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plornive
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TRIMMED!!!
Here are some shots of it after I trimmed it. My friend gave me a makeover. I am still tired, dehydrated with sunken eyes, and malnourished. LOL.
I still lift weights though and I am stronger than I look. I'm not really a pencil pusher. I'm a key typer. And thanks for making me laugh on this thread. I don't mind laughing at myself, sincerely.
And yeah, my place is a rent-a-room dump because I am too lazy and cheap to get a real place here.
Here are some shots of it after I trimmed it. My friend gave me a makeover. I am still tired, dehydrated with sunken eyes, and malnourished. LOL.
I still lift weights though and I am stronger than I look. I'm not really a pencil pusher. I'm a key typer. And thanks for making me laugh on this thread. I don't mind laughing at myself, sincerely.
And yeah, my place is a rent-a-room dump because I am too lazy and cheap to get a real place here.
plornive
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Remember boys and girls, don't use condoms. They are dangerous and they prevent the birth of unwanted and potentially stupid poor beatnick low-level criminals. They also block you from joyous sexually transmitted diseases. Oh...... How joyous!!! I sing STD!!!
When an ugly man wants to fuck you bareback, you don't be the devil and turn your front on 'im. Throw 'im on top and satisfy his desires.
I'm pretty stoned but I could have sworn I just wrote a beautiful poem and it magically rhymed in a regular fashion with no apparent effort. I'm also too stoned to really check. Yep. Not gonna do that sheeit.
Do you ever wonder if Nathan is faking it when he writes his "high" threads? WELL, I can verify right now, he is not faking it. In fact, the world is a giant spectral spinning around. Weed has not been this hallucinogenic before because my fingers think the keyboard is rotating and my brain believes it in the hillbilly parts (of my brain) (yes, hillbillies in my fucking brain, ignore introspection and analogies completely, you motherfucking fool you deserve to DIE!!!), affecting all of my thoughts but not my core truthometer (yes, a truthometer, an electronic meter of believability using AI algorithms. haven't you been to 2009. Number 9............. Number 9................... Number 9................................. Ahhhhhhh I'm sick of that song. It's purposeful climax turns out to be one of those screws that doesn't allow you to cum because she's so freaky lookin'. In fact, I hate it when that happens. She steals all the fun, probably pisses gleefully on the bed, and then she suddenly says, "ow, It hurts!
" and magically gets as dry as sand in about 5 seconds. Bitch. I thought girls were supposed to be capable of indefinite orgasms, including length potentially for a lifetime. Wow. Lifetime orgasm. Can I join that study??? I don't like having to WORK for my orgasm. It should be served to me in a platinum platter, with icy cold tongs for my amusement. Searing hot when requested.
BOOOOOYQQQQHHHHHHH.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Aren't I a fuckin' GENIUS? My mind indicates that I am. I don't really care what any non-existant readers think, unless they agree with me.
Fuck, I am about 40 minutes late to meet my stupid hot girlfriend and there is a guy there macking on her. I gotta jet yo GGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Outty!!!
When an ugly man wants to fuck you bareback, you don't be the devil and turn your front on 'im. Throw 'im on top and satisfy his desires.
I'm pretty stoned but I could have sworn I just wrote a beautiful poem and it magically rhymed in a regular fashion with no apparent effort. I'm also too stoned to really check. Yep. Not gonna do that sheeit.
Do you ever wonder if Nathan is faking it when he writes his "high" threads? WELL, I can verify right now, he is not faking it. In fact, the world is a giant spectral spinning around. Weed has not been this hallucinogenic before because my fingers think the keyboard is rotating and my brain believes it in the hillbilly parts (of my brain) (yes, hillbillies in my fucking brain, ignore introspection and analogies completely, you motherfucking fool you deserve to DIE!!!), affecting all of my thoughts but not my core truthometer (yes, a truthometer, an electronic meter of believability using AI algorithms. haven't you been to 2009. Number 9............. Number 9................... Number 9................................. Ahhhhhhh I'm sick of that song. It's purposeful climax turns out to be one of those screws that doesn't allow you to cum because she's so freaky lookin'. In fact, I hate it when that happens. She steals all the fun, probably pisses gleefully on the bed, and then she suddenly says, "ow, It hurts!
" and magically gets as dry as sand in about 5 seconds. Bitch. I thought girls were supposed to be capable of indefinite orgasms, including length potentially for a lifetime. Wow. Lifetime orgasm. Can I join that study??? I don't like having to WORK for my orgasm. It should be served to me in a platinum platter, with icy cold tongs for my amusement. Searing hot when requested.BOOOOOYQQQQHHHHHHH.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Aren't I a fuckin' GENIUS? My mind indicates that I am. I don't really care what any non-existant readers think, unless they agree with me.
