Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no

[SaladFork]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at

Wow, when they claim "life like" they aren't kidding. I'm somewhat disappointed my fleshlight doesn't have periods.

Dude just jam a tampon in your fleshlight.

 

[silverskyline]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

This is by far the most fucked up conversation I ahve ever been apart of.....

and I love it, hahaha

 

[swole]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at

i won't even cum inside girls who are on the pill

i get nervous

plus it's so much more fun blowing ropes across their bodies

PLUS i'm a gentlemen!!! i always wipe her clean.

 

[silverstar1025]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

Who the hell cares how you screw. Just do the dead. I don't recall which positions my kids were conceived.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at

Who the hell cares how you screw. Just do the dead. I don't recall which positions my kids were conceived.

Necrophiliac

 

[puddlemonkey]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

I mean alter

 

[swole]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at

one chick lied to me and said she didn't get her period yet just to keep me around

how farkin nuts is that

was sweating for weeks

only nervous because when i pulled out the condom was broken, aka baby juice all up in her

now i store a turkey baster next to my bed for that reason

 

[ceo]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at

Necrophiliac

no shit!

 

[silverstar1025]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at

Necrophiliac

oops bad typo. I don't do the dead I do the deed.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

Must be hard work being an alter.