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hamstershaver

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is to get on the jerry springer show and have two topless plump tatooed women fighting it out over me on national tv. Id die a happy man then. Best show ever.
 
hes serious too
 
How much does the job pay? I have tatoos , I have 5 One you can see in my avatar, and 4 more We could get Soklueles to be the other woman and maybe even get Gymgirl in on it , we can pretend to fight and pull each others close off, If the price was right, what about you guys what do you think?
 
Well, the girls that fight over you have to have southern accents so I suggest sweetnes11 and soklueles. Make sure a breast pops out at least twice during the fight.
 
sweetnes11 said:
How much does the job pay? I have tatoos , I have 5 One you can see in my avatar, and 4 more We could get Soklueles to be the other woman and maybe even get Gymgirl in on it , we can pretend to fight and pull each others close off, If the price was right, what about you guys what do you think?
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GG and I already have our own Jerry Springer plot goin' on here in Michigan.

:D
 
LOL I don't think that would be hard to do , of course we are from tN so we have to wear short shorts and skimpy little shirts and you know how I feel about bras so I wont have one on lol
 
Well, it wasn't on Springer but I have had a cat fight over me before... ok well at least in my fondest dreams... :D.
 
Athos said:


Honey, I'm havin your internet baby.

There's a chair empty for a mom.
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I thought you were the father on the last fourof my kids and were mad cause I just found myself another white trash man for you to have sex with while I watch??
 
sweetnes11 said:
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LOL how would that one work out ? I am a little confused
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Well. first we'd have to hook up somewhere halfway between Tennessee and Michigan. Then we'd have to have mad passionate animal sex several times until the little sgiggly athoses with tails found their way home sweetness home...

eight months later, you get a telephone call from Steve the security guy.

Me ,you and Gymgurl fly to Chicago.

Next day, two pregnant moms fight over a loser like me on National TV. Teeth optional.

After the show, we all move into a trailer in Alabama.

When the babies are born, you take a shotgun and out of jealousy, send GG to her maker. You are arrested of course and leave me to raise the internet love children alone in the trailer park after Johnny Cochran fails miserably ( the leather corset fit so there was no acquit).

I'll still love ya baby and we'll have congical visit prison sex for the next twenty to life.

The End.
 
Gymgurl said:
I thought you were the father on the last fourof my kids and were mad cause I just found myself another white trash man for you to have sex with while I watch??
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I'm not gonna even entertain that!

I do kitty only and stop watching gay porn.
 
Athos said:


Well. first we'd have to hook up somewhere halfway between Tennessee and Michigan. Then we'd have to have mad passionate animal sex several times until the little sgiggly athoses with tails found their way home sweetness home...

eight months later, you get a telephone call from Steve the security guy.

Me ,you and Gymgurl fly to Chicago.

Next day, two pregnant moms fight over a loser like me on National TV. Teeth optional.

After the show, we all move into a trailer in Alabama.

When the babies are born, you take a shotgun and out of jealousy, send GG to her maker. You are arrested of course and leave me to raise the internet love children alone in the trailer park after Johnny Cochran fails miserably ( the leather corset fit so there was no acquit).

I'll still love ya baby and we'll have congical visit prison sex for the next twenty to life.

The End. [/QUOT


LMAO that is to funny , I will give you karma for that one when I get some Karma is what I mean
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sweetnes11 said:
LMAO that is to funny , I will give you karma for that one when I get some Karma is what I mean [/B]
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Karma?

We don't need no stinking karma.

We need to get to it before the start of the ratings sweep.
 
SoKlueles said:
I want to know if Athos still wants me to move to Michigan? Or is he in love with gg now?
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GG's happily married.

I want you with an animalistic passion.
 
SoKlueles said:
athos..that isnt saying much for me now is it?? youd do anything.....now my self esteem sucks again
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Your esteem is safe, SK.

GG's two dogs a both male and I'm not gay.
 
sweetnes11 said:
ok I guess I am out of the trailer park? Soklueles is taking my place ........Sniff sniff
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No wait!!!!

I can't handle three...it would kill me.


MOMMY!!!!
 
well that would qualify as a foursome.....well you can just come over to my place for one on one action lol
 
SoKlueles said:
Ditto....oh how bout in the pool too???
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We'll give it a shot.

The pool is mostly good for oral.

Water has a tendency to diminish lubrication.

Trust me...you'll need all the lubrication that you can muster.
 
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