Mile high club, anyone?

[38DoubleDamnGood]

I must admit, I am guilty of this...

 

[Ceebs]

Has anyone here ever had sexual relations on a commercial flight? If so, do you have any tips for knocking boots discreetly without getting caught? Thanks in advance...

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

not yet

 

[Lestat]

Has anyone here ever had sexual relations on a commercial flight? If so, do you have any tips for knocking boots discreetly without getting caught? Thanks in advance...

I've played around under a blanket on the flight, gotten head... but never gone all out.

I did date a flight attendant and she said that she has seen a guy and a girl head to the bathroom a few times and that if they see it they just ignore it.. its not against the rules or anything.. its just not the most comfortable place.. but worth doing just to do.

 

[Bigsatan13]

1\2 mile high club. I don't think we were up a mile. We were on a prop job going from Ft. Lauderdale to Marathon Key. We were the only ones on the plane besides the pilot so I asked him if he gave a shit. He said have at it just don't go crazy. I said I'd hurry up. I went back to my seat and told the OL she thought I was bullshitting her and talked to the pilot about something else. Nope, turn around Baby.

 

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[Lestat]

I did- actually twice on a commercial airliner in the little bitty restroom!

What position? Lets get some details..

 

[WIDELAT]

I CAN'T LITTERALLY FIT IN THOSE BATHROOMS MYSELF LET ALONE GET MY GIRL IN THERE WITH ME TO BONE DOWN IT WOULD BE FUN THOUGH JUST WISH I COULD FIT MAYBE WHEN I GET SMALL I'LL TRY IT.

 

[GinNJuice]

I CAN'T LITTERALLY FIT IN THOSE BATHROOMS MYSELF LET ALONE GET MY GIRL IN THERE WITH ME TO BONE DOWN IT WOULD BE FUN THOUGH JUST WISH I COULD FIT MAYBE WHEN I GET SMALL I'LL TRY IT.

Same here.

I can't fit very well either.... I don't know how two people get into those bathrooms

 

[Ceebs]

I can't fit very well either.... I don't know how two people get into those bathrooms

Yeah, they're pretty much standing room only - so I was thinking standing sex with one or more legs wrapped around him and a foot in the sink. Times like these I wish we weren't both amazons...

Thank you all for your responses!

 

[WIDELAT]

I HAVE TO GO THOUGH THE DOOR SIDE WAYS AND USUALLY CAN'T EVEN CLOSE THE DOOR GOD HELP ME IF I EVER HAVE DIERRIA DURING A FLIGHT.

 

[Puddles]

I went back to my seat and told the OL she thought I was bullshitting her and talked to the pilot about something else. Nope, turn around Baby.

A true romantic! LOL

Never actually had sex on the plane (those bathrooms on commercial flights gross me out), but I did finger myself under the blanket and let my husband lick my fingers a few times. <G> We went at it like animals as soon as we got home. hehehe

I love how a little teasing can get ya going until you can have the real thing.

 

[SirMack]

Friend of mine I know that has had sex in an airplane bathroom said the best is to have your girl thrown up against the wall, legs wrapped around, and your pretty much pinning her up. And then you have to hunch and angle your hips up to slide inside and then you just start ramming. He said he sort of rested himself against the sink/other wall and recommends bringing one of those tiny pillows with to lay against, considering he had a bruise on his back when all was said and done.

Sound feasible?

 

[grlpwrd]

I've worked for 2 airlines and no way will I ever be intimate in a place where it's essentially a porto-potty. Germs and me don't get along. lol .. Yuck.

 

[prophet]

my old girlfriend is a flight attendant for jetblue.....i used to fly with her sometimes to cali and we would sneak in the bathroom on empty flights...

 

[SirMack]

my old girlfriend is a flight attendant for jetblue.....i used to fly with her sometimes to cali and we would sneak in the bathroom on empty flights...

If the flight was empty why not put a few arm rests up or recline a first class passenger seat??

 

[thebull]

does being jerked off count........