My first fight tomorrow

[Stillskinny]

One of my main reasons for bodybuilding is revenge, and to do that i needed to gain substantial weight and strength. After gaining 40lbs and a huge boost in strength (160lb bench, 220lb squat, 200lb dead), its now time to test out my strength. This kid name John, back when i was a freshman, took advantage of my small size to push me around (he was 170lbs and still is 170lbs 18% bodyfat or more). in class he would constantly throw paper at the back of my head, and in the halls he would push me against my lockers. The continuous humiliation hes put me through made me snap which led to a brutal fight outside of school. unfortunately standing up for myself at 120lbs wasnt a good idea and i got my ass handed to me. But 2 years later im back at 160lbs and im ready to seek him out tomorrow, and pound that son of a bitch with my fists.

Any tips would be greatly appreciated.

 

[p0ink]

yeah - felony assault charges wont get you far in life.

 

[PBR]

youre on the wrong site my friend...
let alone the wrong forum...

best of luck with your new found body weight and substantial lifts.

 

[Stillskinny]

youre on the wrong site my friend...
let alone the wrong forum...

best of luck with your new found body weight and substantial lifts.

thanks and sorry for posting in the wrong place. can someone help me delete this then.

 

[palehorse51]

sorry to inform you that size isnt everything in a fight. He may weather your undisciplined storm and when you tire pound the living shit out of you. I hope you have been working on your boxing, wrestling and jiu jitsu as well as lifting weights.....good luck!

 

[Stillskinny]

sorry to inform you that size isnt everything in a fight. He may weather your undisciplined storm and when you tire pound the living shit out of you. I hope you have been working on your boxing, wrestling and jiu jitsu as well as lifting weights.....good luck!

i have not been working on any form of fighting style, some scrapping with my friends is all. my cardio is terrible as ive completely ignored it because my main goal was to gain weight and i think that is whats going to make or break me tomorrow.

 

[heatherrae]

ah, that is sad. The best revenge is living well.

 

[samoth]

What good is getting expelled or suspended gonna do?

With power comes responsibility... use your physique to... umm... better mankind or something. Yeah. I got nothin'.

 

[krishna]

Must be horrible to let that hatred fester inside of you for 2 years. People can be cruel bro, but you gotta love yourself and forget about it. Besides, he's still 10 lbs heavier than you. What makes you think you can take him this time? And if you lose again? Oh man!

 

[Stillskinny]

am i being immature in this sitatuation?

 

[heatherrae]

What good is getting expelled or suspended gonna do?

With power comes responsibility... use your physique to... umm... better mankind or something. Yeah. I got nothin'.

Gee, thanks Ward Cleaver. That was helpful. LOL.

 

[Subzeero]

Maybe you are not ready yet to take revenge.

When you are ready, there will be no need for retaliation. This road of angst you took will lead you to a good place, you wouldn't want to leave.

If you are still doing it tomorrow, i think you will still struggle. I am almost certain that your size has become a liability. But good luck anyways.

 

[samoth]

Next time the guy talks shit, just flash a double biceps and walk away laughing with a girl on each arm.

 

[palehorse51]

i have not been working on any form of fighting style, some scrapping with my friends is all. my cardio is terrible as ive completely ignored it because my main goal was to gain weight and i think that is whats going to make or break me tomorrow.

Bro, trust me. Start crosstraining along with your weight training.Cardio is VERY important in a fight!!!Start training in Kick Boxing, wrestling, Brazilian jiu jitsu. Find a MMA school or club in your area, keep lifting. And over time, after you actually become a good fighter, you wont want to fight anymore. You will learn humility from the real badasses in your fight club from sweating together, bleeding together and getting your ass kicked.

Listen, if you go off half cocked tomorrow and get your ass handed to you, it could ruin you mentally forever!!

Also, never fight when there are witnesses. Unless your life is in danger.

 

[Subzeero]

Next time the guy talks shit, just flash a double biceps and walk away laughing with a girl on each arm.

lol, i was a security guard at some event, and there were other inhouse(private) security gaurds around. They were all hot shots and stuff.

