Metrosexuals – I find them idiotic

[OptimusCrime]

I don’t mean those pretty boys, they are fine in their own right, I mean the over the top lisp speaking, limp wrist, tight leather pants flaunting queeny types that drive me over my line.

The crowd at the coffee shop all want to strangle this guy Rob who insists on being one of these over-the-top metros.

Just come out already.

 

[from zero]

Who are you?

 

[CipherLock]

Proj?

 

[OptimusCrime]

Who are you?

Your father.

 

[PoyeBoy]

good thing im not metro

 

[OptimusCrime]

Proj?

Give it up closet-boy. Just admit you spank it thinking about Project touching your pinkhole.

 

[WODIN]

You're may1010 aren't you?

 

[OptimusCrime]

You're may1010 aren't you?

I was born on the second actually.

 

[CipherLock]

Give it up closet-boy. Just admit you spank it thinking about Project touching your pinkhole.

Ummmm, someone hold me, please.

 

[WODIN]

Are all gay men born in may or something?