my anus hurts!

[Elite_Fry]

this has been happening on and off for my while now.. but my anus is hurting. and it looks pretty red. any ideas what it could be?
and i have not been taking it up the ass

 

[Citruscide]

Do you have a roommate with a bottle of chlorophorm? and does your pillow put you to sleep when you lay on it... really fast?

C

 

[vinylgroover]

yes you have

 

[Elite_Fry]

no

 

[sereneman]

this has been happening on and off for my while now.. but my anus is hurting. and it looks pretty red. any ideas what it could be?
and i have not been taking it up the ass

You must be pretty limber. I'd guess you might have a hemorrhoid. Does your ass itch? If so, probably a hemorrhoid.

 

[Elite_Fry]

nah doesnt itch.. just stings

 

[manny78]

Did you finger yourself ? Do you have any kind of dildos ?

 

[Elite_Fry]

I HAVE NOT BEEN PUTTING ANYTHING UP MY ASS

 

[HumorMe]

I HAVE NOT BEEN PUTTING ANYTHING UP MY ASS

Well, if you haven't maybe somebody else has!

 

[sigweed]

maybe you're checking out your own ass so much, you're pratically burning a hole right through it.

 

[XBiker]

maybe you're checking out your own ass so much, you're pratically burning a hole right through it.

That must be where the term "asshole" originated from...

 

[Puddles]

Are you wiping yourself after you poop? Oh wait...it'd be brown if you forgot to do that.

Seriously, get some prep H ointment (not the gel) and use it for a week 3 times a day. If it doesn't feel better after that you should see the doc. Your ass isn't something you want hurting unless it's getting fucked.

 

[Elite_Fry]

ok

 

[Bigsatan13]

The first sign of AIDS is a strange pounding in your ass!

 

[circusgirl]

Lay off the Dave's Special Sauce. Should help. down, down down into a ring of fire....

seriously, get some Preparation H, and if that doesn't work, go to the doc, in case you ahve some kinda infection. I realise a "pain in the ass" sounds funny but I bet it ain't funny when it happens to you....

 

[Hengst]

syphillis

 

[Zebo]

Habanero peppers do the same thing to me.......

Maybe you having a reaction to the lube you're using?

Just a thought.......

 

[Who is John Galt?]

????

 

[Robert Jan]

lube your ass cheeks so they dont rub on each other. or is the actual sphincter that hurts

 

[Elite_Fry]

next morning my anus hurt no more