your pockets is all i ask. since i have recently discovered google, i'm gonna go get my learn on.... what else have i been missing????Remember, besides the shocker, there is also the spocker, the rocker, and the show stopper.
wow, i wanna party with that dude. just keep your hands in your pockets is all i ask. since i have recently discovered google, i'm gonna go get my learn on.... what else have i been missing????
What am I missing with all these sex moves the shocker and stuff. Explain Bishes
What am I missing with all these sex moves the shocker and stuff. Explain Bishes
sign language? are we in the helen keller thread?Here ya go:
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Thanks Shuga, I am now a complete man and I owe it all to you. Now I know everything about SEX. I can die now and say I have lived a full life.Here ya go:
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#2, if you don't even know the proper name of the "shocker" used by emergency medical services personnel, you probably have very little scientific foundation for asserting or arguing that tasers "kill" people.

OMG. wow.
I couldn't even read the whole post. I was afraid it might make me dumber.
wow.
Well, just from what I read:
I mean why do you think they put the shockers there when they want to "restart" the heart?Well, since I have done it at work a billion times, I would hope to be right when I say: IT DOESN'T RESTART A HEART. IT STOPS IT.
And as far as comparing our machine to a taser ...........
another wow.
A taser only gives 1-2 joules and we crank our machines up MUCH higher. 300-400 joules.
BIG difference.
Seriously, I always thought u were a smart guy. Go to google before u post any more on this subject. You are about to make me cry..
And P.S. lmfao @"shockers"
Here ya go:
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not sure about a bullet vs taser stopping-the-heart ratio? i think the bullet would win hands down. taser = safer. taser = funnier. maybe they should change PD protocol, and at least TRY the shocker on him first. might calm him down, who knows?.........and people wouldn't need to worry AT ALL about tasers if they just wouldn't act like a jackass in the first place.
I wouldn't touch a big, sweaty, naked, non-penis-having drunk just because he isn't a big boy enough to follow some simple laws/rules. If I showed up with a badge, he would be lucky if I had a taser. I would much rather just shoot him and save his family from future embarrassment.
well I did look things up......sorry that I didn't know off hand they were called "defibrillators", but really...so what. Anyway........you're right that manual defibs discharge more joules, but over a very short period of time. I have to think that a taser which is rated at 50000 volts being held to your chest for 10+ seconds, HAS to have some effect on your heart. Yes I am not an expert on tasers and could be wrong, but folks are getting put in the ground by em so whatever.....![]()
Actually, I REALLY DID like ur shocker term. I will be using it at work.
Volts is WAY different than joules. BIG TIME. Honestly, I have been on WAY MORE medical calls from pepperspray. It sux if u have asthma and just ran 3 blocks from the police. I even got a call on a guy at the police academy after being sprayed.
When I pace someone(we do that with a shocker thingie,2), it isn't a "quick hit". I put it there and leave it until the doc removes it.... usually around surgery time.
Even infants are paced at over 2joules/PER KILO(5kg kid gets between 10-45 joules).
So, one joule is the work done, or energy expended, by a force of one newton moving an object one meter along the direction of the force. This quantity isalso denoted as a Newton-meter with the symbol N·m.
4 Using an average person’s weight (of 155 pounds), and the person is moderately active (multiply weight by 17 to get Kcal/day requirements) means that the person needs (155 x 17 =) 2,635 Kcal. 2,635 Kcal x 1,000 cal/Kcal = 2,635,000 cal. Then, 1 joule = 0.2388 cal. Thus, 1 cal = 4.2 J. Thus, 2,635,000
cal/day x 4.2 J/cal = 11,067,000 J/day. Now, 60 seconds x 60 minutes x 24 hours = 86,400 seconds per day. Thus, 11,067,000 J/day divided by 86,400s/day = 128.09 J/s required by the body.
5 A 12-ounce can of Pepsi® has 150 Kcal. Or, 150 Kcal x 1,000 cal/Kcal = 150,000 cal (in one 12-ounce can). Thus, 150,000 cal x 4.2 J/cal = 630,000 J (in one 12-ounce can). Now, 1 ounce = 29.57 milliliters (ml). And, there are 20 drops per ml. Thus, 12 ounces x 29.57 ml/ounce = 354.84 ml/12 ounces. And,
354.84 ml x 20 drops/ml = 7,096.8 drops per 12 ounces. Thus each drop of Pepsi is 630,000 J/7,096.8 drops = 88.7724 J/drop (of Pepsi).
DOES Pespsi KILL,2?
PEPSI='s BANT.
not sure about a bullet vs taser stopping-the-heart ratio? i think the bullet would win hands down. taser = safer. taser = funnier. maybe they should change PD protocol, and at least TRY the shocker on him first. might calm him down, who knows?![]()
you wouldn't need a taser, anyway. i've heard the stories about you. crushing dudes' skulls with a few swings of a flashlight and all....Yea, that's what I promise the psych transfers when they start talking about killing me.
Never needed to do it. Go figure.![]()
how many joules are being released into a person by a 50000 volt taser that's being held to a persons chest for that long though? And is it so inconceivable that someone who's on beta's or ACE's, which are now being ridiculously presribed for just about everything..........could suffer adverse effects from a taser?
you wouldn't need a taser, anyway. i've heard the stories about you. crushing dudes' skulls with a few swings of a flashlight and all....

Well, to keep it simple, people on cardiac meds shouldn't be acting crazy and drunk.
But, ok:
1 electron volt is equal to 1.060217773-19 joule
which means 50,000 volts is 8.0108865e-15 joules.
That's not much AT ALL.
I shock people with more than that when they are awake, lookin at me.
What did you mean when you earlier said that defibs "stop the heart"?? Why then are they wheeled out when someone's heart has stopped beating?
so if a heart has completely stopped beating the defibs are useless?
Well, to keep it simple, people on cardiac meds shouldn't be acting crazy and drunk.
But, ok:
1 electron volt is equal to 1.060217773-19 joule
which means 50,000 volts is 8.0108865e-15 joules.
That's not much AT ALL.
I shock people with more than that when they are awake, lookin at me.
Is that a new sex thing i don't know about???
*must do research
lol. wuuuuuut?![]()
lol @ the hand pics u posted
specifically the "shocker" lol
LOL. No.
If I don't sedate them, they usually want to punch me after I'm done.
Donkey Punch?
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