Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no

[jnevin]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at

one chick lied to me and said she didn't get her period yet just to keep me around

how farkin nuts is that

was sweating for weeks

only nervous because when i pulled out the condom was broken, aka baby juice all up in her

now i store a turkey baster next to my bed for that reason

She probably thought she'd at least get her electric bill paid out of it.

 

[digimon7068]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at

now i store a turkey baster next to my bed for that reason

you uh funny guy. . .

uh fun-gi one might say. . .

 

[BIGBUCK$]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

I find myself contemplating this all too often. What was it like to get your wives (or whateva) pregnant? I'm talking about the actual conception part. Specifically:

- for guys like me who enjoy biting and punching and spitting during love making, did you guys hold back on that shit when conceiving the child? I would think it would be weird to see your son 10 years later and be reminded of how you were choking his mom, knuckle deep in her ass yelling "Who's pussy is this, you little pigwhore?!!!!". So do you opt for sweet "let's make a baby" fucking?

- when you came all up in her hymen and shit, did you get an immediate feeling of "oh man, wtf did I just do?!!!"? or was it like "fuck yeah, droppin seeds, bitch!"

- did she cry afterwards?


Thanks. Pls feel free to share any other experiences.

i understand exactly what you are saying. it was a totally different type of sex since we were trying to have a kid. instead of once a day we were doing it like 4+ times a day.