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My Online Dating Experiences

caligirl85

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So I decided I've been single for awhile and figured I'd check out the online dating scene....I just went with POF because I didn't know how long I'd last! OMG!! I made it a week and that's it. What a gong show!

Here's some highlights....

And I'll add, I had a dating profile vs a hook up profile...

*about 20 messages from the under 25 crowd looking for that "older woman in her sexual prime experience"

*I had a busy couple days at work so didn't go on and came back to a message full of cock pics and the reason that "since I haven't responded, I must be like every other woman on there and holding out for cock pics so here ya go" Ya..that's why I didn't respond.

*Several rude emails because I don't respond right back! I had no idea there could be so many "professional, successful" babies on there!!

*Decent looking bodybuilder guy but dumb as a brick! We talked a bit about roids but when I asked him what his next cycle was he said "I don't ride the stationary bike". What?? I said "no, gear. what we were just talking about". "The only gear I have are a couple ladders." WTF?

*Really hot guy who seemed to have it all together...then sprung the "would you date someone with herpes" question on me.

I gave up! ;)
 
Lmfao there are some winners on pof however I know a lot of success stories on there tho I guess give it time lol
 
-SD- said:
Met my wife on pof FTMFW

youre doing it worng
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lol...I must be. Everyone here says try match but some of the women at work have had the same types of experiences. I think I'm gonna stay single! It's way too much work.
 
Idobehigh said:
Lmfao there are some winners on pof however I know a lot of success stories on there tho I guess give it time lol
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I sent a few "fvck off douche bag" emails and deleted my profile. It's a small pond up here in northern Canada. A long winter...brain cells are dead! LOL
 
Idobehigh said:
Lmfao there are some winners on pof however I know a lot of success stories on there tho I guess give it time lol
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I think, up here anyway, if you were looking for a quick hook up, POF would be great. You could have your choice of about 50 different guys who only care if you're breathing! Dating...not so much.

Maybe SD's right...just have to be patient but apparently, I'm not that hard up yet.
 
SpyWizard said:
its because you have to respond right away..
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Exactly. And..they might add you to their favorites so they can see when you've been online last and hit you with the "I know you were online earlier and you didn't respond to me" comments.
 
Idobehigh said:
I'm confused tho your name says caligirl but your in northern Canada maybe move back to the states lol
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I'm working on that! Been exploring a few job offers down there. We'll see.
 
-SD- said:
yes
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No, not a myth! ;)

But it's become like an urban legend or something that they all want to experience. IDK...I've been out of the game a couple years..was surprised at how many of those messages I got.
 
I'm sure you will have better luck in the states and my profile is like yours woody but mine are all ball sack pics...
 
Pof is for hook ups with no work.
Match is for a more intellectual woman that wants sex but wants it respectfully.
E harmony is for woman that want to have sex with only one man.
 
Is it called "you rape what you see"?
Or is that "you reap what you sew"?
 
Themenaremenandthesheepareneevous.com
 
Caliissuperhotandisasweetheart.com
 
lol
 
caligirl85 said:
Exactly. And..they might add you to their favorites so they can see when you've been online last and hit you with the "I know you were online earlier and you didn't respond to me" comments.
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Red flag when a complete stragner feels entitled to question you on wtf you arent answering as soon as he wants you to, controlling loser much?

goin on 4T said:
Pof is for hook ups with no work.
Match is for a more intellectual woman that wants sex but wants it respectfully.
E harmony is for woman that want to have sex with only one man.
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I think e-harmony is def for people looking for a stable partner, cali dont kill me but there is also ourtime.com

WoodyO said:
IDK, Shirlene has seen my cock pics in some pretty public places.
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Since bro code prevents me from direct access to said pictures then at least provide details :D
 
What's our time??

Ill google it but on my cell
 
could always try sugardaddies.com
 
lol, I was just going to suggest that sugardaddy site. What about christianmingle? lollolol!

There's also fitnesssingles or something like that. For people that want to meat people that say they workout.
 
POF is 99% fatties, so if you're fit you'll get blown up. I tried that place out for a couple of months and it was a disaster.

Who the hell sends a stranger an interweb message and then freaks out when they don't respond?

I did actually meet a couple of cute girls on there, but they were crazy and they were horz.
 
jnevin said:
The worst part of internet dating is just trying it out and you just get blindsided by chicks that have been doing it for years. Like it's their only way of meeting people.

And they're fat.
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"A little extra" usually means they look like they ate another person.
 
jnevin said:
Dude, an elevated camera angle usually means they're huge.

No offense to shur's avi, of course.
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jnevin said:
POF is 99% fatties, so if you're fit you'll get blown up. I tried that place out for a couple of months and it was a disaster.

Who the hell sends a stranger an interweb message and then freaks out when they don't respond?

I did actually meet a couple of cute girls on there, but they were crazy and they were horz.
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POF might as well be called POW (Pleanty of Whales) because like you said 99% were HUGE!!!!!!
 
Cali try eharmony. There is a ton of really good questions that you send each potential person, questions that are really good that I should have asked a couple other people and the men on there (usually) are (usually) legit single men looking for a serious long term relationship that is actually going somewhere.

However, online dating is way riskier than real life dating. You really have to be able to listen to your intuition. You get more than one heavy rock feeling in the pit of your stomach you gotta be able to not ignore that for the sake of finding someone.

