My ex is purposely trying to induce her labor early

[just...v]

nah, it's cuz you're mexican

Lol and what does that mean?

 

[just...v]

haha thinking about it

Hey, hey, now.




Wait till the baby is born, then dump that bitch in a lake.

 

[lartinos]

This just gets messier and messier. Too bad Mtv isn't following you.

 

[nangiggles]

march of dimes has a late term preemie write up that is pretty interesting

one of mine was born at 35 weeks (5lbs 8oz), last one at 37 weeks (7 lbs even)
a preemie is terrifying, they're skinny, they have jaundice, they don't eat correctly because they're too tired to
my 35 weeker has issues with her eyesight (bifocals since she was 8)

evening primrose oil will only improve whats called a bishop score and won't induce labor on its own..matter of fact...drugs made for the purpose don't even generally work very well on a first time mother

I don't know why no one has said it but uhh..is it possible shes throwing this out there so when she goes into labor on her real due date (an earlier date) you won't be suspicious and realize its REALLY not yours?

other side of the coin...my dr is planning a 37 week induction because I have severe SPD and tend to make nice sized babies...but that only happens if they feel the baby is good sized and in good shape to handle it and I respond favorably to induction

Exactly! it's all a cover up to excuse the hatching even earlier....

 

[canadianhitman]

I don't know why no one has said it but uhh..is it possible shes throwing this out there so when she goes into labor on her real due date (an earlier date) you won't be suspicious and realize its REALLY not yours?

Holy shit...never even thought of that. You are sharp.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

I would also like to add that she would always kiss me with her eyes open, wtf is that lol. i didnt feel a connecion with this bish after about 2 weeks of being with her

Would also like to add that she used to say "ill be so pissed if the baby has brown hair and brown eyes" Her and her mom would team up and talk shit and her mom was actually telling hella people she'd be pissed

 

[puddlemonkey]

Holy shit...never even thought of that. You are sharp.

she's female therefor scandalous by nature



I mean we're talking about a woman that got pregnant with an IUD in

 

[puddlemonkey]

she used to say "ill be so pissed if the baby has brown hair and brown eyes"

tell Hitler to settle down

 

[jnevin]

I wanted to induce labor early too...I BEGGED my doctor to induce early. Then I tried to give a false BP reading when he said no.

I would bet that she probaby does not want to put the baby in danger..how many weeks is she? At 37 weeks let her try different things..quit being so judgemental..you have not carried this baby or had any responsibility yet as far as this baby is concerned. I say this w/ love glad.

Everyone has a little captain in them.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

How do we know he hasnt made all this shit up? I mean sure, of course we would believe he knocked some broad up and isnt sure if it is even his based on his laundry list of stupid shit he's done. I'm calling this one a mason jar...... (anyone get the reference?)

I wish you were right bro....for glads sake.

Glad I have an idea, I need to start video taping you in these pivotal (to bored for spell check)moments. I think when you get the paternity test results we need to videotape it?? And post for all your Elitebuds to view.

Also if its not yours, I want to videotape you bashing (verbally) the shit out of the ex for all to see.

I think it would be hilarious and everyone would surely appreciate it. It would add some reality and life to what appears to be a completely insane story that seems to others to be made up at times.