My Car Stalled 3 Times

[just...v]

On the way home from the gym.


F-M-effin-L!

 

[miplank]

Pwnt!

 

[just...v]

Pwnt!

Oh shut up.

 

[rollergirl2]

I had to get a new battery in mine today. I was headed out yesterday...would not start! Had to take the Jeep. I was bouncing all over the place!
She is all better now.

 

[miplank]

I drive a different car every day.

 

[AFeedz]

I got in an accident today. F-M-effing-L too.

 

[miplank]

Pwnt!

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol@female drivers

 

[just...v]

Maybe I should leave you bombed, Planky.

 

[puddlemonkey]

kick his ass!

 

[needtogetaas]

Pwnt!

you going to work or what bro?

 

[just...v]

lol@female drivers

How do you know it was her fault?

 

[rollergirl2]

Male drivers are SOO much worse than females !

 

[miplank]

you going to work or what bro?

Yeah

 

[puddlemonkey]

How do you know it was her fault?

I was talking in general, duh.

 

[cindylou]

I got in an accident today. F-M-effing-L too.

did you really? That sucks...I'm sorry. I hate that. What a pain in the ass...

you too V

car trouble is so annoying

 

[just...v]

Male drivers are SOO much worse than females !

Girl, you know I love you, but I don't agree. Every time I get a case of road rage it's cause a bish is pissin me off.

 

[rollergirl2]

Girl, you know I love you, but I don't agree. Every time I get a case of road rage it's cause a bish is pissin me off.

You haven't driven with my husband. I guess I can't classify him as "male drivers"
He is just pretty phucking terrible

 

[miplank]

You haven't driven with my husband. I guess I can't classify him as "male drivers"
He is just pretty phucking terrible

Did you just call your husband queer?

 

[puddlemonkey]

didn't your boss just tell you to get to work?

 

[miplank]

didn't your boss just tell you to get to work?

I hope he bans you

 

[puddlemonkey]

less backtalk, more shill

 

[just...v]

You haven't driven with my husband. I guess I can't classify him as "male drivers"
He is just pretty phucking terrible

Lol. There are some men that I could just pull out their cars and beat the holy hell out of thou.

 

[-SD-]

was your car an american pos

 

[just...v]

was your car an american pos

Yep, it was.

 

[just...v]

I got in an accident today. F-M-effing-L too.

I'm sorry, that really sux. Are you ok? You weren't hurt were you?

 

[cindylou]

IMO women are the worst drivers becuase I always feel like I'm going to die when riding with one. Although, every accident I've been involved in has been a man's fault. Even when I was a kid, every car accident was my Dad's fault. lol

 

[canadianhitman]

lol@female drivers

Hate to say it, but of the 3 females discussing their car issues on the first page of this thread:

2 had issues likely due to a lack of vehicle maintenance
1 had an accident likely due to a lack of driving skill


It's not sexism when it's true.

 

[rollergirl2]

I totally LAUGHED OUT LOUD!

 

[rollergirl2]

What he does is rub the stupid wheels and rims everytime he drives...hits every pot hole and curb! OMG, drives me insane.
I will not let him drive my car EVER. The two times he did...ruined my rims

 

[Strongbow]

Rollergirls husband prolly has a small dick too

 

[AFeedz]

Hate to say it, but of the 3 females discussing their car issues on the first page of this thread:

2 had issues likely due to a lack of vehicle maintenance
1 had an accident likely due to a lack of driving skill


It's not sexism when it's true.

My accident had nothing to do with my skill, and I'd never been in an accident before. Kthx.

 

[just...v]

Hate to say it, but of the 3 females discussing their car issues on the first page of this thread:

2 had issues likely due to a lack of vehicle maintenance
1 had an accident likely due to a lack of driving skill


It's not sexism when it's true.

Actually it's just cause my car is old. It's a ford with 200,000 miles on it. Never had a problem till just recently.

 

[wootoom]

you can have my viper for pics

 

[just...v]

you can have my viper for pics

Hmmm.....


What kind of pics are we talking?

 

[wootoom]

Pics of your car of course LOL....

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

was your car an american pos

Not cool bro

 

[Strongbow]

Pretty sure it yo battery.

 

[Strongbow]

Not cool bro

Whos that chick with the muscular pussy in your avi lil hommie?

 

[DannoMight]

Tune up maybe?? Maybe a coil going bad.

 

[wootoom]

Not cool bro

Agreed

 

[miplank]

Come down to my dealership V! I'll turn the lights down in my office and take you to pound town and then give you a smokin deal on a car!

 

[wootoom]

Come down to my dealership V! I'll turn the lights down in my office and take you to pound town and then give you a smokin deal on a car!

Can you get me a 458 Italia?

 

[miplank]

Can you get me a 458 Italia?

Sexy car..


I have one available. 2011 with 1500 miles.

 

[Strongbow]

Come down to my dealership V! I'll turn the lights down in my office and take you to pound town and then give you a smokin deal on a car!

Can I watch?

 

[miplank]

Can I watch?

I don't see why not..

 

[cuthroat]

Come down to my dealership V! I'll turn the lights down in my office and take you to pound town and then give you a smokin deal on a car!

is this offer on the table for anyone? Say...my GF?

