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Men, do you enjoy licking pussy?

plifter

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I do as long as it's clean and she trims down there. If I could get a hot lady in bed with me right now I'd be so grateful that I'd go down there for an hour to make sure she had an orgasm. :p
 
flex229 said:
i love it, man...i'd rather do that than anything...call me crazy.
Your crazy


I havent done it but a few of my friends said its taste bad. Bad bad, One chick I know had a dude lick her out and he suposudly threw up, then threw up the next morning just from thinking about it.
As rumour has it anyway.
 
I make my girl cum this way almost every time we have sex. I dont know what the problem is, if she is clean its fine - there is no real taste.

I have dated a couple stinky girls, I didnt do that particular deed with them.
 
Never done it?? your either weird or lucky? Not always the funnest thing ever when you just want to get in and get out. Sometimes I love doing it, depends on the mood
 
I don't like getting it done...it gets sloppy some guys I have gone out with are into it and wanna go down but I am like uhhh can we get straight to business. I however like to do it to the guys...it turns me on knowing it turns them on.
 
dps1822 said:
I don't like getting it done...it gets sloppy some guys I have gone out with are into it and wanna go down but I am like uhhh can we get straight to business. I however like to do it to the guys...it turns me on knowing it turns them on.
I love you! :p
 
dps1822 said:
I don't like getting it done...it gets sloppy some guys I have gone out with are into it and wanna go down but I am like uhhh can we get straight to business. I however like to do it to the guys...it turns me on knowing it turns them on.
Oh that's it, turn in your girl card!!!

WTF, you don't LIKE IT?!? Honey, if you don't like it the only reason can because the guy didn't know how to DO it.

Shit, if it wasn't for oral I'd basically never have an orgasm. It comprises more than 50% of our activity.

I started falling in love with my husband the day he said to me "Give me a snorkel and I'll stay down there all day." :lmao:
 
musclemom said:
Oh that's it, turn in your girl card!!!

WTF, you don't LIKE IT?!? Honey, if you don't like it the only reason can because the guy didn't know how to DO it.

Shit, if it wasn't for oral I'd basically never have an orgasm. It comprises more than 50% of our activity.

I started falling in love with my husband the day he said to me "Give me a snorkel and I'll stay down there all day." :lmao:


This could be very true...i'v had guys who make it feel like they are dogs drinking out of a bowl of water or something. No real motion about it.
 
Yeah I agree your guys dont know WTF they are doing. The whole "getting sloppy" part tells me they dont know where or how to focus the attention.

You need to hook up with someone a few years older who has been taught how to do things. Either that or take up a teaching role yourself.
 
KD1 said:
Yeah I agree your guys dont know WTF they are doing. The whole "getting sloppy" part tells me they dont know where or how to focus the attention.

You need to hook up with someone a few years older who has been taught how to do things. Either that or take up a teaching role yourself.


I was married to someone 8yrs older than me and he couldn't do a DAMN thing down there except irritate me.
 
dps1822 said:
This could be very true...i'v had guys who make it feel like they are dogs drinking out of a bowl of water or something. No real motion about it.
Oh that's wrong, all wrong.

It's best when you have NO idea what he's doing, nor do you care, as long as he doesn't stop.

You can TRY teaching him but he has to be motivated to learn. I personally believe having good oral technique is the same as being a good kisser, you either get it or not, and I've never been able to teach a guy who is a BAD kisser to do it differently. The best I can come up with is "Uh, don't do that," or "yes, that, that's it, don't stop THAT!"
 
i love the taste and smell (provided it's not too strong)..

all women have some kind of taste or smell...as long as they're clean,,it's not bad.

deathdroprob said:
Your crazy


I havent done it but a few of my friends said its taste bad. Bad bad, One chick I know had a dude lick her out and he suposudly threw up, then threw up the next morning just from thinking about it.
As rumour has it anyway.
 
I got told when I much much younger by a much older woman I was sleeping with that it is the best way to make sure she will come back again and again. Make her get off first and then you can do whatever you want.

Personally I love it.
 
