My schlong is rediculously small when flacid.

[Evil_Frisky]

Tmi

 

[Lestat]

but dude, you can catch diseases chasing that stuff

There is an element of risk with almost everything you do in life.

With sex, I am selective, I don't sleep with whores, and I have used a condom with every girl I've slept with but 3, and we were in serious relationships.

I also get tested once per year.

You eating cupcakes is probably more detrimental to your health then my sexual promiscuity has been.

 

[SoKlueles]

There is an element of risk with almost everything you do in life.

With sex, I am selective, I don't sleep with whores, and I have used a condom with every girl I've slept with but 3, and we were in serious relationships.

I also get tested once per year.

You eating cupcakes is probably more detrimental to your health then my sexual promiscuity has been.

You have no clue actually how many cupcakes i actually DO eat. FYI, i dont even like cake that much.
Im not dissing how many women you have slept with dang
dont get so defensive, it was a joke

 

[Mr. dB]

Don't feel bad, the other extreme is just as bad. When I'm standing at the urinal, I have to plunge my hand into my fly down to the wrist just to dig the damned thing out, and stuffing it back in is even more of a chore, especially since it always seems to get a little "excited" when I take it out for air.

 

[awittyusername]

hha.. dick

Im ok with the fact that she has slept with more then just me, she's only been with 4 guys total.. I've been with far far far more women.. so I can't complain.

So....she say 4 guys. Of course, we know girls are not truthful about the number of guys they slept with.

Let me lay a little math-e-matics on you...

Y = number of males a female claims to have slept with

X = Actual number of males slept with

PIE = (3.16)

Formula

Y x PIE + 1.93 = X (round up)

So...

4 x 3.16 + 1.93 = 14.57 (round up) 15

 

[BileStew]

Try having a friend or Union plumber shove a broomstick up your ass. Maybe portions of your meatkabob are stuck on your prostate or spermatic cord.

Good luck

 

[slickdadd]

lol @ awittyusername's skank formula.

 

[Agathe]

dude mine get's so small when it's cold, I feel like a kid almost.

In normal tempreture it's still a decent size though. And when the time is right it just grows into like a monster

 

[biteme]

I'm a grower, not a shower. Did you know that some men's penises appear larger when flaccid, but they don't grow as much when erect? It's cool to watch it grow from 2 inches to 8 inches.

 

[bullett]

I'm a grower, not a shower. Did you know that some men's penises appear larger when flaccid, but they don't grow as much when erect? It's cool to watch it grow from 2 inches to 8 inches.

Don't hold your breath..