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(similiar to Anya's annoying catch phrases thread in C&C)... got me thinkin' what is the most annoying lines guys say to you ladies?!
Most annoying pick-up lines...
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FigureSkater
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Spit or swallow?
Let's play battleship...I'll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me (a guy friend of mine used this one in high school...6 yrs later we still make fun of him for it)
Guys in the gym the other day:
Baby I got a muscle you can help me work...
While doing SLDL's, a sketchy guy comes up behind me...Can I spot you, girl? (to which I replied "no I don't need you standing behind me and staring at my ass, I can do this myself, thanks.")
The usual comments yelled at me by obnoxious guys when I'm walking to/from work:
How youu doiin?
Hey baby want a ride?
Damn!
Nice booty!
Let's play battleship...I'll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me (a guy friend of mine used this one in high school...6 yrs later we still make fun of him for it)
Guys in the gym the other day:
Baby I got a muscle you can help me work...
While doing SLDL's, a sketchy guy comes up behind me...Can I spot you, girl? (to which I replied "no I don't need you standing behind me and staring at my ass, I can do this myself, thanks.")
The usual comments yelled at me by obnoxious guys when I'm walking to/from work:
How youu doiin?
Hey baby want a ride?
Damn!
Nice booty!
FigureSkater said:
I've noticed the only way to encourage guys to STFU when they're in a group like that is to sufficiently embarrasss them.
Next time say, "no thanks I prefer working large muscle groups"
J
jenscats5
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"Woooooh!!!!" Yelled from a moving car......yeah, I want to sleep with YOU!!
"Titties!!!!" yelled again from a moving car......
The "eyeball" -- you keep staring at me & I'll shove my drink up your nose!!
"Titties!!!!" yelled again from a moving car......
The "eyeball" -- you keep staring at me & I'll shove my drink up your nose!!
J
jenscats5
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LOL, I don't know but thats the closest I guess I come to anymore.....
FigureSkater
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Guys are too lazy for pickup lines nowadays. They've moved on to just yelling obnoxious comments with little wit in them.
^yeah but those ARE annoying!
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jenscats5
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I walked up to the library today to return my books & a guy walked around the corner, looked at me & yelled "Oh my God!!"
Allllll-righty then.....
Allllll-righty then.....
FigureSkater
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I'm in a coed softball team, and when I was on 3rd base, the 3rd baseman from the other team said to me "Girl you got everything a brotha wants...you're the reason black men like white chicks"
Um, thanks.
Um, thanks.
J
jenscats5
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FigureSkater said:
Is that a compliment?? LOL what a line....
jenscats5 said:
The moving-car ones are so silly.. I was out with my cousin at a club, and this buffoon goes to her "Hey, wanna go home with me?" She replies "No". Then Casanova turns to me and goes "Well, how about you then?".
Oh yes.. please. lol Be still my beating heart.FigureSkater
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Lililston said:I bet you WOULD think so if it was coming from a "brotha" that was good-lookin
I guess it was supposed to be...he was staring at my bootie the whole time.
FigureSkater
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Lililston said:lol most black guys, that is their fav bodypart in a woman
Ooh this I know....
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jenscats5
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Lililston said:
Yeah, along the lines of my male friend when he told me "Well, you're not too far on the other side of thin"
WTF??
Puddles
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"I've got a thing for older women."
That was said to me twice in the last year, both times by a young black guy. LOL They were both attractive and well built at least but starting out by pointing out a woman's age is certainly not gonna score points with her.
Last weekend two guys were watching my friend and I for over an hour...finally one of them comes up and says he and his friend would like to buy us drinks. I say I can't accept because I'm married and he says I can, no strings attached. We went over because my friend is single and had a nice conversation for about an hour, the guys were 10+ yrs. younger than us so we left feeling pretty good about ourselves.
That was said to me twice in the last year, both times by a young black guy. LOL They were both attractive and well built at least but starting out by pointing out a woman's age is certainly not gonna score points with her.
Last weekend two guys were watching my friend and I for over an hour...finally one of them comes up and says he and his friend would like to buy us drinks. I say I can't accept because I'm married and he says I can, no strings attached. We went over because my friend is single and had a nice conversation for about an hour, the guys were 10+ yrs. younger than us so we left feeling pretty good about ourselves.
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