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the.gladiator1987

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-C or D titties
-NICE ass. I love ass, I just want it all up in my face 24/7. Ive never licked a girls asshole though, but I would love to tongue fuck the fart box on a female
-not a bitch. Seriously a big one, no reason to have an attitude all the time with someone you love.
-21+
-Brunette hair - maybe blonde again but ehh idk
-Athletic. Into sports
-Christian, at least has some kind of christian background. I definitely dont want some goody good shitstick that thinks going to church makes her better than everyone else, lets get real
-WILL FOLLOW a custom workout plan I make for her, lol jk. but seriously, goes to the gym or does some kind of cardio and believes in a good diet and good health.
-On track for something with her life. Def not something my ex had, I actually need to call her car payment company and tell them where her car is since she moved and Im pretty sure it needs to get repo'd by now
-Loves to be affectionate. This is HUGE for me, i love showing and giving affection.
-goes to college or does something. id actually prefer to be the one that works and pays bills, and have a stay at home wife or a part time job or something. but i wouldnt mind if she worked full time either, just = more money!


im sure there will be more. i WILL be updating this list
 
I like big ass too bro.
 
Bro, why not just get bakemeacookie to build her for you?

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athletic does not = big ass... and don't lick that shit.. hahahahaaa

employ ability is a big plus, no need to raise another woman let her daddy keep doing it..

And here's the real secret to happiness, especially in this case.. get a vasectomy.. most insurance companies will pay for it 100% with no deductible.. and it is reversible..
 
SpyWizard said:
athletic does not = big ass... and don't lick that shit.. hahahahaaa

employ ability is a big plus, no need to raise another woman let her daddy keep doing it..

And here's the real secret to happiness, especially in this case.. get a vasectomy.. most insurance companies will pay for it 100% with no deductible.. and it is reversible..
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i might jus get a vasectomy, but im only 21

im not raisin another fuckin girlfriend, i still need to raise myself

and athletic does equal big ass when i have her pounding out 185 on ATG squats :evil:
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
-C or D titties
-NICE ass. I love ass, I just want it all up in my face 24/7. Ive never licked a girls asshole though, but I would love to tongue fuck the fart box on a female
-not a bitch. Seriously a big one, no reason to have an attitude all the time with someone you love.
-21+
-Brunette hair - maybe blonde again but ehh idk
-Athletic. Into sports
-Christian, at least has some kind of christian background. I definitely dont want some goody good shitstick that thinks going to church makes her better than everyone else, lets get real
-WILL FOLLOW a custom workout plan I make for her, lol jk. but seriously, goes to the gym or does some kind of cardio and believes in a good diet and good health.
-On track for something with her life. Def not something my ex had, I actually need to call her car payment company and tell them where her car is since she moved and Im pretty sure it needs to get repo'd by now
-Loves to be affectionate. This is HUGE for me, i love showing and giving affection.
-goes to college or does something. id actually prefer to be the one that works and pays bills, and have a stay at home wife or a part time job or something. but i wouldnt mind if she worked full time either, just = more money!


im sure there will be more. i WILL be updating this list
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never really put much importance on the bolded, but now that im getting older i definately agree with you - these should be at the top of the list
 
calveless wonder said:
No, she won't.

You sound like those retarded chicks on dating profiles who list all these absurd prerequisites and then end up fucking their local watering hole bartender.
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lololol ur right i do sound like that.....

......but i will get at least 90% of those things, i swear. And i can always persuade her to do these things and if she still wont listen then ill drop her ass bro. I didnt mean my next g/f, i meant my next g/f I kepp and actually commit to long term with
 
Look for a woman who will accept you for who you are, flaws and all, but will support you wanting to better yourself. I know lots of young ladies that get with men and start looking at them as some sort of project. They actually make a check list of things they need to change.

I think your list is a good list. It covers virtues she will need in the future.
 
just...v said:
Look for a woman who will accept you for who you are, flaws and all, but will support you wanting to better yourself. I know lots of young ladies that get with men and start looking at them as some sort of project. They actually make a check list of things they need to change.

I think your list is a good list. It covers virtues she will need in the future.
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thats a BIG one that i missed. thats really important to me.

she will also never know i take roids :artist:
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
-Brunette hair - maybe blonde again but ehh idk
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A girl leaves for a week and everything changes lol. Someone go find Glad telling me he only gets with blondes like 2 weeks ago.

Welcome to the good side. Blondes are for fun, brunettes are for relationships = truth.
 
Ass shape, hair color and tit size?! You're not going to talk to her if you don't find her physically attractive, are you? So that shit shouldn't even factor in. For heaven's sake, hair color? That changes with most girl's moods these days.

Age, ethics, intellect, shared values and goals and interests, those are the things that matter and what makes for a lasting relationship. Fall in love with someone you'd still be best friends with if they were a dude. Find someone who doesn't bore you. That you can talk to for 24 hours straight and NEVER run out of shit to say to each other.

