Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no

[KillahBee]

Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

I find myself contemplating this all too often. What was it like to get your wives (or whateva) pregnant? I'm talking about the actual conception part. Specifically:

- for guys like me who enjoy biting and punching and spitting during love making, did you guys hold back on that shit when conceiving the child? I would think it would be weird to see your son 10 years later and be reminded of how you were choking his mom, knuckle deep in her ass yelling "Who's pussy is this, you little pigwhore?!!!!". So do you opt for sweet "let's make a baby" fucking?

- when you came all up in her hymen and shit, did you get an immediate feeling of "oh man, wtf did I just do?!!!"? or was it like "fuck yeah, droppin seeds, bitch!"

- did she cry afterwards?


Thanks. Pls feel free to share any other experiences.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

she cried when we had you.

 

[KillahBee]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

i fuckijgn knew it!

 

[dboll66]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

I would reply but i am laughing to fucking hard which is usualy what i do when they cry LOL

 

[digimon7068]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

ur a funny guy bee. . .das why i kill you last. . .

our twins were made by a little asian man (embryologist). . .under a microscope. . .in a cleanroom. . .in a very expensive medical facility. . .we both cried when they handed us the $50,000 bill for the amount not covered by insurance. . .

 

[silverskyline]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

HAHAHA oh man thats rich Bee! holy shit man I don't even know how to answer that except with who cares about what happens when you make a baby how do I get that kind of sex with out going to jail?

hahahah! priceless

Seriously though I wouldnt know I've never wanted to try. had a few scares though and that made me want to cry.

 

[vixensghost]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

Anyone else besides me praying for the sperm bank route for Killa's future wife?

 

[jnevin]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

I think I sleep sexed while I was on ambien, so anything's possible. I may have still had blood and fear on my wanger from the homeless girl I dismembered and sexualed before sleepdriving back home.

 

[heavy_duty]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

I know my dick was very hard and it was damn good sexes.

 

[txbondsman]

Re: Mucho important question for dudes who have kids (this will also get me yelled at, no doubt)

you won't know which bullet did it bro, unless you only had sex once. I assume that you are rather frequent in the sexing dept, and unless it takes the "pigwhore" or faxsimily of to get you to jizz, you can just say it was one of those more tamer times.
(remember, if you hit it on the floor alot, if it's a gurl, her name will be Flo or Woody if it's a boy. There's really not very many good names for carpet or area rug, so your on your own there)

you'll never cum all up in her hyman, that was gone looooong ago ( unless your hittin a virgin and telling her the "Who's pussy is this you pigwhore!" line, I've lived a sheltered life and there may be such, but I doubt it) You may be hoe handle deep and cum on her cervix though Bro, and yes it's latter "droppin seeds" feeling, but for me it's more the, "YEAH, Big daddy just busted all up in that ass BIOTCH..... TAKE THAT!", but that's just me.....

cry? not until about 6 weeks later....