Mad Jasper
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Yes or no?
I vote yes. I love a meaty pussy.
I vote yes. I love a meaty pussy.
that was the best way you could describe it? fuck you're useless
How the fuck would you describe it?
that was directed at fitgay
that was the best way you could describe it? fuck you're useless
that won't happen
I like a little a little something to nibble on.
he likes a little a lot
I don't like it too floppy, but a little meat gives a pussy character.
Every time we get on the subject of beef curtains I get in the mood for Arby's.
Had that brisket samich yet?
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that was the best way you could describe it? fuck you're useless
You really REALLY should.Newp. Should I?
Chill bro. It was an obvious joke.
The two "hamburger" bun is where it's at. I used to have this drop dead gorgeous gf, sweet piece of arm candy. It didn't matter though... At the end of the day I didn't enjoy eatting hamburger helper vag.
Oh, goody, another thread dehumanizing women.
I thought you guys had agreed to put a stop to this shit, not encourage it. Between this and "I need to become a plastic surgeon" y'all are really taking a stand for respect of womenAnd you really wonder why you're losing people like Shirl?
Whatever, treat the women like garbage and the quality chicks bail and you end up with a sausage fest. Unless you're all homos, have fun with that.
Oh, goody, another thread dehumanizing women.
I thought you guys had agreed to put a stop to this shit, not encourage it. Between this and "I need to become a plastic surgeon" y'all are really taking a stand for respect of womenAnd you really wonder why you're losing people like Shirl?
Whatever, treat the women like garbage and the quality chicks bail and you end up with a sausage fest. Unless you're all homos, have fun with that.
WTF are "boon" pix?Hate to be the one to tell you this, but I don't think anybody gives a shit. That of course is not my position on this but is indeed the opinion of all other members. You can thank me with some boon pix.
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The board may be owned by a fag
And you really wonder why you're losing people like Shirl?
If they have a good personality and they are not great looking, then who fucking cares ?
Let's just say hypothetically, okay ?
What if they have a good personality ?
There are no girls with good personalities.
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body...
who will satisfy all sexual demands...
without being too slutty about things...
and who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
The only girls with good personalities...
who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented--
though God knows what the fuck that means-- are ugly chicks.
Absolutely. And this is because they have to make up...
for how fucking unattractive they are.
Oh, goody, another thread dehumanizing women.
So a female is literally nothing but a sex object to you? Important only for her appearance and anything that happens to her appearance, she becomes useless. Honestly, go gay or go buy a real doll.If they have a good personality and they are not great looking, then who fucking cares ?
Let's just say hypothetically, okay ?
What if they have a good personality ?
There are no girls with good personalities.
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body...
who will satisfy all sexual demands...
without being too slutty about things...
and who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
The only girls with good personalities...
who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented--
though God knows what the fuck that means-- are ugly chicks.
Absolutely. And this is because they have to make up...
for how fucking unattractive they are.
So a female is literally nothing but a sex object to you? Important only for her appearance and anything that happens to her appearance, she becomes useless. Honestly, go gay or go buy a real doll.
So a female is literally nothing but a sex object to you? Important only for her appearance and anything that happens to her appearance, she becomes useless. Honestly, go gay or go buy a real doll.
im gonna add my 2 cents...
I don't see how this thread is dehumanizing women. Because he said he likes a certain kind of vagina that means he's dehumanizing all women?
Like it or not there are different looking vaginas and because he says he prefers one over another means what? I can see how as a women reading it might put you off, but if you made a thread about not liking small dicks 99% of this board would feel shame as well, cuz let's face it the majority of them are small (not me I'm huge) limp dick'd steroid abusing closet homosexuals.
None of you have read (or at least watched) American Psycho, huh?
If they have a good personality and they are not great looking, then who fucking cares ?
Let's just say hypothetically, okay ?
What if they have a good personality ?
There are no girls with good personalities.
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body...
who will satisfy all sexual demands...
without being too slutty about things...
and who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
The only girls with good personalities...
who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented--
though God knows what the fuck that means-- are ugly chicks.
Absolutely. And this is because they have to make up...
for how fucking unattractive they are.
Yeah, are his comments from that? Creepy as fug to go around making posts from that either way
Every last comment of his for the last 2-3 days has been a American Psycho quote.