And for pity's sake, wait 5 more years to settle down, at least.
 
AnnieFiedler said:
A girl leaves for a week and everything changes lol. Someone go find Glad telling me he only gets with blondes like 2 weeks ago.

Welcome to the good side. Blondes are for fun, brunettes are for relationships = truth.
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I like to think I'm lots of fun for being a brunette, but idk if I'm relationship material. :p
 
musclemom said:
Ass shape, hair color and tit size?! You're not going to talk to her if you don't find her physically attractive, are you? So that shit shouldn't even factor in. For heaven's sake, hair color? That changes with most girl's moods these days.

Age, ethics, intellect, shared values and goals and interests, those are the things that matter and what makes for a lasting relationship. Fall in love with someone you'd still be best friends with if they were a dude. Find someone who doesn't bore you. That you can talk to for 24 hours straight and NEVER run out of shit to say to each other.

And for pity's sake, wait 5 more years to settle down, at least.
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You always say the most insightful and honest responses. Thx
 
OK, back to topic. You need to add this to the list:

-If I have to wear a condom, she has to let me bust on her face. Let me have at least 5 seconds of gratification, will ya bitch?
 
This guy has to be a troll, no one can really be this retarded.
 
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Mr. dB said:
This guy has to be a troll, no one can really be this retarded.
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Ok guys, Ive said this before. Me and Glad are good bros in real life. He is definately not a troll, or fuckin with you head! Pretty much if hes typing it, its all the truth.

Maybe hard to believe.....still funny as hell....I laugh so hard at everyone with their e-opinions and advice on here, kills me!!
 
Very little about the actual characteristics this person has as a personality in there. Just that they are "christian" which means almost nothing to me.
 
kingsolver22 said:
Tooth is fine niggz....

....make her eat the jizz off her face though ;)
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If he can afford to whiten them, that would make a huge difference. I had normal looking teeth, but once I had them professionally whitened my smile went off the charts. It might not be something he HAS to fix, but it definitely adds a lot of points on the attractive scale.
 
nefertiti said:
If he can afford to whiten them, that would make a huge difference. I had normal looking teeth, but once I had them professionally whitened my smile went off the charts. It might not be something he HAS to fix, but it definitely adds a lot of points on the attractive scale.
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no sense spending money whitening his teeth - he smoke like a freight trane.
 
your next girlfriend is going to have a meaty cock and shes going to ram your balloon knot till you beg for mercy
 
Mr. dB said:
This guy has to be a troll, no one can really be this retarded.
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LOL! He's a young stallion, he has no idea what's really out there! I know men my age who still have lists like this.

I fit the descption to a T, but I'm not a Christian, I worship the devil and shoes! Cool? Oh yeah and I'm old enough to be your Mom!

I have a list for my perfect guy

1- He has to have no back hair
2- has to chew his own food

that's it
 
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glad u need to get on ashleymadison com and find some rich married bish with some money thats rich thatll break u off some loot for swangin some dang to her every now and then
 
blueta2 said:
LOL! He's a young stallion, he has no idea what's really out there! I know men my age who still have lists like this.

I fit the descption to a T, but I'm not a Christian, I worship the devil and shoes! Cool? Oh yeah and I'm old enough to be your Mom!

I have a list for my perfect guy

1- He has to have no back hair
2- has to chew his own food

that's it
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Damn girl, now thats a list!!
 
blueta2 said:
LOL! He's a young stallion, he has no idea what's really out there! I know men my age who still have lists like this.
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Even if it's just an internet persona, I have no tolerance at all for people with no humility.


blueta2 said:
I have a list for my perfect guy

1- He has to have no back hair
2- has to chew his own food

that's it
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Oh well, I've failed even this short list. At least I've got the chewing part down.
 
blueta2 said:
LOL! He's a young stallion, he has no idea what's really out there! I know men my age who still have lists like this.

I fit the descption to a T, but I'm not a Christian, I worship the devil and shoes! Cool? Oh yeah and I'm old enough to be your Mom!

I have a list for my perfect guy

1- He has to have no back hair
2- has to chew his own food

that's it
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You forgot
3- Has to have CASH
 
All I ABSOLUTELY need in a girlfriend are roughly 3 things

1. Great lips (good kisser)
2. Nice ass
3. Has to be witty and funny

pretty much any chick that lets say.. looks like Keri Hilson, I can possibly work with
 
Lambruh said:
All I ABSOLUTELY need in a girlfriend are roughly 3 things

1. Great lips (good kisser)
2. Nice ass
3. Has to be witty and funny

pretty much any chick that lets say.. looks like Keri Hilson, I can possibly work with
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Women? Funny? Where the fuck does that exist?
 
