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I have a feeling that right now on the MOD fourm... there is some serious talk about MP5... a little birdie told me so!!!
 
MP5 said:
thread got locked because MP5 brought in the heavy artillery and people got scared.
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Are you telling me that MP5 unleashed shock and awe and the higher powers wanted to stop the ruthless aggression.
How big of victory we talking about? A kick in the nuts or heads impaled on spears in front of their own homes.
 
dballer said:
I have a feeling that right now on the MOD fourm... there is some serious talk about MP5... a little birdie told me so!!!
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No not yet, good guess though!
 
MP5 considers the litte pink dumb bells in the corner of the gym to be heavy.........really heavy. So heavy that the colour of his face matches them when he strains to deadlift one of them.

So by heavy artillery he means a pea-shooter........

notoriousQQ said:


Are you telling me that MP5 unleashed shock and awe and the higher powers wanted to stop the ruthless aggression.
How big of victory we talking about? A kick in the nuts or heads impaled on spears in front of their own homes.
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dballer said:
I have a feeling that right now on the MOD fourm... there is some serious talk about MP5... a little birdie told me so!!!
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We don't do that anymore. Tee hee.....
 
I just thought the dumbells looked heavy after seeing them cart Imnotgay out of the gym after they collapsed on him.
 
At least I got the fuckers of the ground.........one day you could be as mighty as me.........

MP5 said:
I just thought the dumbells looked heavy after seeing them cart Imnotgay out of the gym after they collapsed on him.
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MP5 is just upset because he has had to come to terms with the fact that I am straight.........hence the freudian slip when he types my name (Imnotgay instead of Imnotdutch).

They say unrequited love is the worst kind.........no wonder he is acting like my bitch.
 
WODIN said:


We don't do that anymore. Tee hee.....
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Don't you DARE steal one of my MOST ANNOYING trade-marks!

Read my signature old man!!!

Oh yea... and about your comment.

BIG FAT FUCKIN' TEE-HEE!!!!!!

It feels good to be a big fat fucking evil nazi mod. :D




PS - "WHAT'S TRIEDIA?"

Oh yea, I thought that Imnotgay was a powerlifter.... who also happened to have an education AND purpose in life.

Maybe I was wrong. Perhaps I had him confused with a frustrated tele-marketer who is by far the BIGGEST BADDEST MOFO on this or any other board on the net.

MY BAD.
 
You have a degree?

I never would have guessed! :D

MY BAD, you are a DEGREED frustrated telemarketer who lacks purpose in life, but who is one of THE BIGGEST BADDEST MOFOS on this or any other discussion board on the web!
 
Yes, I have a degree, you do not. You should atleast sign up for a 6th grade english class at your local college and learn some skills.

I am not a telemarketer, you must be though...is that what they call the broads on the end of the 1-900 lines these days?
 
MP5 said:
Yes, I have a degree, you do not. You should atleast sign up for a 6th grade english class at your local college and learn some skills.

I am not a telemarketer, you must be though...is that what they call the broads on the end of the 1-900 lines these days?
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My bad, I distinctly remember reading one of your posts where you stated that you were indeed a frustrated telemarketer.

At least you are still a degreed frustrated "not-telemarketer" that lacks purpose but who is still the BIGGEST BADDEST MOFO ON THIS OR ANY OTHER DISCUSSION BOARD ON THE NET! :D
 
See, this is how an education could have helped you out. It is called reading comprehension...I used to make security trades over the phone, licensed through the NASD. I find it funny that you cannot answer the simple question regarding your education though!
 
And I need to sign up for an English class at my local college because you caught ONE typo that I made.

That college degree is really coming in handy fer ya! Happy fer ye that all those thousands of dollard didn't go to waste! :D

Yepper - YOU LACK PURPOSE IN LIFE BUT U R NO DOUBT THE BIGGEST BADDEST MOFO ON THIS OR ANY OTHER DISCUSSION BOARD ON THE WEB!!!
 
I will admit that I am not as bad as you, you have a hairy ass, and larger dick due to your steroid abuse. Tell that to the judge.
 
I heard that he lives in a cardboard box next to the subway........he nips into the library duing the day to wreak havoc in cyber-world. But thats ok.......he' still the biggest baddest MOFO on EF. He is my hero........I want to be him.
 
