Mememe fml thread

[C0LUMB0]

So my life's been pretty meh, work is pretty fucking hard and we are losing our contract with the state in June, I started looking into dramatic changes in career, going to school (no nursing like traz lol) or something

I met a coast guard guy who is stationed near my city and he told me a little about his job and it seemed interesting. Obviously I'm not in shape for it so I can't go it fast but I contacted a recruiter and he told me I qualify for OCS but only if I get off my ADHD meds for 2 years. Bummer.

At least its not a full rejection but still sucks. I've been wanting change in my life for a while now... Maybe I should get a puppy and stfu.

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^^^^^ this.

 

[nangiggles]

She's already a Dr.

I did all the work, have all the credits and fucking Europe changed graduation requirements and now I can't graduate from the PhD unless I get a masters first, they don't allow the straight through upgrade anymore I waited too long.

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[WoodyO]

Gonna cry about it?

 

[TableFun]

I wasn't disagreeing

 

[nangiggles]

Gonna cry about it?

Already did

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[hardrock]

Street walker?

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[nangiggles]

Street walker?

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I wouldn't feel right charging

 

[WoodyO]

I need a maid.

 

[nangiggles]

I need a maid.

What about a sexcretary?

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[WoodyO]

What about a sexcretary?

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Can you type, use MS Office and pick up paperclips under my desk?

I also like my assistant to make me coffee, pick up my lunch and field my calls. I even got her to suck my big toe once.