My schlong is rediculously small when flacid.

[SoKlueles]

well i do have another secret.......and im kind of reluctant to share it......but because your really concerned with your penis size...

If tweezers pinch the skin, use a clothes pin.......it helps it get hard......well mostly because it cuts all blood flow out........and then sometimes, it gets hard

trust me, i know from experience

 

[*MissFit*]

ty for sharing

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I had the same problem when I was really fat.
I has so much flaccid length lost from body fat, I had to push down to keep from pissing straight out...

 

[hamstershaver]

he says he has a small penis then everyone mentions my name

 

[JayC9]

I mean seriously, this isn't even funny anymore. I actually have problems peeing into urinals because it doesn't protrude far enough out of my zipper. Sometimes I have to drop my pants completely just to find the little fucker. Not cool.

Aproximately 1 in every 10,000 men has a tiny knob so don't worry you're not alone.

 

[SoKlueles]

I had the same problem when I was really fat.
I has so much flaccid length lost from body fat, I had to push down to keep from pissing straight out...

thats scary
really

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

thats scary
really

Nah, I'd call it more like fucking humiliating. Not like anybody saw it though. I keep to myself....

Aproximately 1 in every 10,000 men has a tiny knob so don't worry you're not alone.

1 in every 2 is small.

 

[Lestat]

I'm the same way, flacid I feel I'm tiny, but my GF says my flacid cock is bigger then most guys hard....

I just think the contrast is what gets me, when I'm at full attention its like having a fucking sledgehammer in my pants, but flacid is more like walking around with a kielbasa sausage..

 

[Buddy_Christ]

he says he has a small penis then everyone mentions my name

You've only broadcast it to everyone on the forum so what do you expect?

Coincidentally, I was chatting with someone last night who said, "the only 2 times you need to run are to get away from cops and fat chicks." I responded with, "just toss the fat chick a twinkie and you're in the clear." It made me think of klueles right away. Go figure.

 

[SoKlueles]

You've only broadcast it to everyone on the forum so what do you expect?

Coincidentally, I was chatting with someone last night who said, "the only 2 times you need to run are to get away from cops and fat chicks." I responded with, "just toss the fat chick a twinkie and you're in the clear." It made me think of klueles right away. Go figure.

its like this right here.....when people go to the grocery store and pass the twinkie isle and think of me......that sucks

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