my wife got a boob job, now i'm going to get butt fucked

[woollis2]

OMG!! Quit it guys. I'm getting stiches in my sides over here.

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

My relationship with the dildo never grew to a point where i named it. The dildo that she bought was black.....so it probably would have been named jamaul or something if our relationship grew to that point.

Oh shit dude, you're killin me, stop!!

 

[KA-BAR]

This is by far the funniest thing ive read on this board! Your killing me. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[nautica]

Dude, i hate to say this but if it made her cum. She is going to want to do it again. Next time you want a blow job real bad or maybe a 3some or something extra kinky. She going to say OK but I get to fuck your ass again.

You midaswell start stretching that fucker out because you are going to be getting fuck for life.

nautica

 

[wyst]

This is a great thread. I suspect you're pulling our chains, but even if you aren't it's still great. More power to ya, if it's true, if you found another way to get off with the wife. And there's a good reason why the finger feels good, EP -- the prostate gland. I've known other guys who liked that, believe me.

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

This is a great thread. I suspect you're pulling our chains, but even if you aren't it's still great. More power to ya, if it's true, if you found another way to get off with the wife. And there's a good reason why the finger feels good, EP -- the prostate gland. I've known other guys who liked that, believe me.

I agree, as funny as it is.....it's cool to see a couple trying out new shit, that's what keeps marriages fresh. For me however, I'll have the girl stick mainly with fingers and tongue (I really love the tongue ) But hey, if the strap on feels good, more power to ya!! Just don't EVER let it slip to your boys, and make sure she's got a gag order on her with her friends. Shit like that would get around the whole damn city in less than 24 hrs. If you're not careful....you'll walk into work one day and the guys will be like "Hey Elvis <snicker snicker> you alright man??<snicker snicker snicker> you're walkin kind of funny <barely controlling it now> you didn't get assfucked last night or anything like that did ya?? <riotous non-stop laughter all day long>" or "hey elvis <vibrator sound> "

 

[muscleup]

Bump for the funniest thread on the whole board.

 

[HamHock]

You're in trouble now because she's tasted the power that comes with ramming someone in the ass. If she really liked it, chances are she will one day decide to look for some freaky anally receptive dude to keep on the side if you keep turning her down. I say, if you want to keep her, you're going to just have to back that ass up and eat some pillow once in a while, sister!

 

[dragonmona]

You're in trouble now because she's tasted the power that comes with ramming someone in the ass. If she really liked it, chances are she will one day decide to look for some freaky anally receptive dude to keep on the side if you keep turning her down. I say, if you want to keep her, you're going to just have to back that ass up and eat some pillow once in a while, sister!

Exactly.....If you don't keep her happy she will just have to find it somewhere else.

hehe
dragonmona

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

OH NO!! we've got a strap on whore on our hands!!!


oh shit this post is great.....