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Miss Teen USA

i bet that RI doesnt do this shit

"She ran the Pennies for Patients campaign and volunteers with the Make A Wish Foundation, S.A.D.D., breast cancer walks, and Toys for Tots"
 
bigschweeler said:
Did Kobe host?
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yeah..he ran the interview section where the girls had to talk into his "microphone".

Miss Vermont is actually very attractive in person...much better than she appeared on TV
 
why do all these chicks look so old?

I'd rather have a 25 year old that looked 16 then a 16 year old that looked 25
 
...some of these chicks are fucking horrid. And I swear to God I must've seen the same girl at least 5 times as I scrolled through the list, too... Ewee..

Massachusettes looks like she's on too much Prozac... as well as been staying out in the sun too long... I hate raisins.

Missisipi and Colorado are my choices, although I can see better on a Friday night...and I'm in CANADA! You american's should be ashamed... FOR SHAME!
 
How are these girls like 16-18 years old? I hardly think so. Maybe they're saying they weer 16 in 1994.
 
1) West Virginia had big boobs
2) most of the first cut were more heinous than heinous
3) I liked Oregon - told my fiancee it was okay if she won, then went to bed. Found out last night she did win.

I also noted that I would have had nasty sex with about half of them.
There were only about two that I didn't want to take a brick to their faces though.

For the rest of the day today, I'm going to walk and make entrances like they do. turn, toss my hair, I'm beautiful - watch me, I'm pretty - smile, pretty, smile, turn, toss hair, beautiful.
 
MarthaStewart said:
1) West Virginia had big boobs
2) most of the first cut were more heinous than heinous
3) I liked Oregon - told my fiancee it was okay if she won, then went to bed. Found out last night she did win.

I also noted that I would have had nasty sex with about half of them.
There were only about two that I didn't want to take a brick to their faces though.

For the rest of the day today, I'm going to walk and make entrances like they do. turn, toss my hair, I'm beautiful - watch me, I'm pretty - smile, pretty, smile, turn, toss hair, beautiful.
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did your xml feed determine the winner of miss teen usa?
 
they never give out the stats that fucking matter.
like who does anal, who has fucked the entire footb all team, who has a drinking problem, who has had the most abortions, etc etc.

also, no teen beauty pageant is complete without a victoria secret runway show.

also a barking contest in kiddie pools full of marmalade.
 
Whoever said Texas was flat chested, you're not alone. Here's my state's delegate:

(Cute face though.)

TN.jpg
 
Originally posted by alien amp pharm
True, but I always assumed that hurts the girl.
Well, does it hurt?
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If boobage wasn't important to the contest, why are they all dressed in revealing cleavage displaying stuff ?

It's important ..
 
MarthaStewart said:
you people complaining about flat chestedness need to learn to fuck girls in the ass and worry less about the feedbags.
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True, but I always assumed that hurts the girl.

Well, does it hurt?
 
Dammit! It's not as fun whenever you all play along with my jokes.
 
Boss101 said:
Take a look at New Mexico she looks like a high school history teacher not and 18 year old.

NM.jpg


New York isn't the best looking girl I've seen!

NY.jpg

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Yuck & Yuck!
 
Wonder if any of the girls had implants ?? only caught part of it, was mostly watching Shark Week on Discovery... Maybe next year we should hold an EF meet at the same place as the Miss Teen USA??
 
gtrcivic said:
Wonder if any of the girls had implants ?? only caught part of it, was mostly watching Shark Week on Discovery... Maybe next year we should hold an EF meet at the same place as the Miss Teen USA??
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no shit all go to it then buy like 50 roofies and we be all tight........damn they should buy some fake tits and become strippers:fro:
 
One thing is for sure - none of them would talk to me.

Especially with a ball gag in their mouth and a chloroform covered rag over their face.
 
Some of them are really ugly! Some of them are cute. Few were beautiful.

I can honestly say I see girls like that walking everyday in NY/CT area everywhere.

Some of them were so ugly that it is riddiculous that they would even apply to such a contest. I just don't get it? :confused:

Oh and, no way most of them are the age they claim they are. Maybe if you add 5-15years, depending what on who.

-sk
 
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