Muscletech Attacks ME!

[Super Halo Man]

I wrote a letter, too...

Dear Globo-Chem,

I recently purchased a "can" of your widely advertised "Nitro-Tech" product. As the hype surrounding it was amazing, I figured I'd give the product a try. I bought the product at local, unnamed vitamin store, at which time, I was told, once more, about Aaron Maddron's intense gains.

Initially, I was impressed by the look of self-assurance on the salesman's face... that was until I got home later that evening. With the used syringe and flowing liquid inside, making the powder into a sand... I did the logical thing, by following the directions, and intramuscularly injected the "Nitro-Tech" product. I saw results. I saw results in my penis shriveling up to nil and falling off like a leaf from a tree in late autumn.

Needless to say, this was not pleasing. I wrote a letter once before and I started to get annonymous phone calls in the early morning hours about death and my family. Please send me as any free products as possible and please, no Anadrol in my Nortesten, I still have bitchtits.

Love,

Greg Kovacs
2334 William-Martyr Ave Box 78
Zekesboro, KS 28412



PS: There is still D-Bol in my Cell-Tech.

 

[FlexBailey]

Wow funny that I hear EAS was the ones throwing out the most free stuff this year hence the reason they got the most attention at the expo. I also heard the Muscle-Tech booth was set up in a weird spot, anyhoo....
Don't you guys have more of a life than to bash a company day after day after day? There are alot of companies I hate yet I won't even bother wasting my breath on most of the time. In my opinon Muscle-Tech is a good quality/semi-expensive company with TONS of hype surrounding them. Most companies can't match quality so they beat price, or some companies CAN(doesn't mean they do) match quality but are more expensive....Ah hemmm...EAS.
Yes we all know that you don't get ripped like the guys in the mags with this fat burner or build 20 lbs of pure muscle with whatever protein supplement. BUT, these supplements do HELP you achieve those gains.
That is the bottom line. I don't get mad because I see them all over the mags because they pay for the most advertising spaces. They have earned their right to be there, it isn't cheap you know. They are there because they do well, simple as that.

 

[Dr.Evil]

anyone can get a patent for anything. you don't need exhaustive research to do so. morons...

 

[Ironhead66]

Hey guys! I haven't posted in a while, but thought you might find this amusing. I wrote to Muscletech and this was their reply.

Mr. Win,

You are obviously not bright enough to see that Elite Fitness has staged many of the attacks against MuscleTech with posts from people who are directly related to them. The reason: To promote and peddle their own products. This is illegal, but we can understand how your dim mind can't figure that out. Elite Fitness has managed to convince only the lowest intellectual level of humanity that they are involved in free speech. Based on your e-mail, it does not surprise us that you fall into that category.

If MuscleTech was a not an honorable company, we would not only be selling a small line of 13 products. You know very well we could put our logo on just about any formulation, including liquid creatine and other such things, and that we would sell tens of millions of dollars of it. If you were not so intellectually challenged you would realize that the only feasible explanation for why MuscleTech does not sell such products is that we simply are not willing to sell any product that doesn't work. This makes us unlike virtually every other company in this industry.

As well, we are conducting research worldwide as evidenced by letters from doctors and researchers posted on our site. Again, if you were not such a complete moron you would realize that only an honorable company focused on selling and developing only products that work would spend such a large amount of money on research. Further, this research has led to patents rights across most of the world. If you mind functioned above the equivalent of the kindergarten level you would realize that the possession of patents and other intellectual property confirms that MuscleTech was founded in science, and that science is what continues to drive us.

What really frustrates imbeciles like yourself is that the rest of the world, almost all of it more intelligent than yourself (including most plant and insect life), realizes this and that this understanding of our product effectiveness has shot MuscleTech to the top of the supplement industry where we will remain indefinitely. Elite Fitness on the other hand, will be a faint, dirty and odorous memory in a very short amount of time. As for you Mr. Win, you will likely level off as a lead short order cook at some bottom of the barrel restaurant, grumbling about things no one cares about due to how truly stupid you are.

Our products are for sale in 48 countries and counting. Our staff are treated like rock stars at all trade shows we attend. If you were actually smart enough for your opinion to actually matter in this world you may have had enough money to fill a car with gas and attend the Arnold's in Columbus last week. If that were possible, you would have seen a mass of humanity in front of our booth throughout the entire show. All who visited told us how wonderful our products were, and not a single complaint was filed. Most of the product stock we brought was purchased in two days, even though we brought twice as much with us than we did the previous year.

Those are the facts in the real world.

In your world you think you are somebody apparently. In reality you are simply an uninformed moron whose opinion means nothing to anyone.

Mr. Win, have a nice day.

Oh man that's too funny....

No offense guys but they've got balls, you can't fault them for that.

Really though from a new members point of view - new member, NOT new to bodybuilding or any of the boards (Bolex, UG, AE etc), what do you expect? It seems every other post here is about Muscletech. Doesn't anyone have anything better to write about?? Seems to me that there is simply alot of people here with a huge chip on their shoulders...

Can't we just lift, get huge and talk about something that matters for a change?

 

[FlexBailey]

Re: Re: Muscletech Attacks ME!

Oh man that's too funny....

No offense guys but they've got balls, you can't fault them for that.

Really though from a new members point of view - new member, NOT new to bodybuilding or any of the boards (Bolex, UG, AE etc), what do you expect? It seems every other post here is about Muscletech. Doesn't anyone have anything better to write about?? Seems to me that there is simply alot of people here with a huge chip on their shoulders...

Can't we just lift, get huge and talk about something that matters for a change?

EXACTLY.

 

[manny78]

Wow funny that I hear EAS was the ones throwing out the most free stuff this year hence the reason they got the most attention at the expo. I also heard the Muscle-Tech booth was set up in a weird spot, anyhoo....
Don't you guys have more of a life than to bash a company day after day after day? There are alot of companies I hate yet I won't even bother wasting my breath on most of the time. In my opinon Muscle-Tech is a good quality/semi-expensive company with TONS of hype surrounding them. Most companies can't match quality so they beat price, or some companies CAN(doesn't mean they do) match quality but are more expensive....Ah hemmm...EAS.
Yes we all know that you don't get ripped like the guys in the mags with this fat burner or build 20 lbs of pure muscle with whatever protein supplement. BUT, these supplements do HELP you achieve those gains.
That is the bottom line. I don't get mad because I see them all over the mags because they pay for the most advertising spaces. They have earned their right to be there, it isn't cheap you know. They are there because they do well, simple as that.

How much are you paid to come here and look that stupid for them ?

 

[smokinghawk]

Dear Muscletech,

I am interested in trying your Cell-tech product, but have never tried any of your products before. Before I buy it, I wanted to ask...if I try it and don't like it, and I say so to other people, are you going to sue me?

 

[Frackal]

Re: Re: Re: Muscletech Attacks ME!

EXACTLY.

Shut the fuck up, you were just bashing EAS on the other page.

 

[rgosit]

damn..that was quiete an attack in a funny homosexual way

 

[John G]

First off

Did any of you think that maybe someone on the board, took down the e-mail addresses of the people who claimed to write e-mails to Muscle Tech and create this letter? Some people are just dumb like that. Anyways, if the letter is really from a representative at Muscle Tech, that isn't a very good way of doing business and should get fired. I think that they would have more common sense then to reply to a potential customer that way. Any person who runs a business of any size would know better then to write that kind of letter and not expect it to be posted on a forum that the lawsuit is being brought against. Elite Fitness which has a large number of members. If you ran a company I think that a potential lost of money wheather it was coming from one person or a million is a big deal and bad business pratice if you ask me.