This girl worked in a dental office... we were fuck buddies.

I walk her out to her car, and one of those gaurds yell, "hey man, look at me, i got two and you got only one." With chicks under his arms.

I yelled back, "Mine just gave me a blowjob!" And it was true, we just had a short session in her office.

That shut em up, and all the girls flushed red!

lol.

 

[Stillskinny]

Bro, trust me. Start crosstraining along with your weight training.Cardio is VERY important in a fight!!!Start training in Kick Boxing, wrestling, Brazilian jiu jitsu. Find a MMA school or club in your area, keep lifting. And over time, after you actually become a good fighter, you wont want to fight anymore. You will learn humility from the real badasses in your fight club from sweating together, bleeding together and getting your ass kicked.

Listen, if you go off half cocked tomorrow and get your ass handed to you, it could ruin you mentally forever!!

Also, never fight when there are witnesses. Unless your life is in danger.

i can last about 2-3 minutes, that aint enough is it...

 

[Subzeero]

i can last about 2-3 minutes, that aint enough is it...

10 seconds is enough if you know what you are doing. But you are not ready. That guy is right. Just don't embarrase yourself.

 

[Stillskinny]

well after a long thought and the many opinions I've been given here, I've decided to not go for the fight tomorrow. ive realized that

1. my cardio is terrible
2. I'm not that big
3. i have limited experience in fighting


Yeah ill still be pissed off whenever i see him in the halls or in class (he doesn't push me around anymore, but still runs his mouth all the time), but hopefully by the time i AM ready to fight, ill be mature enough to not. but thanks guys, you really changed my mind about things.

 

[palehorse51]

i can last about 2-3 minutes, that aint enough is it...

Fighting is the most exhausting thing you can do. Mostly because the untrained hold their breath in a fight. They shoot their wad right away with a huge flurry. then the adrenaline fades and you are done.

Trust me I was huge(260 12% bodyfat) when I began Brazilian jiu jitsu. I worked at Golds Gym and all I did was lift with local Amature bodybuilding contest winners. I got into jiu jitsu and I would throw the little guys around for about 30 seconds, they would "weather the storm" then triangle choke me or armbar me from the bottom. It was a real eye opener. 7 years later and I still cant get enough of it or kickboxing. all the guys in those clubs are badasses and they are the nicest guys ive ever met.

Weight training is great, but it is anerobic when done with high weights, low reps.It does not condition you for a fight unless it is done the right way. It took me awile to retrain my body to use oxygen more efficiently. CROSSTRAIN!!!!

 

[jackangel]

maybe he'll kick your ass again and renew your motivation to lift for the next 2 years.

 

[Stillskinny]

Fighting is the most exhausting thing you can do. Mostly because the untrained hold their breath in a fight. They shoot their wad right away with a huge flurry. then the adrenaline fades and you are done.

Trust me I was huge(260 12% bodyfat) when I began Brazilian jiu jitsu. I worked at Golds Gym and all I did was lift with local Amature bodybuilding contest winners. I got into jiu jitsu and I would throw the little guys around for about 30 seconds, they would "weather the storm" then triangle choke me or armbar me from the bottom. It was a real eye opener. Now I cant get enough of it or kickboxing. all the guys in thoses clubs are badasses and they are the nicest guys ive ever met.

Weight training is great, but it is anerobic when done with high weights, low reps.It does not condition you for a fight unless it is done the right way. It took me awile to retrain my body to use oxygen more efficiently. CROSSTRAIN!!!!

i actually thought size determined the outcome of a fight, with a few exceptions. thanks i never knew that. btw is there a way to learn MMA without actually going into a school for it? i live in canada and their is no form of MMA school, but we have plenty karate, wushu, taikwando, and self defence schools which IMO seem really pointless.

 

[muscelove]

most fights last one minute tops. I know how you feel. Revenge is great. I kick myself in the ass for the times i never took revenge. It gives closure to something that makes your blood boil when you think about it. fight dirty. Kick in the balls poke the eyes. Just dont kill him or paralyze him. Whatever you do keep up posted.

