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My Russian girlfriend is so SMART!

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stilleto

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So as you may or may not know, I have a russian girlfriend. She wrote me because she saw my profile on a dating site, which is funny because i've never had a profile on a dating site, but whatever.

she is lonely and said I'm really handsome. She sent me her picture and she's smoking!!
She sends me new pictures with every email and she tells me all about how she likes to cook and wants a man to take care of. I didn't have the heart to tell her i'm not actually a man, so i told her my name is john and I sent her a picture of me next to my boat.
I'm in construction and I have a lot of money.

so, yesterday she told me that she made a really good deal in work (she sells insurance but i don't know what kind. she always forgets to tell me. she's so cute like that). Anyway, she got a big bonus in work, AND some extra time off, so now she has more than a month off and enough money to buy a plane ticket. She already told me that she likes to travel and wants to see another country, and she has feelings for me like I have for her, so i suggested she come here to america.

She hasn't replied yet, but i just KNOW she's going to!
I hope she can get her visa alright, and nothing bad happens to her in the meantime that would prevent her from coming.

Oh, and my friend stewart wants to tag team her, but I haven't quite told her that yet- i'm building up to that part and will reveal it when she asks me for money for her visa. I mean, IF she asks me for money.

i can't wait.
 
Oh it's about the money! I can't wait to hear how this one goes...
Thanks for the update!
 
Arabian said:
LMAO.. thats hilarious, are you serious?
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i'm dead serious. :)

"Hello my dear John!!!
I have very good news!!!
Today when I came to my work. The boss has congratulated me.
She promised me to give the premium and she made it, I has received my
premium (10000 rubles or about 400 $ US dollars!!!)
also I have received my monthly salary for holidays (22000 rubles or
920 $)!!!
Earlier I never received the premiums like this...
Since tomorrow's day I shall have my holidays.
The last year I did not take vacation and now I can take 30 or 60
days.
Today I had a very difficult day and I gave all reports and papers to
the colleagues that they will need till I will come back to my work.
I am so happy today.. I wait for your congratulations.
May be for your country it not so big money, but believe me for Russia
it's the big money.
I did not decided yet what I will do during my holiday, but I will think
about it today.
Can you give any advice about what to do in my holiday???
Have you got any ideas? May be I will travel. I told you before that I
want to see other countries, other culture.
I never was abroad earlier. OK, dear I have very good mood and I wish
you good mood also.
Your best friend from Russia Elena."
 
She is probably somewhere here in the states
Looking for a free ticket (citizenship & money)
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Oh, she'll ask.
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i think she will too.
i only think so because I googled russian email scams and read all about it and how sometimes these "women" will either need money for their visa, OR some medical treatment just before they leave and need money for it. I'm building up to the tagteam request though.
 
stilleto said:
i'm dead serious. :)

"Hello my dear John!!!
I have very good news!!!
Today when I came to my work. The boss has congratulated me.
She promised me to give the premium and she made it, I has received my
premium (10000 rubles or about 400 $ US dollars!!!)
also I have received my monthly salary for holidays (22000 rubles or
920 $)!!!
Earlier I never received the premiums like this...
Since tomorrow's day I shall have my holidays.
The last year I did not take vacation and now I can take 30 or 60
days.
Today I had a very difficult day and I gave all reports and papers to
the colleagues that they will need till I will come back to my work.
I am so happy today.. I wait for your congratulations.
May be for your country it not so big money, but believe me for Russia
it's the big money.
I did not decided yet what I will do during my holiday, but I will think
about it today.
Can you give any advice about what to do in my holiday???
Have you got any ideas? May be I will travel. I told you before that I
want to see other countries, other culture.
I never was abroad earlier. OK, dear I have very good mood and I wish
you good mood also.
Your best friend from Russia Elena."
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WOW, what a scam.. thats really bizarre
 
stilleto said:
i think she will too.
i only think so because I googled russian email scams and read all about it and how sometimes these "women" will either need money for their visa, OR some medical treatment just before they leave and need money for it. I'm building up to the tagteam request though.
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She had money for a ticket..
I would like to know how far she goes without asking for money.

I never thought about the chick actually being in the US. Oh wait your in Canada, okay same thing a little different. LOL.

This is getting good.
 
WHEN, she asks for money give her a bunch of fake western union info. When she replies that it didn't work out say "oops, sorry I transposed the 2 and the 9. Send her back again. See how many times you can get her to go down to the local Vodka and black rye market before you send message titled "PWNT LOL". lool.
 
pin said:
WHEN, she asks for money give her a bunch of fake western union info. When she replies that it didn't work out say "oops, sorry I transposed the 2 and the 9. Send her back again. See how many times you can get her to go down to the local Vodka and black rye market before you send message titled "PWNT LOL". lool.
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Yes fake numbers and long ecuses would work well but "she" probably won't go for that shit. LOL.
 
Creepusmaximus said:
She had money for a ticket..
I would like to know how far she goes without asking for money.

I never thought about the chick actually being in the US. Oh wait your in Canada, okay same thing a little different. LOL.