Women? Funny? Where the fuck does that exist?
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It's rare because hot chicks aren't use to developing social values in their personality. The best girls to date are ones that were fatties growing up that then blossomed into athletic sexy butterflies in their 20's

Funny, not meaning silly "tee hee hee I slipped" but like a girl that can give witty sarcasm/imitate people. A girl that can take any situation you're in and make some type of hilarious analogy of it off the top of her head, improv everything. Keeper
 
blueta2 said:
LOL! He's a young stallion, he has no idea what's really out there! I know men my age who still have lists like this.

I fit the descption to a T, but I'm not a Christian, I worship the devil and shoes! Cool? Oh yeah and I'm old enough to be your Mom!

I have a list for my perfect guy

1- He has to have no back hair
2- has to chew his own food

that's it
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I have been talking to a girl from my high school that was/is an absolute beauty. High school queen, angelic and very picky with boys. She is about go get a divorce and ask if I had any friends. This was her list:

1) 50's (not our age 40's)
2) solvent (not rich)
3) not fat
4) likes to travel

What a change.
 
nefertiti said:
If he can afford to whiten them, that would make a huge difference. I had normal looking teeth, but once I had them professionally whitened my smile went off the charts. It might not be something he HAS to fix, but it definitely adds a lot of points on the attractive scale.
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Word on the PM circuit is that you could cut keys with his teeth.
 
Here's all you really need in a woman (assuming you are attracted to her):

1) Be sweet
2) Give it up a lot

That's pretty much it.
 
billfred said:
I have been talking to a girl from my high school that was/is an absolute beauty. High school queen, angelic and very picky with boys. She is about go get a divorce and ask if I had any friends. This was her list:

1) 50's (not our age 40's)
2) solvent (not rich)
3) not fat
4) likes to travel

What a change.
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really? I bet she wants them to chew their own food also, but forgot to add it!
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
lololol ur right i do sound like that.....

......but i will get at least 90% of those things, i swear. And i can always persuade her to do these things and if she still wont listen then ill drop her ass bro. I didnt mean my next g/f, i meant my next g/f I kepp and actually commit to long term with
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the concept of ideals/qualifications for a partner is horseshit and living in la la land.

obviously, everyone has preferences and there's certain core values you look for in a person. there's obviously things that are deal breakers. But having a long fuckin list of specific shit is just completely limiting your chances of meeting anybody.

ask yourself this....how many girls are actually like you describe?

How many are in your area?

How many are in your age group?

What are the chances you actually cross paths with them?

What are the chances you have a successful conversation with them?

will she even be attracted to you both physically and mentally?


the list goes on and on. dream girls/guys are just that. dreams. you meet who you meet and that's it. if you click, you click.

it's not about lists and fuckin resumes
 
calveless wonder said:
the concept of ideals/qualifications for a partner is horseshit and living in la la land.

obviously, everyone has preferences and there's certain core values you look for in a person. there's obviously things that are deal breakers. But having a long fuckin list of specific shit is just completely limiting your chances of meeting anybody.

ask yourself this....how many girls are actually like you describe?

How many are in your area?

How many are in your age group?

What are the chances you actually cross paths with them?

What are the chances you have a successful conversation with them?

will she even be attracted to you both physically and mentally?


the list goes on and on. dream girls/guys are just that. dreams. you meet who you meet and that's it. if you click, you click.

it's not about lists and fuckin resumes
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I will have to narrow the list down but there are plenty of girls out there with what I described, ima be famous one day anyway so it will be a lot easier for me. Bitches will be comin to me

i just realized it aint about looks anymore, of course i want my girl to look beautiful but she doesnt gotta be jessica alba
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
I will have to narrow the list down but there are plenty of girls out there with what I described, ima be famous one day anyway so it will be a lot easier for me. Bitches will be comin to me

i just realized it aint about looks anymore, of course i want my girl to look beautiful but she doesnt gotta be jessica alba
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actually, after looking at the list again, it's not that outrageous aside from the physical part. i don't know if you changed it/shortened it,but a lot of those are just core values that you look for. and that's good

so yeah, nothing wrong with that. i retract most of what i said
 
calveless wonder said:
actually, after looking at the list again, it's not that outrageous aside from the physical part. i don't know if you changed it/shortened it,but a lot of those are just core values that you look for. and that's good

so yeah, nothing wrong with that. i retract most of what i said
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duly noted brah. fuck as long as my bitch doesnt cheat on me were good

i didnt change it at all BTW :biggrin:
 
I remember going on Match.com for awhile.

I remember reading all these different women's criteria for what they wanted in a man.

It honestly made me laugh.

Even ladies that were at best a 6 or 7 had pretty tall orders.