 

[Stillskinny]

maybe he'll kick your ass again and renew your motivation to lift for the next 2 years.

haha honest to god, that was my motivation for a very long time, and also this other girl. btw im not going to fight him anymore for reasons posted on 1st page.

 

[palehorse51]

i actually thought size determined the outcome of a fight, with a few exceptions. thanks i never knew that. btw is there a way to learn MMA without actually going into a school for it? i live in canada and their is no form of MMA school, but we have plenty karate, wushu, taikwando, and self defence schools which IMO seem really pointless.

Dont get me wrong, If a strong guy goes up against a little guy and they both have the same level of fighting skill, of course the stronger guy will win. no exceptions. you can find a mma school in canada. Ever heard of jean st. pierre??? baddass canadian. or get some dvds and trainwith your buddies. keep liftin too.

 

[NickyE3]

hope u dont get worked

 

[thefantom1]

I think this is the dumbest thread I have ever seen in my internet career........

 

[EnderJE]

Ah to be young again....

 

[blut wump]

You need more Zen. Learn to respect the sound of one fist thumping.

If you really want to do something constructive, sit down with the guy over lunch. Ask him why he behaves like such a dick to everyone. You might each come away richer from the experience.

 

[stosstruppe]

This is great. Now he'll have a bigger target to hit when he pulls out a knife or 9mm and puts you in A & E or worse.

 

[AAP]

well after a long thought and the many opinions I've been given here, I've decided to not go for the fight tomorrow. ive realized that

1. my cardio is terrible
2. I'm not that big
3. i have limited experience in fighting


Yeah ill still be pissed off whenever i see him in the halls or in class (he doesn't push me around anymore, but still runs his mouth all the time), but hopefully by the time i AM ready to fight, ill be mature enough to not. but thanks guys, you really changed my mind about things.

LOL this little bitch is going to stew in his frustration another six years until he is "ready enough" to fight.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Since this is planned ahead of time there is no reason this should not be recorded.

Give a friend a camcorder and then post it up for us to see afterwards.

 

[needtogetaas]

maybe he'll kick your ass again and renew your motivation to lift for the next 2 years.

lmao.


really no amount of size is going to help you if you cant take a punch.I have known a lot of big guys that have never lost a fight because they never got hit.then they get into a fight with a guy that can take punches with them and they get there fucking ass kicked.once you can learn how to take a few blast to the face and not bat a eye lash then you can be a tuff guy.any one can win a one punch fight.real fighters can get there ass beat yet still win the fight.if you can take pain then your better of not fighting at all.

 

[AAP]

He gonna spend the next years adding more mass and mastering various forms of martial arts, go see John and John will shoot his ass and the state will claim it is self defense and John is free to go.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I heard John bangs dude's girlfriend in the gym class lockeroom on a weekly basis.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

If I were you and you suck at fighting, try for the double leg or single leg take down. Just go for a leg and shoot him backwards till he falls on the ground, Then when he is down, make sure to get your legs over his torso. Then just pound his face a bit till he quits.

 

[slat1]

Don't bother fighting the guy.
Keep working out.
Learn how to eat properly.
Study boxing or karate.
Have sex with tons of women. Thats right. Just have sex with all of them all the time.
You will forget about the guy. He will be nothing to you. The reality is he is nothing already.

 

[ksharp01]

IMO, it takes a bigger man to just let it be and walk away.

 

[The Shadow]

I hope you dont think that "gym" strength translates into real world, practical street fight prowess....

Let it go until he provokes you again

 

[alien amp pharm]

Pull a bikinimom and go tell on him

 

[gonelifting]

Didn't read past the 3rd post.

If you want to get back at the guy who bullyed you, bang his girlfriend and give her the best orgasms she's ever had in her life. Make it so good, that she'll tell him straight out that she wants to dump him for you because of the sex. Trust me, that is better than any beating you can give a guy.

And you'll have good sex too. lol

 

[Dunk]

Any tips would be greatly appreciated.