Cali, can I ask you something? You dated anyone since the last time we spoke
 
jnevin said:
POF is 99% fatties, so if you're fit you'll get blown up. I tried that place out for a couple of months and it was a disaster.

Who the hell sends a stranger an interweb message and then freaks out when they don't respond?

I did actually meet a couple of cute girls on there, but they were crazy and they were horz.
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I had a few really rude why didn't you respond type emails. These are from grown ass men saying they are professional and educated. One was basically a go f yourself type message with that two day delay and it was ironic because his profile name was maturity-105 or something like that. Lol
 
cindylou said:
Cali try eharmony. There is a ton of really good questions that you send each potential person, questions that are really good that I should have asked a couple other people and the men on there (usually) are (usually) legit single men looking for a serious long term relationship that is actually going somewhere.

However, online dating is way riskier than real life dating. You really have to be able to listen to your intuition. You get more than one heavy rock feeling in the pit of your stomach you gotta be able to not ignore that for the sake of finding someone.

Cali, can I ask you something? You dated anyone since the last time we spoke
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No I haven't. I took a lot of time to myself and honestly the drama didn't settle down for a long time. Speaking of crazy people!!

I am not in a big rush for a relationship but thought something in between booty call and full on serious would be good! I think I'll stick to real life for now! :)
 
jnevin said:
The worst part of internet dating is just trying it out and you just get blindsided by chicks that have been doing it for years. Like it's their only way of meeting people.

And they're fat.
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Lol there's a ton of those serial daters! And what's up with people posting pics of their pets!?
 
caligirl85 said:
Lol there's a ton of those serial daters! And what's up with people posting pics of their pets!?
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Yeah, pets and kids. I guess I can understand a candid shot of someone with their kids, but solo closeups of a 5 year old will just get Mitch's attention.

Sent from my LG-P999 using EliteFitness
 
woody will have to share his own deets, I don't share personal stuffs
 
a gf of mine...a cute 25 yr old (degree, fun to hang out with, not neurotic) tried the whole match dot com thing and man does she have some hilarious fricken stories...one disaster after another..and insanely unattractive guys

so she moved to alaska, troo story
 
shirlene29 said:
a gf of mine...a cute 25 yr old (degree, fun to hang out with, not neurotic) tried the whole match dot com thing and man does she have some hilarious fricken stories...one disaster after another..and insanely unattractive guys

so she moved to alaska, troo story
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I didn't move to Alaska. :confused:

I've never been on Match.com either, but someone who posts here cheated on me with a girl or 2 he met there. Close enough? Lolol
 
I'm on one right now and I typed in slim, athletic, average...Many of these women calling themselves average look like they ate another person..They are in denial..
 
Many of these women are so ugly that I'm sure they have to work at it...I hate saying that because I don't like being judgmental, but it's true.
 
That's ALL I do. I'm an "Internet dater" at least when I can find time to quit obsessing over myself.
 
caligirl85 said:
lol...I must be. Everyone here says try match but some of the women at work have had the same types of experiences. I think I'm gonna stay single! It's way too much work.
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Match was ok but I the second go on eharmoney is proving successful if you have the time to sift through the crap on POF have at it but there is more fools gold than real gold there.
 
when I met my wife IRL, she still had her match profile up and went on a couple dates with some losers. I was also still dating a couple girls that I had met IRL. Never had an online dating profile. I looked at it once, but I was too fucking lazy to fill out all that shit. Seemed so much easier to go out and let some lucky lady take me home for the weekend.
 
Oh lord, I agreed to meet one that's at least 200lbs. She looked about 150 yesterday, but put up more pics this morning and no doubt is 200 or over. Going to have to back out. I wish they wouldn't use camera angles to look 100 lbs. slimmer.
 
iamthatiam said:
Oh lord, I agreed to meet one that's at least 200lbs. She looked about 150 yesterday, but put up more pics this morning and no doubt is 200 or over. Going to have to back out. I wish they wouldn't use camera angles to look 100 lbs. slimmer.
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Rookie, you always get definitive photos before agreeing to meet
 
None of you been "catfished" you think your talking to a certain girl and why you meet them they are completely different from the pics?
 
-SD- said:
why is that called catfished
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Let me tell you a story of the cod fish. At the turn of the century cod fish were in much demand on the east coast. News of this tasty fish spread across the country all the way to the west coast. There was however a problem. How could they get the fish across the country and still keep it fresh. They tried to freeze the fish and send it by rail, the fastest means at the time. When it was prepared it turn out to be very mushy and lacked flavor. Then someone decided to ship the fish live turning railroad cars into huge saltwater aquariums. When the cod fish arrived they were still alive but when they were prepared they were still mushy and tasteless. After studying the cod fish someone discovered that their natural enemy was the catfish. This time when the cod fish were but in the tanks they place a few catfish in with them. Those catfish chased the cod fish all the way across the country to the west coast. This time when they were prepared they were flaky and had the same flavor as they did when they were caught fresh and prepared on the east coast. You see the catfish kept the cod from becoming stale. The catfish kept them fresh. Cool story, you're welcome.
 
I'm having a hard time finding a date. My requirements are pretty simple: No fatties, no smokers, no alcoholics, no animals in the bed, and must like getting the fuck choked out of them until they orgasm.
 
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