My Mom Craves Huge Cock

[Obnoxious White Guy]

things you should not say out loud at work....what are some others?...i lowered my adderall dose (just 300 mgs a day now) and don't want to get in trouble...

 

[bwood]

i hope you mean 30mg???

 

[WODIN]

My cousine deb has banged more guys than houston! Wanna see the tapes?

 

[bwood]

houston rocks...

i'd still hit that shit...

 

[HappyScrappy]

I always get in trouble for saying shit too loud, and since I'm at a new job, I am trying to be good.
I walked in to the office today after a group of us were coming back from picking up lunch and as I opened the door I was mid conversation and I yelled "DRUMS!" and all of these people turned to look. I just smiled and waved and kept walking.
drums it is.

generally speaking though, elderly porn, sex with anyone or anything, pedophilia, necrophilia, and any genital skin conditions are things to be quiet about.
also, since I work at a place that deals with many different kinds of drugs, it is bad to point out that you happen to know a whole lot about any particular one of them. I just have to pretend that I've never heard of them and then sit there listening to shit I already know.
word.

 

[argent]

I agree, stay away from elderly sex, bestiality, sex with inanimate objects etc.

 

[HappyScrappy]

also, it is bad to walk up to people in the office, grab their wrist, and then yank their hand/fist up to your eye level - then announcing "oh shit yeah, I could totally fit this in my ass"
then throwing their hand down and moving on to the next person.

 

[Mysterio]

I was going to say something but I just forgot.

 

[The Ranger]

Go up to a fellow worker and put your fingers under their nose and say,"Smell this!"

Once they do, just look at them and smile," Don't you hate it when your fingers break through the toilet paper?"

Ranger

 

[Ffactor]

I'll make sure I put her on my list of mothers I'd like to fuck.