Muhammad vs Jesus who the badder mofo

[fistfullofsteel]

you guys are bad

 

[Destroyer1986*]

Is that really jesus in that pic? Anyone have his pre-crucifiction diet and AAS routine?

 

[JayC9]

Is that really jesus in that pic? Anyone have his pre-crucifiction diet and AAS routine?

Why are you surprised? If you believe in Jesus then you'll know he was the second perfect man after Adam ever to grace the earth. The movies always portray him as a limp wristed hippie wimp but if you think about it as a man free from imperfection he would have been ripped.

 

[JayC9]

Contender 1

Name: Abu al-Qasim Muhammad Ibn Abd Allah Ibn Abd al-Muttalib Ibn Hashim
Religion: Islamic
Weight: 250+
Height: 6
Body Fat: 65%
Bench: The pink dumbbells
Squat: Only for a #2
Special Powers: 70's Volkswagen van complete with AK-47's and flower power paint job
Status: Dead
Quote: "Allah kebabra homus halal"

Contender 2

Name: Jesus Christ
Religion: Christian (and other)
Weight: 240
Height: 6.6
Body Fat: 15%
Bench: Unlimited
Squat: Unlimited
Special Powers: Immortality
Status: Currently residing in heaven
Quote: "Don't fuck with the Jesus"

 

[jackangel]

Contender 1

Name: Abu al-Qasim Muhammad Ibn Abd Allah Ibn Abd al-Muttalib Ibn Hashim
Religion: Islamic
Weight: 250+
Height: 6
Body Fat: 65%
Bench: The pink dumbbells
Squat: Only for a #2
Special Powers: 70's Volkswagen van complete with AK-47's and flower power paint job
Status: Dead
Quote: "Allah kebabra homus halal"

Contender 2

Name: Jesus Christ
Religion: Christian (and other)
Weight: 240
Height: 6.6
Body Fat: 15%
Bench: Unlimited
Squat: Unlimited
Special Powers: Immortality
Status: Currently residing in heaven
Quote: "Don't fuck with the Jesus"

lol you left out reach, but obviously it goes to jesus with that 6" height difference.

 

[scout69]

I'm catholic and I do have to say this post does bother me a little, but everyone is open to there own opinion

 

[redguru]

Muhammed would be too busy buggering little boys.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

muhammad is a dirty sand ni**er

 

[Mr. dB]

At least Muhammed wrote his own book, Jesus had to use ghost writers.

 

[seizer]

Muhammed would use jesus's skin to make magic carpets.