This is getting good.
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i'm not in canada!!??
do i really seem that dumb?

dang.

anyway, according to the net, she is most likely going to buy a ticket and possibly even show me a picture of it, but will need a few thousand for a visa, or medical treatment.

she didn't write me last night. I hope she's okay. :(
 
guys, i haven't heard from her at all yesterday. I hope she is okay and doesn't require immediate medical attention that she can't afford.
 
What if she is genuine in her quest To maybe explore different cultures and meet an American guy?Maybe I missed something But alot of Russians outside of scams only seek a better life.Sorry if maybe I'm naieve or clueless but I was once married to a Russian for 10 years whos only dream was a better life here and to this day we are still best friends.
 
SHRIMP/POBOY said:
What if she is genuine in her quest To maybe explore different cultures and meet an American guy?Maybe I missed something But alot of Russians outside of scams only seek a better life.Sorry if maybe I'm naieve or clueless but I was once married to a Russian for 10 years whos only dream was a better life here and to this day we are still best friends.
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LOLLOLoloLOLOLlOLlOLolllOLOL!!!!!!!!!!
i'll give her your email address.

perhaps you missed the part where I said she found me on a dating site, but i'm not on any. and the part where i looked up russian email scams and she's a classic example.

I did, however, forget to tell you that I got a second email from a different woman. one who also included her picture and she's also very pretty. she ALSO needed me to write back to a different email address than she wrote from, just like my dear friend Elena.

so yeah, she's prolly legit.
 
stilleto said:
LOLLOLoloLOLOLlOLlOLolllOLOL!!!!!!!!!!
i'll give her your email address.

perhaps you missed the part where I said she found me on a dating site, but i'm not on any. and the part where i looked up russian email scams and she's a classic example.

I did, however, forget to tell you that I got a second email from a different woman. one who also included her picture and she's also very pretty. she ALSO needed me to write back to a different email address than she wrote from, just like my dear friend Elena.

so yeah, she's prolly legit.
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Wow,I can now see how lonely men could be easily duped ,these people put alot of effort into this without question Ask her for a couple nudes.
 
stilleto said:
i'm not in canada!!??
do i really seem that dumb?

dang.

anyway, according to the net, she is most likely going to buy a ticket and possibly even show me a picture of it, but will need a few thousand for a visa, or medical treatment.

she didn't write me last night. I hope she's okay. :(
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I bet she has a cawk......
 
SHRIMP/POBOY said:
Wow,I can now see how lonely men could be easily duped ,these people put alot of effort into this without question Ask her for a couple nudes.
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that's my next move. I just told her how I showed her picture to my friend, and he said she was really hot. And he should know, because he's good looking and gets all the women.

So next, my friend is going to suggest that I ask her for nudes, and even though i would never do that (because i'm a gentleman), I'm asking because he's making me.
 
stilleto said:
that's my next move. I just told her how I showed her picture to my friend, and he said she was really hot. And he should know, because he's good looking and gets all the women.

So next, my friend is going to suggest that I ask her for nudes, and even though i would never do that (because i'm a gentleman), I'm asking because he's making me.
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At least a right nipple for authenticity purpose's
 
She looks like the type that you would beat. Not that I would beat women, but she looks like that type.
 
Has she told you how hard it is to respond to your emails becuase the only computers she has access to are at the local library?
 
Send her this pic

BrakeNutz lighted truck nuts!

Tell her how "hot" you are and can't wait for her to arrive. If she sends you $55 by Western Union you can pay your congressman to see about getting her visa expedited.
 
AAP said:
Send her this pic

BrakeNutz lighted truck nuts!

Tell her how "hot" you are and can't wait for her to arrive. If she sends you $55 by Western Union you can pay your congressman to see about getting her visa expedited.
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I already sent her "my" picture. I'm an average looking white guy with a boat and a house. :)
 
AAP said:
Send her this pic

BrakeNutz lighted truck nuts!

Tell her how "hot" you are and can't wait for her to arrive. If she sends you $55 by Western Union you can pay your congressman to see about getting her visa expedited.
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AAP im rolling thats great about the 55 dollars. hahahaha Stilleto you have to do that. lmaio

BTW dont tell me you have a pair of those truck nuts on your 4x4lololl
 
Arabian said:
AAP im rolling thats great about the 55 dollars. hahahaha Stilleto you have to do that. lmaio

BTW dont tell me you have a pair of those truck nuts on your 4x4lololl
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Stiletto has a pair of those on her boat.
 
stilleto said:
that's my next move. I just told her how I showed her picture to my friend, and he said she was really hot. And he should know, because he's good looking and gets all the women.

So next, my friend is going to suggest that I ask her for nudes, and even though i would never do that (because i'm a gentleman), I'm asking because he's making me.
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Tell her you just need a cotch shot in panties so you can make sure she isn't packing. LOL.

Nudes would be good and wouldn't sound like your paraniod. Bet she doesn't send any.
 
Creepusmaximus said:
Tell her you just need a cotch shot in panties so you can make sure she isn't packing. LOL.