WTF are "boon" pix?
I wouldn't give you a picture of me that meant anything to me if the world were about to end you ignorant redneck. Get that shit from whatever number of wife you're attached to or paying alimony to.
And it's been well established that treating the women on this board rudely is not good business. The board may be owned by a fag and habituated by narcissists, but it stays alive with female input and treating the women like dogshit is the road to it's demise. They simply don't have enough fags to turn this place into a full blown homoerotic AAS board.
A: Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to SUCK MY CAWK !!!
im gonna add my 2 cents...
I don't see how this thread is dehumanizing women. Because he said he likes a certain kind of vagina that means he's dehumanizing all women?
Like it or not there are different looking vaginas and because he says he prefers one over another means what? I can see how as a women reading it might put you off, but if you made a thread about not liking small dicks 99% of this board would feel shame as well, cuz let's face it the majority of them are small (not me I'm huge) limp dick'd steroid abusing closet homosexuals.
i like the slit pussy
im changing my name to the Bukkake Brethren
im gonna add my 2 cents...
I don't see how this thread is dehumanizing women. Because he said he likes a certain kind of vagina that means he's dehumanizing all women?
Like it or not there are different looking vaginas and because he says he prefers one over another means what? I can see how as a women reading it might put you off, but if you made a thread about not liking small dicks 99% of this board would feel shame as well, cuz let's face it the majority of them are small (not me I'm huge) limp dick'd steroid abusing closet homosexuals.
Let's try this ... there is a reason why this board has a Between the Sheets forum. The only reason MJ posted this thread here is because BTS gets less traffic. It literally has NO business being in C&C specifically because women may find it disrespectful, rude, insulting, dehumanizing, what have you.im gonna add my 2 cents...
I don't see how this thread is dehumanizing women. Because he said he likes a certain kind of vagina that means he's dehumanizing all women?
Like it or not there are different looking vaginas and because he says he prefers one over another means what? I can see how as a women reading it might put you off, but if you made a thread about not liking small dicks 99% of this board would feel shame as well, cuz let's face it the majority of them are small (not me I'm huge) limp dick'd steroid abusing closet homosexuals.
i've never used it, but i've heard a rumor that there's an ignore button here somewhere...and...for the record...i can't say i've ever been truly e-offended by anything i've ever read here...this place is just for shits-n-giggles, right? taking people's comments in c&c seriously is kinda missing the point of this place, me thinks??
but that's easy to say from your vantage pointIf they have a good personality and they are not great looking, then who fucking cares ?
Let's just say hypothetically, okay ?
What if they have a good personality ?
There are no girls with good personalities.
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body...
who will satisfy all sexual demands...
without being too slutty about things...
and who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
The only girls with good personalities...
who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented--
though God knows what the fuck that means-- are ugly chicks.
Absolutely. And this is because they have to make up...
for how fucking unattractive they are.
i like the slit pussy
im changing my name to the Bukkake Brethren
Oh, goody, another thread dehumanizing women.
I thought you guys had agreed to put a stop to this shit, not encourage it. Between this and "I need to become a plastic surgeon" y'all are really taking a stand for respect of womenAnd you really wonder why you're losing people like Shirl?
Whatever, treat the women like garbage and the quality chicks bail and you end up with a sausage fest. Unless you're all homos, have fun with that.
Let's try this ... there is a reason why this board has a Between the Sheets forum. The only reason MJ posted this thread here is because BTS gets less traffic. It literally has NO business being in C&C specifically because women may find it disrespectful, rude, insulting, dehumanizing, what have you.
And yea, frankly I happen to find having parts of the body (and no, they don't have to be genitalia specifically) referred to in certain ways hatefully vulgar. There's a lot of slang thrown around that's way more disgusting than the medical term. Labia sounds like something you'd name a flower. Meat curtains sounds like something you'd find in a slaughter house. Considering how many guys around here start doing the icky dance around "menstruation" you'd think anything reminiscent of blood would be the last thing they'd use to refer to external female genitalia.
Let's try this ... there is a reason why this board has a Between the Sheets forum. The only reason MJ posted this thread here is because BTS gets less traffic. It literally has NO business being in C&C specifically because women may find it disrespectful, rude, insulting, dehumanizing, what have you.