What typical interwebz woman wants:

Man, Tall, athletic, wears nice clothes, owns a home or has the money to do so, makes X money, has a car(preferably something shiny over 40k) is super nice, genuine, loving, honest, with abit of bad boy to them, but not so much they can't be tamed or housebroken, loves little annoying fuckin dogs, is metro groomed, can cook cuz she can't, has traveled the world abit, interested in politics(ugh) has a fat dick and can punch through brick walls.

Ok, maybe I'm exagerating a little, but not much.

I stopped having a list awhile ago because it's dumb.
 
ghettostudmuffin said:
I remember going on Match.com for awhile.

I remember reading all these different women's criteria for what they wanted in a man.

It honestly made me laugh.

Even ladies that were at best a 6 or 7 had pretty tall orders.

What typical interwebz woman wants:

Man, Tall, athletic, wears nice clothes, owns a home or has the money to do so, makes X money, has a car(preferably something shiny over 40k) is super nice, genuine, loving, honest, with abit of bad boy to them, but not so much they can't be tamed or housebroken, loves little annoying fuckin dogs, is metro groomed, can cook cuz she can't, has traveled the world abit, interested in politics(ugh) has a fat dick and can punch through brick walls.

Ok, maybe I'm exagerating a little, but not much.

I stopped having a list awhile ago because it's dumb.
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It is dumb! But most men go on these single sites just looking for the "woman du jour" and really don't even care what they look like.
They only want to fill their lonliness and desperation so they ignore the lists and tell the women what they want to hear.
My friend has a profile up on Match with no picture and men asked to meet her not even knowing what she looks like! ugh! LOSERS!!!!!!

Single sites used to be good, now they = loserville!
 
blueta2 said:
It is dumb! But most men go on these single sites just looking for the "woman du jour" and really don't even care what they look like.
They only want to fill their lonliness and desperation so they ignore the lists and tell the women what they want to hear.
My friend has a profile up on Match with no picture and men asked to meet her not even knowing what she looks like! ugh! LOSERS!!!!!!

Single sites used to be good, now they = loserville!
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lol @ my friend.
 
Glad, love ya bro, but thinking you're gonna be famous one day is kinda stretchin it imo.

You got a good physique and you have personality. If I had to compare you to someone in the media spotlight I would have to use "the situation" guy or something along those lines.

Dude is rich now, but even people that don't like the guy have to admit he is charming as hell and has alot of charisma.

I'd have to see you on camera to see what ya got, but that guy really only had a decent body(not countin his face with the huge snoz) and charisma. If you don't possess that kind of charisma and media savy what else do you have that you think is gonna make ya famous?
 
LOL @ The Situation having a decent body. You can find hundreds of guys that look like that in any gym across America.
 
No shit.

That doesn't stop it from being a true statement.

It's not like I said the guy has the best body or the perfect body.

He was in the right place at the right time and did the right things. I don't even really give a shit about the guy, but I had to use someone as a reference point.

Blueta2, comparing Glad to Jennifer Hudson is hilarious.
 
I'm not saying he doesn't, what I'm saying is there's a million other guys that look just like him, so why does he tout his body as being elite?
 
uamaverick said:
I'm not saying he doesn't, what I'm saying is there's a million other guys that look just like him, so why does he tout his body as being elite?
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He may tout his body as being elite because hes became famous and a baller of looking/acting the way he does. Its given him an ego the size of his inflated arms. Sure there are thousands of guys that have BETTER bodies than "the situation" but how many are famous. Or better yet, how many get paid to go to clubs and lift up their shirt to get the wimmenz all hott and bothered. Right not many.
 
Exactly. The guy has mad charisma which is why I can't hate on the dude.

There are probably a million guys walking around the usa alone with a better body and face, but to have that kind of charisma, mixed with ego and charm and to make it work in the harsh ass glare of the media spotlight takes a certain level of star power that most of us just don't possess in reality.

I give the guy props.
 
kingsolver22 said:
He may tout his body as being elite because hes became famous and a baller of looking/acting the way he does. Its given him an ego the size of his inflated arms. Sure there are thousands of guys that have BETTER bodies than "the situation" but how many are famous. Or better yet, how many get paid to go to clubs and lift up their shirt to get the wimmenz all hott and bothered. Right not many.
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Yeah but that's why I don't understand it. Why would you base your marketability on something that's only above average? I'm not saying the dude looks bad, but I just find it strange.
 
uamaverick said:
Yeah but that's why I don't understand it. Why would you base your marketability on something that's only above average? I'm not saying the dude looks bad, but I just find it strange.
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Lets see if I can explain this....

They are not basing it off his physical attributes. They base it off the "star" factor that hes embodied from this "jersey shore" craze. The public like to see/hear/meet people they see on TV simple as that. Look at snooky she looks like a short fat little piggy yet shes famous and people pay her for SHIT, they want to meet her, etc. Shes WAYYYY below average IMO.

HAHA to tell you the truth I dunno wtf we are even talking about anymore.....gnite
 
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