Nudes would be good and wouldn't sound like your paraniod. Bet she doesn't send any.
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Fuck that. if i'm going to pay thousands of dollars for her visa or medical expenses, I want to see the goods ahead of time.
 
Maybe the reason she needs the money is medical...SEX CHANGE OPERATION! :evil:
 
stilleto said:
Fuck that. if i'm going to pay thousands of dollars for her visa or medical expenses, I want to see the goods ahead of time.
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tell her that due to the realistic nature of the silicone pocket pussies now days, you are going to have to make sure it is real in advance. for your hot friend, you know.

so she needs to get on webcam and have someone fuck her so you know it is real.

if you get enough clueless bitches to do this, you can open your own porn channel and scam THEM into making you money.
 
OMG! I get these "girls" emailing me all the time...and I have no idea how they get my email addresss, since I'm not on any dating sites

It never occured to me to fuck with them....

lol!
 
Have I ever told you I am really a russian girl? :wavey:

cindylou said:
OMG! I get these "girls" emailing me all the time...and I have no idea how they get my email addresss, since I'm not on any dating sites

It never occured to me to fuck them....

lol!
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cindylou said:
OMG! I get these "girls" emailing me all the time...and I have no idea how they get my email addresss, since I'm not on any dating sites

It never occured to me to fuck with them....

lol!
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ah, see, that's where I differ from the average woman... My first thought when i got the email was "JACKPOT!!! SOMEONE TO FUCK WITH!"
 
YAY!! SHE'S COMING TO VISIT ME!!!!!!!!!!

"Hello my lovely John!!!!!
I thought so much how it will be better to spend my holiday.
But I think that it will be better if I spend my holiday going to your
country!
May be to have very good time it will be visiting you. More over we will
know each other better.
You will show me your country, your culture etc, do not you wish?
What do you think about it? I can arrive to your country.
It's better to communicate tete-a-tete then write each other thousands
letters!!!
I'm sure. I hope that you do agree with me!!!!
I sometimes imagine our meeting, I'm sure it'll be wonderful!!!
Just imagine: When I arrive to you, you'd stand in the airport and wait
for me.
And then our eyes meet. We understand that it's great that we meet each
other.
Also that we live for thousand miles from each other...
We'd go to have supper with candles.
We will talk a lot. I'm sure we'd enjoy each moment. There wouldn't be
anybody but only we.
Time would stop for us!!! It would be very romantic time.
Do you agree? What do you think about it?
I'm looking forward to your e-mail soon, my dear!!!! Waiting for your
answer.
Kiss you!!!
Elena"
 
She is comming to see you! Yeah I am so excited for her! OMG this is too funny...
 
"Elena,

I'm so excited!!! that is such great news! I told my sister about you (this is her email address, so I was afraid she'd find out) and she promised she would be out of my house within a week, so it will just be us. I do want to show you my country. I want to make you dinner and see you when you wake up. I want to hold your hands and kiss your beautiful lips. I hope that's okay. You are all I think about lately. Isn't that crazy? we just met and already you're on my mind all the time.

When can you make your reservations?

Any time is good for me. i own my business and can take off whenever I need to. I just want to see you SO bad. I want to take you shopping and give you all the things you don't have in Russia.

I think i told you that my friend Stewart saw your picture. He's been listening to me talk about you all the time. Send more pictures if you have them. I love seeing you. You have the most beautiful eyes and mouth and skin.

You made me so happy today with this news!!!

love, John"
 
stilleto said:
ah, see, that's where I differ from the average woman... My first thought when i got the email was "JACKPOT!!! SOMEONE TO FUCK WITH!"
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Letto...although you're not fond of Canada you should consider moving here. Even less than avg chicks can find someone to fuck all the time.
:)
 
CMarc said:
Letto...although you're not fond of Canada you should consider moving here. Even less than avg chicks can find someone to fuck all the time.
:)
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HA!
i have someone for that. it's finding new people to fuck WITH that I enjoy.





canadians are good for that cause it takes them a long time to catch on.
 
in my next email to her, i'm going to mention that stewart wants to meet her and ask if that's okay.

i may also ask if she has any pics in her panties. :)
 
I still think she may be sincere. Hypothetically speaking if she shows up at the airport would you go pick her up?Hell,She might even make a good edition to that 3 way idea your boyfriend has been tossing around.
 
Is that nice for an elite moderator to say in an avatar that AAP is her bitch??

I thought this was the new kinder and gentler EF???

The ass warming site for the gym inclined.
 
SHRIMP/POBOY said:
I still think she may be sincere. Hypothetically speaking if she shows up at the airport would you go pick her up?Hell,She might even make a good edition to that 3 way idea your boyfriend has been tossing around.
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um.
someone is a little slow.

i don't have a bf. I'm happily married.
and she can't show up unless I tell her where I live, and i'm not that dumb. and besides, it's a scam. trust me.
 
stilleto said:
um.
someone is a little slow.

i don't have a bf. I'm happily married.
and she can't show up unless I tell her where I live, and i'm not that dumb. and besides, it's a scam. trust me.
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I say do the western union huclke buck on her now to see how hard she bites to prove its a scam.What if she just wants love from an american guy?
 
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