Fuck, I am about 40 minutes late to meet my stupid hot girlfriend and there is a guy there macking on her. I gotta jet yo GGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Outty!!!
plornive
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Honey Baby cin ya sleep in the wetspot baby waby???
Bitch jigga, you motha-fuckin' PISSED all over my mom's satin sheets!!! Die Motha-fuckin HO!!!
Johnny G, Don't Dis Me. I am true, just as much as u a fooo.
Shut the fuck up bitch, I stop ya rite NOooowww ("jiggy wiggyYYYYY!!!!"), close yer legs and I'll tell ya more. Yes, that means, your pussy just sucks; Go cheat with Uncle Al coz I don't give.... AAAAAAA FUUUUCCKCKCKCKCKCKCKC. ("Suck my dick!!! Suck my dick!!! Suck my dick!!! .......")
Stupid Johnny G, I brought my machete, to chop yer dick of happily, and I know you would fail my deciding test, now you can watch me fuck your lifelong confidante with your dick on the floor in a bloody mess.
O lord, tell my brothers, and sistas... don't mess with that woman with the glee in her eyes. She's not the brainless tramp that she presents herself to be...
My g-friend is gonna call me on her mobile phone, reach through it and rip me a new asshole with her fingernail. Well, try anyway. And she is a calm and relatively weak girl. Weak girl who knows how to satisfy a fuckin' chimpanzee for her Yippy, but she DON'T, coz I'm her masta-G-MAN.
Fuck I gotta motha-fuckin' get the muthafuckin' JET bro.... and all you fuckin' hoz!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am having a rippin and crazy good time.
Thank you.
Good night.
Hold me when my bitch tries to chop my dick off. I'm sure she has it in her mind.
Bye.
Bitch jigga, you motha-fuckin' PISSED all over my mom's satin sheets!!! Die Motha-fuckin HO!!!
Johnny G, Don't Dis Me. I am true, just as much as u a fooo.
Shut the fuck up bitch, I stop ya rite NOooowww ("jiggy wiggyYYYYY!!!!"), close yer legs and I'll tell ya more. Yes, that means, your pussy just sucks; Go cheat with Uncle Al coz I don't give.... AAAAAAA FUUUUCCKCKCKCKCKCKCKC. ("Suck my dick!!! Suck my dick!!! Suck my dick!!! .......")
Stupid Johnny G, I brought my machete, to chop yer dick of happily, and I know you would fail my deciding test, now you can watch me fuck your lifelong confidante with your dick on the floor in a bloody mess.
O lord, tell my brothers, and sistas... don't mess with that woman with the glee in her eyes. She's not the brainless tramp that she presents herself to be...
My g-friend is gonna call me on her mobile phone, reach through it and rip me a new asshole with her fingernail. Well, try anyway. And she is a calm and relatively weak girl. Weak girl who knows how to satisfy a fuckin' chimpanzee for her Yippy, but she DON'T, coz I'm her masta-G-MAN.
Fuck I gotta motha-fuckin' get the muthafuckin' JET bro.... and all you fuckin' hoz!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am having a rippin and crazy good time.
Thank you.
Good night.
Hold me when my bitch tries to chop my dick off. I'm sure she has it in her mind.
Bye.
plornive
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"It's a G-Thing a - baaayyybayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
("doobie doobie!!!!!!!")
"Bein' late for a stupid bitch, coz u's postin's on's mothafuckin's elietes's's's's's HOMIE GI!!!!!!!! GI!!!!!!!!!!!!!............ LEUNG, Mothafucka! Now shut tha fuck UP! You just a fuckin' HO. (Wham! Slap! Shreik that no human could possibly make but we're muthafuckin doin' it an doin it an' doing it NOW BAYBEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK - OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! B I T C H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sirens, glass, death... sound of death))" <see previous syntax you fuckwit. I'm high and I saw that so shut yo mothafuckin' Non-G-Mouth Motha-Trucker sized asswhipe yo grannys cunt you fuckin' BITCH SLUT 'O MINE!!!!!! ("you da slut!!"). Now I just fergit what da fuck Iam sayin. So shut yo MO-Tha_FuKKKKKin_MOUTH ("mothafuckaaaaaaaaa!!!!") you stupid (many words in-fi-ni-teeyeeeeeeee!), I hate U instin'Leeeyeeee. I just don give a fuck 'bout yo booty no' mo'!!!!!!!!!!! So pack up and be an ugly man's leftova whore!!!!!!"