MP5 said:
See, this is how an education could have helped you out. It is called reading comprehension...I used to make security trades over the phone, licensed through the NASD. I find it funny that you cannot answer the simple question regarding your education though!
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Note the past tense.....'used to'. Now he lives in a cardboard box outside the subway.
 
MP5 said:
See, this is how an education could have helped you out. It is called reading comprehension...I used to make security trades over the phone, licensed through the NASD. I find it funny that you cannot answer the simple question regarding your education though!
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Which simple question was that Darlin'?

I do not now nor have I represented that I finished college. I have clearly stated a few times that I did NOT finish college, but got married instead.

THE BIGGEST DUMBEST MOVE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Your next question?

(And yea, I distinctly recall you expressing frustration about your position in telemarketing.... I used to call silly little boys such as yourself and say, "Please buy this for me or sell that for me." When my husband and I were married there was AN EXTREMELY limited amount of securities trading done by us both. What I know about these things could fit into a thimble and leave room to spare.)

But since I lack the ability to wield the English language with any effectiveness whatsoever, I will humbly bow to your greatness and concede that you are far more intelligent than I.

I have to go now because I have important matters to attend.

See you back here at the bike stands later.... :D
 
MP5 said:
I will admit that I am not as bad as you, you have a hairy ass, and larger dick due to your steroid abuse. Tell that to the judge.
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PROVE A SINGLE ALLEGATION.... PLEASE. :)

And darlin' I ain't NO ONE in cyberworld. How I wish that I could be you.
 
Imnotdutch said:
I heard that he lives in a cardboard box next to the subway........he nips into the library duing the day to wreak havoc in cyber-world. But thats ok.......he' still the biggest baddest MOFO on EF. He is my hero........I want to be him.
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LOL So many look up to MP5...

WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!!
 
Not sure, but I think it is a German assault rifle built by Heckler Koch, the model is MP5, and it is a 9mm.
 
naturally anabolic said:
dballer! you old son of a chevy nova ss.....how are u
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I am hangin in there... how about you? Did you check out that calcium supp I told you about?
 
No, I meant literally. As in Measly Peckerhead V or sumpin lik dat! Where's MassiveGunz when ya need him?
 
Imnotdutch said:
Who is it? And why is the person in question weak?
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it is like a little kid running up the street with tears in his eyes screaming "I'M TELLIN MY MOOOMMMMYYYYY"
 
No, I meant literally. As in Measly Peckerhead V or sumpin lik dat! Where's MassiveGunz when ya need him?
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He has been on "Vacation" If the people post loud enough he may come back sooner!
 
Well that doesnt really narrow it down........

If you refer to the banning and BM.........well if you cant play by the rules dont play at all. Simple enough.

dballer said:


it is like a little kid running up the street with tears in his eyes screaming "I'M TELLIN MY MOOOMMMMYYYYY"
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Imnotdutch said:
Well that doesnt really narrow it down........

If you refer to the banning and BM.........well if you cant play by the rules dont play at all. Simple enough.
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or cry to a MOD to have someone banned... it could also be looked at as.. if you can't take the heat.. oh well..
i don't want to get banned too.. so I might as well be an ass kisser too.
 
kingjohn said:


better have BMOM shave that ass first. You dont wanna get hair stuck in your teeth!
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please don't joke around with any of them... for real man.. you are another one of the people that make this site so cool to come too. They will ban you too.
 
You think I went crying to a mod?? For the record I have never tried to get somebody banned and I dont go runnng to mods when there ar assholes on the board. Strangely enough mods have brains and they enforce the rules...........

dballer said:



or cry to a MOD to have someone banned... it could also be looked at as.. if you can't take the heat.. oh well..
i don't want to get banned too.. so I might as well be an ass kisser too.
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It's amazing how I'm still around! Every one that has picked a out of hand fight with me is gone! I guess the rumor is true! He He!
 
Imnotdutch said:
You think I went crying to a mod?? For the record I have never tried to get somebody banned and I dont go runnng to mods when there ar assholes on the board. Strangely enough mods have brains and they enforce the rules...........
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oh... ok... whatever you say man. I have no beef with you or any of the mods. I just want to be nice boy and a good boy and never say the things I really feel. That will make ya'll happy especially the two mods that got MP5 banned.
 
beastboy said:


You're named after your mom?
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Yup, you guessed it:

Frank Stallone.