I love it, it is a part of foreplay for me. I love the taste of a clean shaven woman. I could do it for ever!!!!!!
 
dps1822 said:
I don't like getting it done...it gets sloppy some guys I have gone out with are into it and wanna go down but I am like uhhh can we get straight to business. I however like to do it to the guys...it turns me on knowing it turns them on.

Hmm...depends who gives it to you....


I'd make you ... so hard, you spasm and break your own back. Pardon my forwardness, and don't worry I'm happily married.
 
i love doing it and its probably one of my favorite things...My current gf usually orgasms about 3 times pretty quickly thru sex but with oral it usually takes her quite a bit longer. She usually just wants to get right to the sex but I think some of this is due to the fact that shes really self-conscious about herself sometimes and she is worried that she will taste bad etc... She will occasionally make comments saying that her thighs and stomach look fat which is a shame because she isnt fat at all.
 
I dont like sex without doing it. I use it as a way to break the ice if a girl is self consious. If you do it right by the time your done she is dying for your dick and her mind is completely void of any other thought. Its all about the build up...getting a girl off is easy ...the true talent is getting her to cum hard! You girls know what Im talking about, theres a differance.

I love girls! :)
 
when it's been a while I crave slurping the pussy more than intercourse
 
the_alcatraz said:
Hmm...depends who gives it to you....


I'd make you ... so hard, you spasm and break your own back. Pardon my forwardness, and don't worry I'm happily married.


Damn it man...you can't tease someone like that. Your wife is lucky... :chomp:
 
dps1822 said:
I don't like getting it done...it gets sloppy some guys I have gone out with are into it and wanna go down but I am like uhhh can we get straight to business. I however like to do it to the guys...it turns me on knowing it turns them on.


you sound like my wife, what is up with that~! I LOVE doing oral, but it just freaking tickles her, and she never gets off on it, never have mad he cum or squirt on me...I'd love it. Good to know there are others out there like her. :p
 
I doubt that there is a human being any where that enjoys - licking, tickling, or playing with a pussy with there tongue more than me....and I know I'm great at it, cause I love it soooo much and I've never had any women be anything but speechless when I got through...But you really got to love it as much as I do to be this gooooood! As long as the woman is particular enough to wash her ass, and I'm reasonably certain she didn't just get finished fucking some other guy....Most of you guys need to be aware...and don't let your women loose any where near my tongue...You'll loose her, and I'll have yet another fine azz woman trying to get me to marry her! ( seriously though....Damn I love the taste, texture and smell of pussy...sometimes i won't even let my woman wash up from the day...I'll push her up against the counter at home, and drop to my knees just to bury my face in her crotch....damn I LOVE those moments....and if she's lucky, I'll pull her panties over to the side, or just using my tongue...I'll flick her clit just to tease her a little...then run my silky smooth tongue straight down or up the crevice of her lips....get up off the floor and just as quickly go do something else...knowing that I just lit a fire that will comsume her until I either throw her down on the bed...or she rapes me literally...I love the build up just as much...!!!!!!
 
motiondo said:
I doubt that there is a human being any where that enjoys - licking, tickling, or playing with a pussy with there tongue more than me....and I know I'm great at it, cause I love it soooo much and I've never had any women be anything but speechless when I got through...But you really got to love it as much as I do to be this gooooood! As long as the woman is particular enough to wash her ass, and I'm reasonably certain she didn't just get finished fucking some other guy....Most of you guys need to be aware...and don't let your women loose any where near my tongue...You'll loose her, and I'll have yet another fine azz woman trying to get me to marry her! ( seriously though....Damn I love the taste, texture and smell of pussy...sometimes i won't even let my woman wash up from the day...I'll push her up against the counter at home, and drop to my knees just to bury my face in her crotch....damn I LOVE those moments....and if she's lucky, I'll pull her panties over to the side, or just using my tongue...I'll flick her clit just to tease her a little...then run my silky smooth tongue straight down or up the crevice of her lips....get up off the floor and just as quickly go do something else...knowing that I just lit a fire that will comsume her until I either throw her down on the bed...or she rapes me literally...I love the build up just as much...!!!!!!