"Now hold onnnn motha-fucka, don call meeeeee a godammmmmmmmm slllluuuuuuuuuuuttttttt yeah, Johnny NO-DICK G!"
------------------------------------------------------------ (intermission, break and masturbation time baybeeeee!!!!!) (I know someone is going to be pissed when I'm 50 minutes late and I cheated her bitchy aaayaaaassssss recentlyyyyeeeeee!!!!!! BAYBeeeeeee!!!!! Fuckin' sheeeeyit!!!!")
And fuck bros, that's what I'm headin' ta be. I won't be alive in heart when I return. Save a reserved spot for me in the retard bus, coz that's where I see myself bein'!
Bye bye fellers. Have a peachy fine n keen mothafukkkkkin day broooo-thaaaawwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! (ohyeah baayyyy beeeeeeeeeeee (3 tones, you choose mothafucka, get a brain foo') waaaaaabbbyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(one more time!!! One more time!!!!!!! One more time!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Thank yuuuoooo vvaaaaarrrryyyyy mucchhhhhhhh......
thank yeuuuuu
(clapping, leading to cheering, leading to many, many one-night-stands because of the excess groupies need of satisfaction. I am truly a sexual saint. I should be worshipped by genitals, but in Nebulus 34:23 I gave up that motha-fuckin' trick (advantage, no a hoz u motha fucka you!!!) foo. Don you read my mothafuckin' sacred BOOK MOTHAFUCKN FOOOOO!!!!!!!" (die motha fucka....)
FOOOOllls... All of you.... and they went passing through their lives, not eva a mothafuckin' clue jigga Jeeee!!!!! (oh yeah BAAYAYYY BAAAYYYYYYY)
("doobie doobie!!!!!!!")
"Bein' late for a stupid bitch, coz u's postin's on's mothafuckin's elietes's's's's's HOMIE GI!!!!!!!! GI!!!!!!!!!!!!!............ LEUNG, Mothafucka! Now shut tha fuck UP! You just a fuckin' HO. (Wham! Slap! Shreik that no human could possibly make but we're muthafuckin doin' it an doin it an' doing it NOW BAYBEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK - OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! B I T C H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sirens, glass, death... sound of death))" <see previous syntax you fuckwit. I'm high and I saw that so shut yo mothafuckin' Non-G-Mouth Motha-Trucker sized asswhipe yo grannys cunt you fuckin' BITCH SLUT 'O MINE!!!!!! ("you da slut!!"). Now I just fergit what da fuck Iam sayin. So shut yo MO-Tha_FuKKKKKin_MOUTH ("mothafuckaaaaaaaaa!!!!") you stupid (many words in-fi-ni-teeyeeeeeeee!), I hate U instin'Leeeyeeee. I just don give a fuck 'bout yo booty no' mo'!!!!!!!!!!! So pack up and be an ugly man's leftova whore!!!!!!"
"Now hold onnnn motha-fucka, don call meeeeee a godammmmmmmmm slllluuuuuuuuuuuttttttt yeah, Johnny NO-DICK G!"
------------------------------------------------------------ (intermission, break and masturbation time baybeeeee!!!!!) (I know someone is going to be pissed when I'm 50 minutes late and I cheated her bitchy aaayaaaassssss recentlyyyyeeeeee!!!!!! BAYBeeeeeee!!!!! Fuckin' sheeeeyit!!!!")
And fuck bros, that's what I'm headin' ta be. I won't be alive in heart when I return. Save a reserved spot for me in the retard bus, coz that's where I see myself bein'!
Bye bye fellers. Have a peachy fine n keen mothafukkkkkin day broooo-thaaaawwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! (ohyeah baayyyy beeeeeeeeeeee (3 tones, you choose mothafucka, get a brain foo') waaaaaabbbyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(one more time!!! One more time!!!!!!! One more time!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Thank yuuuoooo vvaaaaarrrryyyyy mucchhhhhhhh......
thank yeuuuuu
(clapping, leading to cheering, leading to many, many one-night-stands because of the excess groupies need of satisfaction. I am truly a sexual saint. I should be worshipped by genitals, but in Nebulus 34:23 I gave up that motha-fuckin' trick (advantage, no a hoz u motha fucka you!!!) foo. Don you read my mothafuckin' sacred BOOK MOTHAFUCKN FOOOOO!!!!!!!" (die motha fucka....)
FOOOOllls... All of you.... and they went passing through their lives, not eva a mothafuckin' clue jigga Jeeee!!!!! (oh yeah BAAYAYYY BAAAYYYYYYY)
Big Rick Rock
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Fuck the beard! Dude... you look like a serial killer!