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Oh I get it now, you are all upset because your spunk brother got banned..........it still wasn't my doing but he deserved what he got.

*passes the kleenex so dballer can wipe away his tears*.


dballer said:



oh... ok... whatever you say man. I have no beef with you or any of the mods. I just want to be nice boy and a good boy and never say the things I really feel. That will make ya'll happy especially the two mods that got MP5 banned.
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Directed at a mod? How recent were they?.........the rules changed recently (there was a thread about it).

Darktooth said:
Hmmm, I think I've seen comments worse than MP5's on this board before, and the member didn't get banned.


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Imnotdutch said:
Directed at a mod? How recent were they?.........the rules changed recently (there was a thread about it).
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What does it matter that they are a mod? Or even Dutch for that matter.

Just shut up....please.
 
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Huh? Do you actually think before you type? Mods are in a position of responsibility........IMO if you try to undermine them through name calling you need to go.

If you want to cry about it Dballer is the man you need to see.

beastboy said:


What does it matter that they are a mod? Or even Dutch for that matter.

Just shut....please.
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Imnotdutch said:
Huh? Do you actually think before you type? Mods are in a position of responsibility........IMO if you try to undermine them through name calling you need to go.

If you want to cry about it Dballer is the man you need to see.
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Screw you twinkie. I seem to remember that EF Sam said it wouldn't be tolerated torwards anyone.

I don't like Dballer, MP5, you, pr bikinimom....I only like me.....and everyone that posts on the style and grooming board.
 
You post on the style and grooming board and are calling me a twinkie?!!

beastboy said:


Screw you twinkie. I seem to remember that EF Sam said it wouldn't be tolerated torwards anyone.

I don't like Dballer, MP5, you, pr bikinimom....I only like me.....and everyone that posts on the style and grooming board.
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Darktooth said:
Hmmm, I think I've seen comments worse than MP5's on this board before, and the member didn't get banned.


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yeah.. how hard did they cry about it???
 
Frackal said:
Why exactly was MP5 banned?
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cause someone could not handle his comments. So instead of using the ignore button.. they had him banned!!!

talk about thin skin!!!
 
beastboy said:


Uhmmmm.....okay.:rolleyes: Stick with being an ass. You're much better at that than being funny.
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It wasn't a joke.........

HGPennypacker.......I have nothing against the board. I just imagine somebody who gives himself a macho name like BeastBOY is obsessed with appearance and how he portrays himself.
 
dballer said:


cause someone could not handle his comments. So instead of using the ignore button.. they had him banned!!!

talk about thin skin!!!
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No shit. This situation is the very definition of homosexuality.
 
beastboy said:


Uhmmmm.....okay.:rolleyes: Stick with being an ass. You're much better at that than being funny.
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Dude, he is from the UK, you gotta cut him some slack for not being funny!
 
Ffactor said:


Dude, he is from the UK, you gotta cut him some slack for not being funny!
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lol.........I find your womens fat blubbery asses funny........no offense to the hard working ladies on ths board!!
 
Imnotdutch said:


It wasn't a joke.........

HGPennypacker.......I have nothing against the board. I just imagine somebody who gives himself a macho name like BeastBOY is obsessed with appearance and how he portrays himself.
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He's actually very handsome and masculine. I have his picture up on my monitor.
 
Imnotdutch said:


It wasn't a joke.........

HGPennypacker.......I have nothing against the board. I just imagine somebody who gives himself a macho name like BeastBOY is obsessed with appearance and how he portrays himself.
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Serioulsy man....you can not see a joke.

Beastboy= use to be a beastie boys fan.

Are you trying to infer I am gay? I want you banned for that.
 
HG Pennypacker said:


You are officially 20 times more gay than I ever could have imagined.
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You have to cut me some slack.....beastie boys use to be cool when I was young...you were about 30 then, nursing the first of your many injuries and diseases.
 
Imnotdutch said:


lol.........I find your womens fat blubbery asses funny........no offense to the hard working ladies on ths board!!
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Sounds like you've been rejected by a few!
 
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