my wife got a boob job, now i'm going to get butt fucked

[Rockafella Skank]

This shit was too funny! I had to take frequent breaks so I wouldn't crack a rib.

 

[MohawkMuscle]

I say hes lucky.

 

[tab999]

ouch,

i wouldn't do it.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I don't believe you when you say she backed down and is just ASS FINGER BANGING you now!

So Elvis has she moved up to doing DP dildos on you yet? Or is she still stretching you out? You two should really go out on the Freak Sex Circuit! There is a lot of money to be made with your expertise of getting Butt Fucked by BIG BLACK SILICON PENISES!

 

[Beachbum1546]

SHE! got bigger boobs and gets to fuck you up your ass. i think you are getting the shorter end of the stick.
(well at least till you being ass fucked my a 7inch dildo.)

 

[Godzila]

When i walk by the bedroom i see it laying there on the bed with a big bottle of lube next to it. oh dear god....

Well take that fucker and throw it out the window!!! holy God you are in a fucked up situation!

 

[gsxr1000]

If your wife wants to bang you in the ass with a strap-on then she has stopped respecting you as a man long ago.

 

[The Red Man]

...and if she stopped respecting you, she's definately playing you out with someone else...

...and even using the same dildo with him too.

 

[Spotter]

Whatever, its not like you havn't thought about in the locker room before. Get in tune with your body. You work it so hard to make it what it is, enjoy it and share it.

Maybe she'd be doing you a favor. A relationship is based on trust and a closeness of mind. Accept that and everything is just the future.

Of course that's just a spotter's opinion. Nice sweats, dude!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

If your wife wants to bang you in the ass with a strap-on then she has stopped respecting you as a man long ago.

W3rD...

LOL@ this whole thread....