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StickFigure

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Check this out. I get a friend request (it seems like your friends list there is like your karma points here) from some chic from Russia. Her profile has no pics and it is very thin as far as information. Well, I go ahead and hit accept trying to be nice and all of a sudden I get this message:

Hello my new friend Josh

You would know how many pleasures to me have brought that you
have answered me! Now I understand, that people in your country really
responsible ! Today I came into computer club and have scanned some the
images and with this letter I send them to you, I hope, that I to you
like. I directly would like to learn more about you to learn your
interests as you live as you work. I am very glad to have such friend, as
you. I in life very cheerful person and at me very responsible work as
I already spoke, I work to help the bookkeeper, and I not in what a
case should not make a mistake, both in work and in life I not less
responsible person, I think, that the person should concerns to associates as
wants that to it concerned. In my life was a lot of pleasure, but
besides it is pleasure always stood on a number with more sad events.
I never was for the husband and I have no children, but I very
much would like them to have, but from the person with whom our love
would be mutual and that the child anything did not require. The main
features of human character I think Sincerity, kindness, politeness and as
I think, that the person it is necessary should be the respectable
citizen with love to the country. I very much frequently see young pairs, I
see as they are happy, I sincerely am glad for them, but thus I remain
itself the person whom not loved At me when that was one friend, but it
is little bit sad history, I was possible shall tell to you about it
little bit later.
I as like to be on a nature, there I feel quieter. As other
my hobby is domestic animals and I already
has my cat Murka. On it I also shall finish the letter
to you, and with impatience I shall look forward to hearing.

Your new friend from Russia Svetlana

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Does this scream, "GET ME OUTTA RUSSIA!!!" or what?? LOL!
 
make it so they have to know your email or last name to add you as a friend
 
you should definitely move her to the USA bro!!
 
StickFigure said:
She can pay for her own fuggin ticket and I'll house her until I'm bored of hittin it!! :evil:
lol, nice!
 
StickFigure said:
Check this out. I get a friend request (it seems like your friends list there is like your karma points here) from some chic from Russia. Her profile has no pics and it is very thin as far as information. Well, I go ahead and hit accept trying to be nice and all of a sudden I get this message:

Hello my new friend Josh

You would know how many pleasures to me have brought that you
have answered me! Now I understand, that people in your country really
responsible ! Today I came into computer club and have scanned some the
images and with this letter I send them to you, I hope, that I to you
like. I directly would like to learn more about you to learn your
interests as you live as you work. I am very glad to have such friend, as
you. I in life very cheerful person and at me very responsible work as
I already spoke, I work to help the bookkeeper, and I not in what a
case should not make a mistake, both in work and in life I not less
responsible person, I think, that the person should concerns to associates as
wants that to it concerned. In my life was a lot of pleasure, but
besides it is pleasure always stood on a number with more sad events.
I never was for the husband and I have no children, but I very
much would like them to have, but from the person with whom our love
would be mutual and that the child anything did not require. The main
features of human character I think Sincerity, kindness, politeness and as
I think, that the person it is necessary should be the respectable
citizen with love to the country. I very much frequently see young pairs, I
see as they are happy, I sincerely am glad for them, but thus I remain
itself the person whom not loved At me when that was one friend, but it
is little bit sad history, I was possible shall tell to you about it
little bit later.
I as like to be on a nature, there I feel quieter. As other
my hobby is domestic animals and I already
has my cat Murka. On it I also shall finish the letter
to you, and with impatience I shall look forward to hearing.

Your new friend from Russia Svetlana

wmgh1c.jpg
wmghat.jpg
wmghvp.jpg
wmgism.jpg
wmglmq.jpg


Does this scream, "GET ME OUTTA RUSSIA!!!" or what?? LOL!


i had a chick on there try and get me to get her out of nigeria..... i was like WTF
 
awittyusername said:
Thats what I like to here!!!

Now, I can't call you softy anymore

LOL!! Certain things that happen to you in life just kinda make you change what you would normally do in a given situation, ya know?
 