 

[miplank]

is this offer on the table for anyone? Say...my GF?

pics of said GF

 

[cuthroat]

<----

 

[cw801]

Could be a clogged fuel filter or fuel pump going bad.......

 

[just...v]

Pics of your car of course LOL....

That is a deal! LOL

 

[just...v]

Pretty sure it yo battery.

Tune up maybe?? Maybe a coil going bad.

I've taken it in twice now and they can't figure it out. It has to have something to do with the fuel cause it stalls worse when I have low gas. But I've already had the fuel pump replaced so idk.

 

[just...v]

Come down to my dealership V! I'll turn the lights down in my office and take you to pound town and then give you a smokin deal on a car!

What!

Can I watch?

The fuck?

I don't see why not..

Is wrong with you two?

 

[Strongbow]

What!



The fuck?




You two?

I'm stayin gout of this, I just wanted to watch, ya know if some fucking was gonna go on.

 

[miplank]

I'm stayin gout of this, I just wanted to watch, ya know if some fucking was gonna go on.

oh, it will be.

 

[Strongbow]

Should I bring my video camera?

 

[miplank]

yeah bro, that's a good idea.

 

[Strongbow]

Indeed

 

[miplank]

i think v is lovin the idea

 

[Strongbow]

Pretty sure she's moist

 

[miplank]

yeah, might wanna bring your tripod cuz I might have to go tag team and tap you in every once in awhile for a break.

 

[Strongbow]

Awesome I'm packing the tripod now. I got some KY too, you know incase we need to DP dat ass.

 

[miplank]

Awesome I'm packing the tripod now. I got some KY too, you know incase we need to DP dat ass.

I was just gonna use spit, but good lookin' out!

 

[Strongbow]

Indeed

 

[miplank]

I'm Excited!!!!

 

[Strongbow]

Me too I don't wanna shoot myself in the mouth anymore.

 

[miplank]

I'm gonna shoot V in the mouth if you know what I mean...

 

[-SD-]

Not cool bro

the statistics over the last 30 years say otherwise.

 

[miplank]

the statistics over the last 30 years say otherwise.

She said her Ford had over 200,000 miles. I would say that's pretty good.

 

[-SD-]

She said her Ford had over 200,000 miles. I would say that's pretty good.

sure thats good. i was speaking to american pos in general, not her particular car.

 

[miplank]

sure thats good. i was speaking to american pos in general, not her particular car.

meh,

They're not that bad.

 

[just...v]

I'm stayin gout of this, I just wanted to watch, ya know if some fucking was gonna go on.

And there you go saying you gonna be tapped in?

 

[just...v]

yeah, might wanna bring your tripod cuz I might have to go tag team and tap you in every once in awhile for a break.

Premature ejaculator, huh?

 

[wootoom]

im having lunch with Mikhael Gorbachev right now

 

[just...v]

im having lunch with Mikhael Gorbachev right now

I'm making arrangements for my prison penpal to get some male butt sex


...when he gets out.

 

[wootoom]

I'm making arrangements for my prison penpal to get some male butt sex


...when he gets out.

what a lucky bastard

 

[just...v]

what a lucky bastard

Don't be jealous.

 

[wootoom]

Don't be jealous.

how could i knot be....prison sex is tha best

 

[miplank]

Premature ejaculator, huh?

nah, I meant so I can like rehydrate and shit.

 

[digimon7068]

Could be a clogged fuel filter or fuel pump going bad.......

or, it could be that she needs a man to pump her gas for her so she doesn't run out 3 times on the way home

 

[just...v]

or, it could be that she needs a man to pump her gas for her so she doesn't run out 3 times on the way home

Lol more like I need to win the lotto so I can afford to put gas in that gas-guzzling beast.

 

[miplank]

Lol. Broke ass bish

 

[EarthRider]

nah, I meant so I can like rehydrate and shit.

lies

 

[ortiz34]

could possibly be a bad 02 sensor

 

[Strongbow]

I'm making arrangements for my prison penpal to get some male butt sex


...when he gets out.

You're gonna fuck a prisoner ? Shit women

 

[wootoom]

I was thinking of something like a cock guzzling beast lol

 

[Strongbow]

Gross

 

[-SD-]

shut your cocksock

 

[Strongbow]

Speaking of a cock suxer I have aquired axismundi pics. Lolz what a chunky lil fag

 

[just...v]

Lol. Broke ass bish

Ah, broke, but happy.

 

[just...v]

You're gonna fuck a prisoner ? Shit women

Lol, not me silly.

 

[Strongbow]

Well who then?

 

[miplank]

Ah, broke, but happy.

Were you happy stalled out on i25?

 

[puddlemonkey]

made in japan!

 

[just...v]

Well who then?

I was thinking I would pimp out you and Plank so I can get a little cash to buy me a new ride.

 

[just...v]

Were you happy stalled out on i25?

It only stalls when the gas is low and I am running idle.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I was thinking I would pimp out you and Plank

if there's no demand there's no money. simple economics woman.

 

[miplank]

It only stalls when the gas is low and I am running idle.

Oh you mean when it's running on fumes? That's called running out of gas babe.

 

[Strongbow]

I was thinking I would pimp out you and Plank so I can get a little cash to buy me a new ride.

Pretty sure teh wimmenz would pay top dollar for two prime pieces of man meat.

 

[just...v]

if there's no demand there's no money. simple economics woman.

Damnit!