Sweep the leg...

http://i7.tinypic.com/2iuf30j.jpg

 

[seaking420]

Sweep the leg...

http://i7.tinypic.com/2iuf30j.jpg

lmfao

 

[NickyE3]

possible curb stomping action?

 

[digimon7068]

ah, that is sad. The best revenge is living well.

if only it were that simple. . .guys gotta pwn other guys once in a while. . .i don't make up the rules, i just have to live with them. . .

 

[the_clockwork]

i can last about 2-3 minutes, that aint enough is it...

I usually last 1-2 minutes and my girlfriend calls me a pussy.. but that isn't fighting that is sex so I think they are both bad

 

[gonelifting]

I hope you get your ass kicked to Mr. Olympia!


Schedule more fights.

 

[slat1]

Didn't read past the 3rd post.

If you want to get back at the guy who bullyed you, bang his girlfriend and give her the best orgasms she's ever had in her life. Make it so good, that she'll tell him straight out that she wants to dump him for you because of the sex. Trust me, that is better than any beating you can give a guy.

And you'll have good sex too. lol

Its true!

 

[HiDnGoD]

if only it were that simple. . .guys gotta pwn other guys once in a while. . .i don't make up the rules, i just have to live with them. . .

Sooooooo true.
I'd learn to channel it to something else, though. Comas are tough on the physique

 

[vansmack2000]

If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal.

.. I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

 

[muscelove]

If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal.

.. I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Spoken by a true badass
Jimmy Dalton


Anyway kid howd u make out. U get beat or what

 

[jerkbox]

haha honest to god, that was my motivation for a very long time, and also this other girl. btw im not going to fight him anymore for reasons posted on 1st page.

you're gonna kick some girls ass too?


that's fucked up dude

 

[biteme]

If I were you and you suck at fighting, try for the double leg or single leg take down. Just go for a leg and shoot him backwards till he falls on the ground, Then when he is down, make sure to get your legs over his torso. Then just pound his face a bit till he quits.

A guy tried that on me once in a nightclub. I embarrassed the hell out of him, by trapping his head between my legs and jumping up and down to give him red ears, I then began pounding him on the back of the head until the bouncers came and I let him go.

 

[rollindirty]

One of my main reasons for bodybuilding is revenge, and to do that i needed to gain substantial weight and strength. After gaining 40lbs and a huge boost in strength (160lb bench, 220lb squat, 200lb dead), its now time to test out my strength. This kid name John, back when i was a freshman, took advantage of my small size to push me around (he was 170lbs and still is 170lbs 18% bodyfat or more). in class he would constantly throw paper at the back of my head, and in the halls he would push me against my lockers. The continuous humiliation hes put me through made me snap which led to a brutal fight outside of school. unfortunately standing up for myself at 120lbs wasnt a good idea and i got my ass handed to me. But 2 years later im back at 160lbs and im ready to seek him out tomorrow, and pound that son of a bitch with my fists.

Any tips would be greatly appreciated.

I you

 

[biteme]

IMO, it takes a bigger man to just let it be and walk away.

That's just something that cowards say. lol

 

[Sub-Zero]

dont fight him but dont let him talk shit, your gettin bigger, so next time he runs his mouth tell him to fuck himself and your gunna give him the aids you cought from his mom

just say stupid 3rd grade insults with confidence and just ignore what he says and say stupid stuff like call him fag.

guaranteed he will either get bored and shut up, or shove u, and then u wont have to deal with assault.

never go looking to hit a guy, let them be the starter

 

[biteme]

This story reminds me of when I was 11 years old and my best friend and I were the toughest kids on the block in our age group. We had a bunch of friends that would get together and play football and stuff nearly everyday. One day, he embarrassed me by pushing me off my bike and sitting on top of me. His older brother and brother's friends told him to do it. I was too scared to fight back because of the older kids, so I went home and cried.... I waited for my revenge. One day while playing football, we got into an argument and I beaned him in the head with the football. He went into a rage and was crying and starting chasing me. We ended up in my house in the living room, duking it out. It was a draw... I definitely felt good about taking revenge.