Bro she just put her heart out with the beautiful love letter and all you can think of is hittin it :rolleyes:













She probably a great lay ;) oh if I were you I'd tell her she has to leave the cat in Russia.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Bro she just put her heart out with the beautiful love letter and all you can think of is hittin it :rolleyes:













She probably a great lay ;) oh if I were you I'd tell her she has to leave the cat in Russia.


agreed leave the cat...but bring the kitty
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Bro she just put her heart out with the beautiful love letter and all you can think of is hittin it :rolleyes:

She probably a great lay ;) oh if I were you I'd tell her she has to leave the cat in Russia.

LMAO!! Yeh, I don't do cats! :chomp:
 
No matter how hot a chic is, just remember that she can stink up a bathroom as good, if not worse than you.

Kind of puts things in perspective when you think about it.
 
Has anyone told stick yet that this is someone who sent him a form letter, because he looks like a gullible mark that they could con out of sending money to them?
 
awittyusername said:
Has anyone told stick yet that this is someone who sent him a form letter, because he looks like a gullible mark that they could con out of sending money to them?



way to ruin it for me ....now I have to find someone else
 
awittyusername said:
Has anyone told stick yet that this is someone who sent him a form letter, because he looks like a gullible mark that they could con out of sending money to them?

Probaby not. I get that junk in my hotmail acct. sometimes lol.
 
isent money to this lawyer in Africa evedently I am part a large settlement ..they only wanted my account number and SS card number ...they said they would wire me the money ...IM GOING TO BE RICH
 
Noone seems to have mentioned anything about this, so I don't know if it is assumed, or noone saw or heard the scoop on it that I did, but:
This is probably a scam. these chicks have been around forever. they befriend you via net, then tell a under-the-table tale and how they can get out, but with some financial help from you. Once money is sent, the men never hear from them.
 
MacGyver said:
Noone seems to have mentioned anything about this, so I don't know if it is assumed, or noone saw or heard the scoop on it that I did, but:
This is probably a scam. these chicks have been around forever. they befriend you via net, then tell a under-the-table tale and how they can get out, but with some financial help from you. Once money is sent, the men never hear from them.

Bro, that sounds like every woman.

That shits been going on before the intranet.

Shit, girls used to write that shit on cave walls.
 
awittyusername said:
Bro, that sounds like every woman.

That shits been going on before the intranet.

Shit, girls used to write that shit on cave walls.


very true, very true indeed.
 
MacGyver said:
Noone seems to have mentioned anything about this, so I don't know if it is assumed, or noone saw or heard the scoop on it that I did, but:
This is probably a scam. these chicks have been around forever. they befriend you via net, then tell a under-the-table tale and how they can get out, but with some financial help from you. Once money is sent, the men never hear from them.



are you trying to say I wont get my money from the African Lawyers


her pics where hot ... I just could not say no to her
 
You could bring her over and make some videos(wink), like on "The Hun". A lot of internet porn companies use Russian babes...Ahem, so I've been told while doing research.
 
ben hart said:
You could bring her over and make some videos(wink), like on "The Hun". A lot of internet porn companies use Russian babes...Ahem, so I've been told while doing research.

NOW we're talkin'!! :evil:
 
jafo said:
isent money to this lawyer in Africa evedently I am part a large settlement ..they only wanted my account number and SS card number ...they said they would wire me the money ...IM GOING TO BE RICH

Ha ha! I actually answered one of these (after getting tired of receiving them in my inbox) and said shit like, "I'd really like to help you, since I have thousands of dollars that I would like to invest somewhere, but don't know where."
I actually started corresponding with these fuckers, and letting them think that I was willing to send them tens of thousands of dollars the whole time. It even got to the point where they sent me a phone # so we could discuss the matter further, but I kept on telling them that they had to come and meet me in person, that's the only way I would give them money. They said they couldn't since they were being oppressed, then I said that I wouldn't send them anything then.
They got pissed and sent me nasty e-mails stating how God was going to punish me unless I sent them money, and how bad things would happen in my life unless I made things right with God by sending them money! lol
I then told them I was fucking with them the whole time and that they were made fools of by believing me. Then they sent me an email stating that they placed a curse on me and that I would die within 3 weeks!!!

the whole thing was pretty hilarious
 
This sounds like a classic nigerian or russian scam. These 419 scammers are so common now, they hit you with their tales of hardship or that you've won some mystical lottery that you never entered. They keep you on the string for months and keep getting you to send them money to which you never recieve anything in return. More than likely this is a russian guy or a nigerian guy that is posting those pictures of the russian hottie and then going to string along another "american chump". Don't believe me?? Check out
www.thescambaiter.com
 
