My sister's labrador is the biggest pussy I've ever seen

[biteme]

She has spoiled him so bad that he can't even stay outside for a night without crying all night. He's 5 years old. I'm watching him while she's in African doing a study on baboons masturbating habits. He has fleas and I'm not letting him in until my sister gets here Wednesday.

 

[jerkbox]

when i first read this, i thought it said: My sister's labrador HAS the biggest pussy I've ever seen

 

[Wycked Sceptre]

post a spread shot

 

[Dial_tone]

My lahsa apso has him beat by a country mile. He's a rescue dog that was found running along the freeway in L.A. He's afraid of everything. Any noise whatsoever he's off like a rocket. He'll be sitting on the couch, an envelope will slide off the back and tap him on the butt. GONE! He's two rooms away before he figures out what it was. Drop something....GONE! Open a can of soda....GONE! Vacuum...GONE! But if the doorbell rings he's instant watchdog barkin like a tough guy.

 

[biteme]

THe damn dog is driving me nuts with his constant howling. He sleeps with my daughter with his arm around her. He truly thinks that he's human.

 

[big4life]

My lahsa apso has him beat by a country mile. He's a rescue dog that was found running along the freeway in L.A. He's afraid of everything. Any noise whatsoever he's off like a rocket. He'll be sitting on the couch, an envelope will slide off the back and tap him on the butt. GONE! He's two rooms away before he figures out what it was. Drop something....GONE! Open a can of soda....GONE! Vacuum...GONE! But if the doorbell rings he's instant watchdog barkin like a tough guy.

I have two lhasa apsos. One is like a bulldog. Anyone comes up the walkway and she acts like she wants to tear them up. The other is a baby. She gets scared if someone raises their voice.

Plus the biggest baby I have is a doberman/pointer mix I got from the shelter, but she was abused as a puppy so that's why she's scared.