 

[mountain muscle]

This story reminds me of when I was 11 years old and my best friend and I were the toughest kids on the block in our age group. We had a bunch of friends that would get together and play football and stuff nearly everyday. One day, he embarrassed me by pushing me off my bike and sitting on top of me. His older brother and brother's friends told him to do it. I was too scared to fight back because of the older kids, so I went home and cried.... I waited for my revenge. One day while playing football, we got into an argument and I beaned him in the head with the football. He went into a rage and was crying and starting chasing me. We ended up in my house in the living room, duking it out. It was a draw... I definitely felt good about taking revenge.

LOL Biteme. I used to hang out with my brother and his buddies that were 3 years older. We were playing baseball and the bully of the group started picking on me and pushed me down. I found the sharpest rock I could and tagged him in the back of the head. He got stitches and I got left alone by him after that. Took me hitting one of the other friends with the side of a snow shovel and the other in the stomach with a putter before everyone left me alone. I was always a wild little kid.

 

[MOmedic]

Dude, sleep with his girl and send him a pic. Then he'll come to you for his ass kickin'!

 

[H_T_]

stick your finger in his eye as far as it will go. then bite him. you'll earn a psycho label and will never be fucked with again. guaranteed.

 

[THE GOOD SUN]

I think this is the dumbest thread I have ever seen in my internet career........

OMG!!! ...THANK YOU!!!!!



...skinny, you are such a homosexual!

 

[sardonicone]

am i being immature in this sitatuation?

I'll take fuck yes, you moron, for 800 Alex.

 

[H_T_]

you'll only slightly amuse the ignorant dickheads who stop to watch momentarily. that's your accomplishment.

 

[sardonicone]

A guy tried that on me once in a nightclub. I embarrassed the hell out of him, by trapping his head between my legs and jumping up and down to give him red ears, I then began pounding him on the back of the head until the bouncers came and I let him go.

SO, in other words, he didn't know what he was doing?

 

[H_T_]

the visual is priceless....omfg.

 

[Littleceasars]

I'll take fuck yes, you moron, for 800 Alex.

According to the TOS you agreed to, you are limited to using that Jeopardy joke to once per 60 day period.
See line 14b-a on the restriction
You clearly violated said rule with just recently using the "I'll take shitty bands for 400$, Alex" in regards to myspace.
This grievious violation has now been moved to the secret mod thinktank where your fate will be discussed.
If you would like to be privy about the discussions about you, you need only file a simple lawsuit in the state where EF is incorporated and ask for discovery documents of all communique as per Federal law that corporations can no longer delete or remove, electronic emails, PM's and such which can prove conspiracy in the wake of Enron and other corporations.
I mean think of it, with a simple subpoena, since you work in a law office sardi, you can have access to every PM ever sent on this software and they can't delete it without violation of US law.
At least of the de facto employees or volunteers here

 

[SgtSlaughter]

I don't like people like you, that have the: "Oh, i'll get big and can do whatever the fuck I want now" attitude.

Some of my "friends" have said that... thankfully they stick to the beer and fastfood diet.

I hope you don't have to learn the hard way, kid.

 

[sardonicone]

According to the TOS you agreed to, you are limited to using that Jeopardy joke to once per 60 day period.
See line 14b-a on the restriction
You clearly violated said rule with just recently using the "I'll take shitty bands for 400$, Alex" in regards to myspace.
This grievious violation has now been moved to the secret mod thinktank where your fate will be discussed.
If you would like to be privy about the discussions about you, you need only file a simple lawsuit in the state where EF is incorporated and ask for discovery documents of all communique as per Federal law that corporations can no longer delete or remove, electronic emails, PM's and such which can prove conspiracy in the wake of Enron and other corporations.
I mean think of it, with a simple subpoena, since you work in a law office sardi, you can have access to every PM ever sent on this software and they can't delete it without violation of US law.
At least of the de facto employees or volunteers here

I can't keep track of all the alters around here. Whose is this one?

 

[Littleceasars]

I can't keep track of all the alters around here. Whose is this one?