SupraHero said:
This sounds like a classic nigerian or russian scam. These 419 scammers are so common now, they hit you with their tales of hardship or that you've won some mystical lottery that you never entered. They keep you on the string for months and keep getting you to send them money to which you never recieve anything in return. More than likely this is a russian guy or a nigerian guy that is posting those pictures of the russian hottie and then going to string along another "american chump". Don't believe me?? Check out
www.thescambaiter.com

This is kinda what i figure. But trust me, this hoever ain't gettin dime one from me. If she is real, she can pony up her own plane ticket and fly her happy ass here and then I spend alot of time tappin it!! :evil:
 
MacGyver said:
Noone seems to have mentioned anything about this, so I don't know if it is assumed, or noone saw or heard the scoop on it that I did, but:
This is probably a scam. these chicks have been around forever. they befriend you via net, then tell a under-the-table tale and how they can get out, but with some financial help from you. Once money is sent, the men never hear from them.


You're not kidding... :worried:

http://www.datingnmore.com/fraud/scam_detection.htm
 
Be her hero bro!
 
StickFigure said:
This is kinda what i figure. But trust me, this hoever ain't gettin dime one from me. If she is real, she can pony up her own plane ticket and fly her happy ass here and then I spend alot of time tappin it!! :evil:

You have to go there to meet her. She can't come here. She would have to get a tourist visa and very few Russians qualify for one. That's a scam though. Hot bitch though.
 
biteme said:
You have to go there to meet her. She can't come here. She would have to get a tourist visa and very few Russians qualify for one. That's a scam though. Hot bitch though.

Ahhh, thanks for the warning. I'll keep my eye out for that one.
 
StickFigure said:
Ahhh, thanks for the warning. I'll keep my eye out for that one.

Yeah. You can go over there. Meet as many women as you like. Take your photo with each one of them and then pick the one you want as a bride and apply for a fiancee visa and then she can come over here and marry you. You have to take a picture as proof that there is some kind of relationship.
 
biteme said:
Yeah. You can go over there. Meet as many women as you like. Take your photo with each one of them and then pick the one you want as a bride and apply for a fiancee visa and then she can come over here and marry you. You have to take a picture as proof that there is some kind of relationship.

That ain't happenin!! Not after watching Hostel! NO WAY!!! lol!
 
jafo said:
isent money to this lawyer in Africa evedently I am part a large settlement ..they only wanted my account number and SS card number ...they said they would wire me the money ...IM GOING TO BE RICH
I get that e-mail in my spam folder about twice a month. :lmao:
 
StickFigure said:
That ain't happenin!! Not after watching Hostel! NO WAY!!! lol!

What is hostel?
 
biteme said:
What is hostel?

It's a movie about these guys backpacking across Europe and they get some info that the really good and fine pussy is in Bratislava. Well it turns out that these fine women there are paid to lure guys into this place where they get tortured and killed for big money! Good movie!!
 
StickFigure said:
It's a movie about these guys backpacking across Europe and they get some info that the really good and fine pussy is in Bratislava. Well it turns out that these fine women there are paid to lure guys into this place where they get tortured and killed for big money! Good movie!!

Fuck that! That sounds like Lloyd describing that movie in "Dumb and Dumber".

Harry: "So what happens, they trick some sucker into picking up their tab and get away with it scot free?" Lloyd: "No, in the movie, they catch up with them about a mile down the road and slit their throat. Yeah, it was a good one." LOL
 
biteme said:
Fuck that! That sounds like Lloyd describing that movie in "Dumb and Dumber".

Harry: "So what happens, they trick some sucker into picking up their tab and get away with it scot free?" Lloyd: "No, in the movie, they catch up with them about a mile down the road and slit their throat. Yeah, it was a good one." LOL

LMFAO!!! I love that movie! The look on Harry's face after he said that was priceless!!:FRlol:
 
StickFigure said:
LMFAO!!! I love that movie! The look on Harry's face after he said that was priceless!!:FRlol:

I just may watch it again tonight. I haven't seen it in nearly a year.
 
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