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My Online Dating Experiences

iamthatiam said:
I'm having a hard time finding a date. My requirements are pretty simple: No fatties, no smokers, no alcoholics, no animals in the bed, and must like getting the fuck choked out of them until they orgasm.
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e-harmony.com sounds about right
 
bigpokey said:
Let me tell you a story of the cod fish. At the turn of the century cod fish were in much demand on the east coast. News of this tasty fish spread across the country all the way to the west coast. There was however a problem. How could they get the fish across the country and still keep it fresh. They tried to freeze the fish and send it by rail, the fastest means at the time. When it was prepared it turn out to be very mushy and lacked flavor. Then someone decided to ship the fish live turning railroad cars into huge saltwater aquariums. When the cod fish arrived they were still alive but when they were prepared they were still mushy and tasteless. After studying the cod fish someone discovered that their natural enemy was the catfish. This time when the cod fish were but in the tanks they place a few catfish in with them. Those catfish chased the cod fish all the way across the country to the west coast. This time when they were prepared they were flaky and had the same flavor as they did when they were caught fresh and prepared on the east coast. You see the catfish kept the cod from becoming stale. The catfish kept them fresh. Cool story, you're welcome.
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Lolololololololololol!!!!!
 
bigpokey said:
Let me tell you a story of the cod fish. At the turn of the century cod fish were in much demand on the east coast. News of this tasty fish spread across the country all the way to the west coast. There was however a problem. How could they get the fish across the country and still keep it fresh. They tried to freeze the fish and send it by rail, the fastest means at the time. When it was prepared it turn out to be very mushy and lacked flavor. Then someone decided to ship the fish live turning railroad cars into huge saltwater aquariums. When the cod fish arrived they were still alive but when they were prepared they were still mushy and tasteless. After studying the cod fish someone discovered that their natural enemy was the catfish. This time when the cod fish were but in the tanks they place a few catfish in with them. Those catfish chased the cod fish all the way across the country to the west coast. This time when they were prepared they were flaky and had the same flavor as they did when they were caught fresh and prepared on the east coast. You see the catfish kept the cod from becoming stale. The catfish kept them fresh. Cool story, you're welcome.
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Well there's 2 minutes I'll never get back...
 
Have you ever watched the show Catfish?? It's pretty entertaining...especially if you've had any experience in the online dating world!
 
lololololol aren't they already on pof?!? I thought you looked familiar!
 
Dunkin0328 said:
and Mitch ruins everything again...Cindy..control him.
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nah dude, you did that all by yourself. no one wants to read your posts. you just cause problems for everyone, including people that gave you the benefit of the doubt for way too long. I don't think there's one person here that wants to see you around at this point. do everyone a favor and give it up
 
Another example of the stellar online dating world!
 
omg I hope mine aren't........


well, except for the super cute sleeping toddler one...you can put that one in there randomly
 
Why are the posts getting deleted?
 
We're going to need a mod whose been MIA for 6 months to come in and boss people around for a while. Who's turn is it?
 
WoodyO said:
We're going to need a mod whose been MIA for 6 months to come in and boss people around for a while. Who's turn is it?
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She's banning alters and deleting posts. Exactly what I would do. She's doing a great job and I'm happy she's here to help out when her work doesn't have her too busy.
 
Awwwwww…..this used to be a fun thread to read. I hope it gets back on track cause I am really like lurking this one.
 
I'm thinking about giving match.com a try in the near future so more stories to follow, I'm sure! :)
 
caligirl85 said:
So I decided I've been single for awhile and figured I'd check out the online dating scene....I just went with POF because I didn't know how long I'd last! OMG!! I made it a week and that's it. What a gong show!

Here's some highlights....

And I'll add, I had a dating profile vs a hook up profile...

*about 20 messages from the under 25 crowd looking for that "older woman in her sexual prime experience"

*I had a busy couple days at work so didn't go on and came back to a message full of cock pics and the reason that "since I haven't responded, I must be like every other woman on there and holding out for cock pics so here ya go" Ya..that's why I didn't respond.

*Several rude emails because I don't respond right back! I had no idea there could be so many "professional, successful" babies on there!!

*Decent looking bodybuilder guy but dumb as a brick! We talked a bit about roids but when I asked him what his next cycle was he said "I don't ride the stationary bike". What?? I said "no, gear. what we were just talking about". "The only gear I have are a couple ladders." WTF?

*Really hot guy who seemed to have it all together...then sprung the "would you date someone with herpes" question on me.

I gave up! ;)
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I haven't read through all the threads to see if some one mentioned this but have you tried fitness singles ? Not only did I meet my boyfriend of almost a year whom I just moved in with but I actually met a couple of really cool people I still share treating tips and advice with.

Sent from my DROID RAZR HD using EliteFitness
 
etown_fit said:
I haven't read through all the threads to see if some one mentioned this but have you tried fitness singles ? Not only did I meet my boyfriend of almost a year whom I just moved in with but I actually met a couple of really cool people I still share treating tips and advice with.

Sent from my DROID RAZR HD using EliteFitness
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Tell him to put a ring on it instead of shacking up ahahhaha
 
etown_fit said:
I haven't read through all the threads to see if some one mentioned this but have you tried fitness singles ? Not only did I meet my boyfriend of almost a year whom I just moved in with but I actually met a couple of really cool people I still share treating tips and advice with.

Sent from my DROID RAZR HD using EliteFitness
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he's cheating on you
 
caligirl85 said:
I'm thinking about giving match.com a try in the near future so more stories to follow, I'm sure! :)
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Im trying to remember the commercial. more dates, more marriages than any other site or something.


I think I'll make an account too when I get tired of being single. Sounds fun and I love meeting new people!
 
*ebony* said:
You my dear, are taken. But I totally would meet up with you for some lazer tag or I guess coffee would be nice AND grown up which I've been told I apparently am.lol
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I am indeed. I would take you bowling though. That's pretty grown up right?

Starbucks afterwards.

Or a Rangers game!
 
bigbassturd said:
I am indeed. I would take you bowling though. That's pretty grown up right?

Starbucks afterwards.

Or a Rangers game!
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sounds good! I went to a rangers game last year and I almost died from heat stroke. We had the bad side, but my friend and I got shown on the big screen!
 
Everyone play nice with the new female, let her figure out chat dynamics before being complete douches, wimmenz are a rare commodity here

Sent from my HTC One V using EliteFitness
 
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