ROFL, that should be part of a stand up routine!
 
dps1822 said:
I don't like getting it done...it gets sloppy some guys I have gone out with are into it and wanna go down but I am like uhhh can we get straight to business. I however like to do it to the guys...it turns me on knowing it turns them on.

I used to be of this same opinion, that is until I got rid of my POS ex... then after the first time a lover did it willingly and DID IT RIGHT, it was a pre-requisite. In other words if the dude didn't absolutely WORSHIP KITTY then we didn't even go out (not kidding here).

My Old Grump is too good at it... I get done too quick. :worried: I suppose it is like a blessing AND a curse.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I In other words if the dude didn't absolutely WORSHIP KITTY then we didn't even go out

I think most guys would be ok with that if when they asked a girl out for a date she made him promise that he would eat her pussy.
 
LOL @ the gals answering a thread entitiled "Men..."
 
Longhorn85 said:
I think most guys would be ok with that if when they asked a girl out for a date she made him promise that he would eat her pussy.

LOL it wasn't like that and you know it. Besides I could tell even if we did not talk about it as any man that caters to and is very attentive to a woman's needs outside of the bedroom will definitely be that way to the nth degree when they do finally hit the sheets.
 
rnch said:
LOL @ the gals answering a thread entitiled "Men..."

LOL @ a guy answering a thread about eating pussy that doesn't like pussy :p
 
dps1822 said:
misconception that older guys are more responsible and don't play games. which he totally proved is just a myth!!!

Maturity and responsibility have nothing to do with age and everything to do with the person. I was more mature at 17 years old than people I know that are 40.
 
And on topic, if the girl is clean I love it. Everyone who mentioned it already is spot on, if you make her happy first she'll make you 10 times happier back. And being really good at it will pretty much guarantee repeat visits.

And I totally agree about the either you get it or you don't part. Luckily I am one of those people that got it right away :)
 
You are not anything in the sack unless you can eat the pussy to perfection... Its like playing an instrument, the music is the sounds coming out of her mouth. When you hear you girl grunt and scream like a retard. You know you are eating it right.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
You are not anything in the sack unless you can eat the pussy to perfection... Its like playing an instrument, the music is the sounds coming out of her mouth. When you hear you girl grunt and scream like a retard. You know you are eating it right.

TITCR
 
Big Rick Rock said:
You are not anything in the sack unless you can eat the pussy to perfection... Its like playing an instrument, the music is the sounds coming out of her mouth. When you hear you girl grunt and scream like a retard. You know you are eating it right.
if you cna't find the little man in the boat then you shouldn't be out on the water. :artist:
 
dps1822 said:
I don't like getting it done...it gets sloppy some guys I have gone out with are into it and wanna go down but I am like uhhh can we get straight to business. I however like to do it to the guys...it turns me on knowing it turns them on.

My girl was the same way but she was just self conscious..once i assured her that her pussy was clean and pretty and she relaxed, now she loves getting her clit sucked and cums quick from it.
 
face/off
"i could eat a peach for hours"
when you've been going through a bit of a dry spell there's no better taste than that of a clean, well taken care of pussy
 
Are you f-ing kidding? Is there a staight guy who doesnt love having a big juicy puss grinded all over your face while you stick your tounge in it as far as you can and bite and suck,lick,nibble, IM sorry I got carried away.... let me calm down a minute...
 
i can assure u if i was to go down on u u would enjoy it.... and by the way i love goin down on a girl as long as it is clean shavin and doesnt smell. my current girlfriend who i have been datin for over two years loves it and i love it as well. it tastes like cottoncandy!!
 
Love doing it for all the reasons given, but for me, holy shit, the view is awesome from down here. I love looking at it. I love going in from the back. On her side, with legs bent, I'm behind her facing her legs.

The anoose gets just as much attention. Damn.... that's it, she's in for it tonight.
 
gonelifting said:
Love doing it for all the reasons given, but for me, holy shit, the view is awesome from down here. I love looking at it. I love going in from the back. On her side, with legs bent, I'm behind her facing her legs.

