My Online Dating Experiences

[cindylou]

You're gonna report dick

Wtf were you doing up?

 

[stunner_best]

wtf were you doing up?

busted!!

 

[cindylou]

Lol

 

[mrplunkey]

Wtf were you doing up?

Rut roh.... Somebody failed a bed check!

 

[caligirl85]

I dunno, Cali. I'm in my 20s and wouldn't mind a fling with a cougar. No to the slip and slide?


I don't use dating sites. I use chloroform instead.

Ender, don't we already have a date planned? That whole plane jumping thing?!?

Ps... You're in your 20's!??

 

[caligirl85]

Fuck he was huge

That's what she said!

Lol

Was gonna say that's what sb's wife said but we don't know if she really did

 

[cindylou]

Lol what's a bed check?

 

[stunner_best]

he's supposed to be in bed, but instead hes up

 

[mrplunkey]

Lol what's a bed check?

You need to do those things.

Just call him randomly late at night and ask him where he is.

When he offers the information, ask him to send a photo of his surroundings with a certain number of fingers up (or doing something else specific).

 

[cindylou]

Lol I'm here with him tho. We went to bed at like 1030 haha. Good advice though! I'm gonna start needing some bed checks lolololo

Guess he couldn't sleep bc he's still sleeping

I'm gonna wake him up and act like I'm mad about it