And yea, frankly I happen to find having parts of the body (and no, they don't have to be genitalia specifically) referred to in certain ways hatefully vulgar. There's a lot of slang thrown around that's way more disgusting than the medical term. Labia sounds like something you'd name a flower. Meat curtains sounds like something you'd find in a slaughter house. Considering how many guys around here start doing the icky dance around "menstruation" you'd think anything reminiscent of blood would be the last thing they'd use to refer to external female genitalia.
I wonder if nan has meat curtains on her butthole.
That would be called a pink sock
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That would be called a pink sock
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Lol@the women that take offence to this thread, obviously they have turkey gobblers between their legs
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I've never reported anything on this board but spam posts.Seriously is your sole purpose for being here to bitch about everything? If you find threads sexist or whatever then why the fuck do you read and participate in them? You're just one of those fucking people who can't get along so you start shit with your whining and bitching. You called me a redneck and a retard, do you think the word redneck is not offensive to Southern folk? Or are you just a fucking hypocritical bish who can dish out shit but can't take it? I'm sure the board would die without your pot stirring ass though so I hope you stay so I can continue to learn about being a wicker nigga and a fucking hypocrite. Tell em I said hello when you run to report this post.
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No, long posts = typing for a living for too many years.Lol@the women that take offence to this thread, obviously they have turkey gobblers between their legs
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I've never reported anything on this board but spam posts.
So what if I stir the pot? Everyone calls me a grousing cvnt but the fact is, nobody around here is happy unless they have something (or someone) to bitch about. I've taken plenty of heat about my opinions, spirituality, gender and post length I've earned the right to say something is fucking disgusting if I want to ... and maybe getting into a snarky argument is fun for ME, did any of you ever think about THAT!?
BTW, Bow, considering you've called yourself a redneck I don't know how many times in the past -- never mind considering my heritage me calling you a redneck is literally pot calling kettle black -- I didn't think you'd care but if so would you prefer cracker? Hick? Hillbilly? Yokel? And dumbass, I didn't call you retarded, I called you IGNORANT. You don't like it, sorry, I calls 'em as I see 'em. Google the definition, your picture should be near the top.
And Smurf, whatever. My posts irritate you or not depending on your mood that day, it's always been like that and I'm over it.
What gets me is people think I have some sort of emotional investment in these posts. I must have one hell of an Internet Persona. What is it, Long Posts = Giving a Rats Ass?No, long posts = typing for a living for too many years.
I've never reported anything on this board but spam posts.
So what if I stir the pot? Everyone calls me a grousing cvnt but the fact is, nobody around here is happy unless they have something (or someone) to bitch about. I've taken plenty of heat about my opinions, spirituality, gender and post length I've earned the right to say something is fucking disgusting if I want to ... and maybe getting into a snarky argument is fun for ME, did any of you ever think about THAT!?
BTW, Bow, considering you've called yourself a redneck I don't know how many times in the past -- never mind considering my heritage me calling you a redneck is literally pot calling kettle black -- I didn't think you'd care but if so would you prefer cracker? Hick? Hillbilly? Yokel? And dumbass, I didn't call you retarded, I called you IGNORANT. You don't like it, sorry, I calls 'em as I see 'em. Google the definition, your picture should be near the top.
And Smurf, whatever. My posts irritate you or not depending on your mood that day, it's always been like that and I'm over it.
What gets me is people think I have some sort of emotional investment in these posts. I must have one hell of an Internet Persona. What is it, Long Posts = Giving a Rats Ass?No, long posts = typing for a living for too many years.
Calling someone a fag or redneck, while bitching about sexist comments is hypocritical. You can't have your soul cake and eat it too.
Muscular Mother I don't care what you call me I'm here for shits and giggles only I was merely making a point that you take shit too serious. Chill the fug out. Honestly posting tit pics would prolly help you chill out. I love women personally I would never try to dehumanize a female but I love tips and ass and big fat posse cats. You prolly like long thick cacks with huge purple heads and veiny shafts. Just enjoy the humor cause that's all their is here.
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Why on earth, after years on this board, have you not learned to take things with a grain of salt???? How can you possibly continue to get your panties in a bunch even though it has been explained to you time and time again? If you really take these posts seriously then i think there is something wrong with you.
There, i said it.
I don't even know where to start w/all those grammatical errors.
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