The anoose gets just as much attention. Damn.... that's it, she's in for it tonight.
omg!

lumberg likes it too. he always says " i need to burrow up in there"
 
gonelifting said:
I'm sorry, I only do it to women.

lol, thats what I was thinking to when I ready Smurfy's post

There is really only one time that I absolutely will NOT do this. If you meet a girl at a dance club, or since I'm married, take my wife out to dinner and dancing. This becomes about an 8 hour marathon of dinner, drinking, and dancing. Ladies if you are anything like my wife you have the worlds smallest bladder and will pee about 4-5 times in that 8 hours of drinking and dancing. In the club bathroom you are going to squat a good 1.5 feet above the toilet which will cause splashage and then you will just dab dry. Throw in the mix about 3 hours worth of dance sweat and your tight ass thong to hold everything together...this is a recipe for nasal destruction.

Avoid the above scenario when at all possible, otherwise I could live down there
 
plifter said:
I do as long as it's clean and she trims down there. If I could get a hot lady in bed with me right now I'd be so grateful that I'd go down there for an hour to make sure she had an orgasm. :p


Have you ever been with a woman?
 
Damn right I do. I could bust a nut doing it I love it so much. I love to do my abc's with me tongue. I love getting my tongue all the way up in some pussy to. Work the g spot with my tongue if the girl has one close to 2-3 inches in. Suck the whole puss in my mouth and all the juices with it. Add a finger to the ass hole to. Just have to look up at her to know what she likes.
 
plifter said:
I do as long as it's clean and she trims down there. If I could get a hot lady in bed with me right now I'd be so grateful that I'd go down there for an hour to make sure she had an orgasm. :p


usually... ever have a woman spit after you release in her mouth?? if she does, next time you go down on her..

do the same thing.. see how she likes it.. :artist:
 
See now if a man knows what he is doing then she will have to fight getting off practically from the beginning. The length of time one is down there does NOT ensure an orgasm. And every woman is different.

I had a coupla few inept lovers and there was NOTHING they could do to get me from here to anywhere close to THERE.

My husband, on the other hand... damn, I wish he wasn't so fucking adept. But I distinctly recall when we first got together he was like OBSESSED with learning every inch and how to touch what where and how so that I got off like *that*.... Now I sorta wish he hadn't as I have to fight getting off practically before I get nekkid.
 
needtogetaas said:
Ya the problem is once a girl gets of you have to stop licking the little man in the cano for a wile.

When I get off... it is BIG and HARD (meaning the orgasm) and I am DUN DUN DUN. :(
 
BIKINIMOM said:
When I get off... it is BIG and HARD (meaning the orgasm) and I am DUN DUN DUN. :(

Sometimes my girl can have a 2nd or even a 3rd within another minute of the first, but usually she is done.
 
dps1822 said:
This could be very true...i'v had guys who make it feel like they are dogs drinking out of a bowl of water or something. No real motion about it.

Not that I post in this forum very much.....but girlfriend here is right. If you don't like getting your clit nibbled on, sucked, licked and flicked, and you don't like your pussy getting tongue fucked, you have never had a man that knows what the hell he is doing.

I pride myself on getting my current significant other off like this, and they love me for it. Also, you guys who don't know how to finger a girl are also lame. Get some game in bed. There is more to sex and pleasing a woman than just ramming your rod into her. That should be the finale, not the only act. Guys need to learn how to put their lady's pleasure first. You learn how to do that, and you'll always get yours.

Any of you ladies that want the "total experience," PM me.

I'm out.
 
needtogetaas said:
Ya the problem is once a girl gets of you have to stop licking the little man in the cano for a wile.

No you don't.

There are things you can do to start a second session. Just can't be directly on it after she cums. Too sensitive.
 
I enjoy it immensely- there's something extra special about watching her writhe and moan in sheer delight as I unselfishly :frog: pleasure her.
 
I love it. Always make them cum twice before putting it in. Throw a finger in and curve it up against her belly and hit the G while going down. They love it!
 
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